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“It’s very simple,” Mr. Emanuel said. “We win the House and it’s the first day of the end of the Trump presidency, and it is the most important thing to do.”
Rahm Emanuel, Eyeing 2028, Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about the next presidential race.
www.nytimes.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
“It’s very simple,” Mr. Emanuel said. “We win the House and it’s the first day of the end of the Trump presidency, and it is the most important thing to do.”
Phew! That was close. Here’s to more Donny Fails!
Trump Once Vowed to ‘Own’ Greenland. He Settled for Something Much Less.
President Trump signed a Greenland security deal that falls well short of his demands to turn the island into a U.S. territory.
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Phew! That was close. Here’s to more Donny Fails!
Asking for a friend: Has RFK JR in that freaky voice had a chance to weigh in yet?
September 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Asking for a friend: Has RFK JR in that freaky voice had a chance to weigh in yet?
Whew. We. Are. Gonna. Be. AOK.
King Charles Will Convene A.I. Leaders Amid Calls to Slow Development
As alarm from the highest echelons of A.I. companies mounts, Buckingham Palace said the king would meet with executives to explore how the technology can be used for good.
www.nytimes.com
September 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Whew. We. Are. Gonna. Be. AOK.
Those evil-natured robots (I'll get you, Yoshimi)
They're programmed to destroy us.
They're programmed to destroy us.
September 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Those evil-natured robots (I'll get you, Yoshimi)
They're programmed to destroy us.
They're programmed to destroy us.
Jerome, Lucy. Lucy, Jerome. Dante, this is Krys. Everyone: this is Dante. And Krys. Say hello. And as an icebreaker, name your favorite Smurf.
September 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Jerome, Lucy. Lucy, Jerome. Dante, this is Krys. Everyone: this is Dante. And Krys. Say hello. And as an icebreaker, name your favorite Smurf.
Wait! Wha? Huh??!! Isn’t that how it has always worked?
Maria Bartiromo Is Out at Fox News (Gift Article)
The dismissal came after Ms. Bartiromo shared internal Fox Business communications with the White House, a person familiar with the details confirmed.
www.nytimes.com
September 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Wait! Wha? Huh??!! Isn’t that how it has always worked?
For Some in a Disrupted D.C., Grand Prix Is More Irritation Than Celebration www.nytimes.com/2026/08/22/u...
For Some in a Disrupted D.C., Grand Prix Is More Irritation Than Celebration
Race preparations have snarled traffic, rerouted flights and forced the National Gallery of Art to conduct vibration tests.
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
For Some in a Disrupted D.C., Grand Prix Is More Irritation Than Celebration www.nytimes.com/2026/08/22/u...
CONTAINERGATE! I, myself, will never look at that tiny bag of pretzels, and four-ounce glass of Sprite, in coach, when I fly, ever the same, again.
Donald Trump’s Catering-Truck Escape Included Natalie Harp but No Cabinet Officials
Donald Trump left Air Force One in a catering truck with aide Natalie Harp during an Iran threat, while Marco Rubio and others stayed aboard.
www.mandatory.com
August 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
CONTAINERGATE! I, myself, will never look at that tiny bag of pretzels, and four-ounce glass of Sprite, in coach, when I fly, ever the same, again.
Only advice I got: Stand barefoot in a puddle of water while wearing.
ICE Plans to Give Officers Gloves That Can Deliver Electric Shocks (Gift Article)
The Department of Homeland Security described the gloves as a “de-escalation device,” but critics said they could encourage agents to use more force.
www.nytimes.com
August 13, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Only advice I got: Stand barefoot in a puddle of water while wearing.
Remember Good Ole ROCK THE VOTE!?GOP BLOCK THE VOTE! “Koopman added that El-Sayed's Republican challenger Mike Rogers strategy looks to deter Democratic voters from going to the polls, something Buie said she already started to see . . . “
www.wzzm13.com
August 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Remember Good Ole ROCK THE VOTE!?GOP BLOCK THE VOTE! “Koopman added that El-Sayed's Republican challenger Mike Rogers strategy looks to deter Democratic voters from going to the polls, something Buie said she already started to see . . . “
EARTHFIRST! called it decades ago: NATURE BATS LAST. A well-intended EV Charging Station (background), cannibalized and offline. A Milkweed (foreground) online and forever.
August 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
EARTHFIRST! called it decades ago: NATURE BATS LAST. A well-intended EV Charging Station (background), cannibalized and offline. A Milkweed (foreground) online and forever.
Wait! Wha? Huh!? Isn’t the Polar Ice Cap melting at an accelerating rate?! Given all the climate funding ($30B) slashed by Prez Mulligan Trump?
August 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Wait! Wha? Huh!? Isn’t the Polar Ice Cap melting at an accelerating rate?! Given all the climate funding ($30B) slashed by Prez Mulligan Trump?
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Breaking News: Prosecutors are dropping charges against an Olympian accused of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, saying damage was due to “botched” renovations.
Charges to Be Dropped Against Ex-Olympian David Hearn Accused of Damaging Reflecting Pool
President Trump had repeatedly accused vandals of damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. On Friday, federal prosecutors acknowledged it was “the result of flawed installation.”
nyti.ms
July 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Breaking News: Prosecutors are dropping charges against an Olympian accused of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, saying damage was due to “botched” renovations.
Michigan’s highest ranking city, Grand Rapids, lands at 90 on the list. Dead last in the survey of 182 is the only other MI city to make it: Detroit. Make of this what you will.
Happiest Cities in America in 2026
Happiest Cities in America in 2026
wallethub.com
July 31, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Michigan’s highest ranking city, Grand Rapids, lands at 90 on the list. Dead last in the survey of 182 is the only other MI city to make it: Detroit. Make of this what you will.
