Professor Skunkbrain 🦨🧠
@skunkbrained.bsky.social
🔞 Minors/Pedos/Zoos DNI
He/Him | 31 | Bi/Pan
A very smelly skunk that loves being stinky. Skunkbrained, pamp-pilled, hypno enthusiast and rubber/latex enjoyer. PhDs in TF study, hypnotism, and stink science.
Proud resident of Skunksville, USA!
He/Him | 31 | Bi/Pan
A very smelly skunk that loves being stinky. Skunkbrained, pamp-pilled, hypno enthusiast and rubber/latex enjoyer. PhDs in TF study, hypnotism, and stink science.
Proud resident of Skunksville, USA!
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Greetings and salutations!
I am Professor Skunkbrain, a skunk with a variety of weird and wacky interests, some which are listed in my bio. I have PhDs in TF study, hypnotism, and stink science.
Also, I stink. I am a skunk, after all. It's what we do best~
I am Professor Skunkbrain, a skunk with a variety of weird and wacky interests, some which are listed in my bio. I have PhDs in TF study, hypnotism, and stink science.
Also, I stink. I am a skunk, after all. It's what we do best~
And so, Skunktember concludes for another year.
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
And so, Skunktember concludes for another year.
Skunks.
That's it, that's the post.
That's it, that's the post.
September 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Skunks.
That's it, that's the post.
That's it, that's the post.
Three weeks into Skunktember already? I suppose I've been having so much fun skunking things up out there that I lost track of time~
So many lovely skunks, so little time... and yet, so much fun to be had! After all, life is simply much better and more fun when you're a skunk! It's the truth~
So many lovely skunks, so little time... and yet, so much fun to be had! After all, life is simply much better and more fun when you're a skunk! It's the truth~
September 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Three weeks into Skunktember already? I suppose I've been having so much fun skunking things up out there that I lost track of time~
So many lovely skunks, so little time... and yet, so much fun to be had! After all, life is simply much better and more fun when you're a skunk! It's the truth~
So many lovely skunks, so little time... and yet, so much fun to be had! After all, life is simply much better and more fun when you're a skunk! It's the truth~
We're just over half way through Skunktember and I've been seeing so, so many skunks out there this year~
This is very good, the more skunks the better! We must continue to increase these numbers though any means necessary.
This is very good, the more skunks the better! We must continue to increase these numbers though any means necessary.
September 18, 2026 at 8:18 AM
We're just over half way through Skunktember and I've been seeing so, so many skunks out there this year~
This is very good, the more skunks the better! We must continue to increase these numbers though any means necessary.
This is very good, the more skunks the better! We must continue to increase these numbers though any means necessary.
The first week of Skunktember is over! Have you been a good skunk?
What's that? You aren't a skunk? Then why do you have that big, fluffy, black and white tail? More importantly, why do you smell like one?
You've always been a skunk, you silly stinker~
There's no sense in denying your true nature~
What's that? You aren't a skunk? Then why do you have that big, fluffy, black and white tail? More importantly, why do you smell like one?
You've always been a skunk, you silly stinker~
There's no sense in denying your true nature~
September 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The first week of Skunktember is over! Have you been a good skunk?
What's that? You aren't a skunk? Then why do you have that big, fluffy, black and white tail? More importantly, why do you smell like one?
You've always been a skunk, you silly stinker~
There's no sense in denying your true nature~
What's that? You aren't a skunk? Then why do you have that big, fluffy, black and white tail? More importantly, why do you smell like one?
You've always been a skunk, you silly stinker~
There's no sense in denying your true nature~
Day Two of Skunktember and already I see plenty of skunks lining the streets. This is very good!
We should keep this up and continue adding to the numbers, making absolutely sure that there is no place that goes unskunked~
We must continue until everywhere is bathed in an ocean of skunk stripes~
We should keep this up and continue adding to the numbers, making absolutely sure that there is no place that goes unskunked~
We must continue until everywhere is bathed in an ocean of skunk stripes~
September 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Day Two of Skunktember and already I see plenty of skunks lining the streets. This is very good!
We should keep this up and continue adding to the numbers, making absolutely sure that there is no place that goes unskunked~
We must continue until everywhere is bathed in an ocean of skunk stripes~
We should keep this up and continue adding to the numbers, making absolutely sure that there is no place that goes unskunked~
We must continue until everywhere is bathed in an ocean of skunk stripes~
Reposted by Professor Skunkbrain 🦨🧠
Finished skunktember commission for @rubyloon.bsky.social
Squk sqrk indeed!!
Squk sqrk indeed!!
September 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Finished skunktember commission for @rubyloon.bsky.social
Squk sqrk indeed!!
Squk sqrk indeed!!
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Happy SKUNKTEMBER from @tobiaswaschbar.bsky.social and I! 🌼🦨
September 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Happy SKUNKTEMBER from @tobiaswaschbar.bsky.social and I! 🌼🦨
Ah, Skunktember. The most wonderful time of the year~
Mmm, breathe in that air. That wonderful miasma of skunky smells mixing together is simply hypnotic, is it not?
Yes, just an absolutely intoxicating aroma~ Really makes you want to feel wrapped in it, huh?
Don't worry, you will be soon enough~ :3
Mmm, breathe in that air. That wonderful miasma of skunky smells mixing together is simply hypnotic, is it not?
Yes, just an absolutely intoxicating aroma~ Really makes you want to feel wrapped in it, huh?
Don't worry, you will be soon enough~ :3
September 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Ah, Skunktember. The most wonderful time of the year~
Mmm, breathe in that air. That wonderful miasma of skunky smells mixing together is simply hypnotic, is it not?
Yes, just an absolutely intoxicating aroma~ Really makes you want to feel wrapped in it, huh?
Don't worry, you will be soon enough~ :3
Mmm, breathe in that air. That wonderful miasma of skunky smells mixing together is simply hypnotic, is it not?
Yes, just an absolutely intoxicating aroma~ Really makes you want to feel wrapped in it, huh?
Don't worry, you will be soon enough~ :3
Ah, can you smell it yet? Skunktember is just around the corner~
Yet, you appear to be underdressed for the occasion. Don't worry, that can be easily fixed~
Just take my hand and stare deep into my eyes~
No need for any thoughts, skunks don't need to think. Embrace the feeling of skunky bliss~
Yet, you appear to be underdressed for the occasion. Don't worry, that can be easily fixed~
Just take my hand and stare deep into my eyes~
No need for any thoughts, skunks don't need to think. Embrace the feeling of skunky bliss~
August 31, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Ah, can you smell it yet? Skunktember is just around the corner~
Yet, you appear to be underdressed for the occasion. Don't worry, that can be easily fixed~
Just take my hand and stare deep into my eyes~
No need for any thoughts, skunks don't need to think. Embrace the feeling of skunky bliss~
Yet, you appear to be underdressed for the occasion. Don't worry, that can be easily fixed~
Just take my hand and stare deep into my eyes~
No need for any thoughts, skunks don't need to think. Embrace the feeling of skunky bliss~
One of the hottest things a skunk can do is stink.
In fact, skunks should spend less time thinking and more time stinking. Less time thinking is more time that can be spent stinking.
After all, it's in a skunk's nature to stink~
It only makes sense to do what comes naturally, right?~
In fact, skunks should spend less time thinking and more time stinking. Less time thinking is more time that can be spent stinking.
After all, it's in a skunk's nature to stink~
It only makes sense to do what comes naturally, right?~
August 4, 2026 at 9:31 AM
One of the hottest things a skunk can do is stink.
In fact, skunks should spend less time thinking and more time stinking. Less time thinking is more time that can be spent stinking.
After all, it's in a skunk's nature to stink~
It only makes sense to do what comes naturally, right?~
In fact, skunks should spend less time thinking and more time stinking. Less time thinking is more time that can be spent stinking.
After all, it's in a skunk's nature to stink~
It only makes sense to do what comes naturally, right?~
Hmm, this TMI Tuesday thing seems interesting. I suppose that I'll take a crack at it.
Feel free to ask this skunky professor anything~
Feel free to ask this skunky professor anything~
July 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Hmm, this TMI Tuesday thing seems interesting. I suppose that I'll take a crack at it.
Feel free to ask this skunky professor anything~
Feel free to ask this skunky professor anything~
Skunks are cute send post
July 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Skunks are cute send post
Ah, to be but a skunk all day...
Stinking and sinking into pure, skunky bliss...
Where nothing else matters but being a smelly skunk...
Oh wait, I already am~
Stinking and sinking into pure, skunky bliss...
Where nothing else matters but being a smelly skunk...
Oh wait, I already am~
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ah, to be but a skunk all day...
Stinking and sinking into pure, skunky bliss...
Where nothing else matters but being a smelly skunk...
Oh wait, I already am~
Stinking and sinking into pure, skunky bliss...
Where nothing else matters but being a smelly skunk...
Oh wait, I already am~
Skunky New Year to all!
This skunk's resolutions are to be even skunkier and stinker than last year, as well as spreading the good word of being a skunk~
You know, you would make a pretty good skunk. Besides, I could always use a helping hand spreading the word of skunkdom~
Just take my paw~
This skunk's resolutions are to be even skunkier and stinker than last year, as well as spreading the good word of being a skunk~
You know, you would make a pretty good skunk. Besides, I could always use a helping hand spreading the word of skunkdom~
Just take my paw~
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Skunky New Year to all!
This skunk's resolutions are to be even skunkier and stinker than last year, as well as spreading the good word of being a skunk~
You know, you would make a pretty good skunk. Besides, I could always use a helping hand spreading the word of skunkdom~
Just take my paw~
This skunk's resolutions are to be even skunkier and stinker than last year, as well as spreading the good word of being a skunk~
You know, you would make a pretty good skunk. Besides, I could always use a helping hand spreading the word of skunkdom~
Just take my paw~
Need more pictures of cute, smelly skunks in my life tbh
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Need more pictures of cute, smelly skunks in my life tbh
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Ah, to be surrounded by a surfeit of smelly skunks~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ah, to be surrounded by a surfeit of smelly skunks~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Ah, to be surrounded by a surfeit of smelly skunks~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ah, to be surrounded by a surfeit of smelly skunks~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Our hypnotically intoxicating aroma permeating the air, enveloping all with the scent of pure, skunky bliss~
Nothing more than a group of stinky, smelly skunks doing what they do best~
Ah, Hypnovember~
Such a lovely time of year.
Such a lovely time of year.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ah, Hypnovember~
Such a lovely time of year.
Such a lovely time of year.
Such a shame that Skunktember is over, always such a wonderful time each year. This, however, means that Skunktober is just beginning~
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Such a shame that Skunktember is over, always such a wonderful time each year. This, however, means that Skunktober is just beginning~
Gosh I love being a stinky, smelly skunk~
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Gosh I love being a stinky, smelly skunk~
It's a shame that Skunktember is almost over, but it's quite alright. After all, we still have Skunktober to look forward to~
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's a shame that Skunktember is almost over, but it's quite alright. After all, we still have Skunktober to look forward to~
Soon it will be time for a very skunky summer vacation for this professor~
June 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Soon it will be time for a very skunky summer vacation for this professor~
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A poem:
Skunks are the best,
There's simply no contest.
With pretty black fur and white stripes,
Skunks love to wear their diaps.
Nothing is amiss,
When being a skunk is bliss.
Though often you will find,
There's one thought on their mind.
Skunks don't need to think,
They just need to stink~ :3
Skunks are the best,
There's simply no contest.
With pretty black fur and white stripes,
Skunks love to wear their diaps.
Nothing is amiss,
When being a skunk is bliss.
Though often you will find,
There's one thought on their mind.
Skunks don't need to think,
They just need to stink~ :3
May 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A poem:
Skunks are the best,
There's simply no contest.
With pretty black fur and white stripes,
Skunks love to wear their diaps.
Nothing is amiss,
When being a skunk is bliss.
Though often you will find,
There's one thought on their mind.
Skunks don't need to think,
They just need to stink~ :3
Skunks are the best,
There's simply no contest.
With pretty black fur and white stripes,
Skunks love to wear their diaps.
Nothing is amiss,
When being a skunk is bliss.
Though often you will find,
There's one thought on their mind.
Skunks don't need to think,
They just need to stink~ :3
Ah, to simply be a smelly skunk all day...
Oh wait, I already am. X3
Oh wait, I already am. X3
May 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ah, to simply be a smelly skunk all day...
Oh wait, I already am. X3
Oh wait, I already am. X3