Andrew Woodhouse
@skyecommercial.bsky.social
Commercial photographer on the Isle of Skye. Never let rain, wind, midges or campervans get in the way of a shot...
https://skyecommercialphotography.co.uk/
https://skyecommercialphotography.co.uk/
If you are a student of the finest rabid Ayrshire swearing then this is for you.
Prime incandescent rage.
(Best through earphones, buds etc...
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Prime incandescent rage.
(Best through earphones, buds etc...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Watch LIVE: Cumnock v Auchinleck Talbot in Scottish Cup
Watch live coverage of Cumnock v Auchinleck Talbot in the Scottish Cup first round.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If you are a student of the finest rabid Ayrshire swearing then this is for you.
Prime incandescent rage.
(Best through earphones, buds etc...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Prime incandescent rage.
(Best through earphones, buds etc...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Not only moody but jaggy too.
October 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Not only moody but jaggy too.
Please please please PLEASE let the Fairford Five be diesel thieves.
It's a win-win.
Not terrorism
And - and I can't emphasize this enough - right wing rentagobs will look even stupider.
Pleeeeeeaaaassssse make it so...
It's a win-win.
Not terrorism
And - and I can't emphasize this enough - right wing rentagobs will look even stupider.
Pleeeeeeaaaassssse make it so...
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Please please please PLEASE let the Fairford Five be diesel thieves.
It's a win-win.
Not terrorism
And - and I can't emphasize this enough - right wing rentagobs will look even stupider.
Pleeeeeeaaaassssse make it so...
It's a win-win.
Not terrorism
And - and I can't emphasize this enough - right wing rentagobs will look even stupider.
Pleeeeeeaaaassssse make it so...
It's nice when slightly abstract figures like say, a president of a country, shows themselves to be as human as the rest of us.
Of course it was Julie Fowlis she was listening to so no wonder she was enjoying it.
Of course it was Julie Fowlis she was listening to so no wonder she was enjoying it.
September 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It's nice when slightly abstract figures like say, a president of a country, shows themselves to be as human as the rest of us.
Of course it was Julie Fowlis she was listening to so no wonder she was enjoying it.
Of course it was Julie Fowlis she was listening to so no wonder she was enjoying it.
September 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I went all the way to the Co-Op to buy snacks and stuff for this utterly shit Scotland v Slovenia game.
I feel ripped off!
I feel ripped off!
September 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I went all the way to the Co-Op to buy snacks and stuff for this utterly shit Scotland v Slovenia game.
I feel ripped off!
I feel ripped off!
Some of our houseguests are the biggest lens-hogs...
September 26, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Some of our houseguests are the biggest lens-hogs...
Heading off to save lives at sea without fear or favour.
September 25, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Heading off to save lives at sea without fear or favour.
I got to photograph the President of Ireland on Saturday.
She seemed a lot happier being on the Isle of Skye compared to when she was hosting Trump the week before.
Anyway she was lovely, her staff were grand and her police protection detail were a delight.
She seemed a lot happier being on the Isle of Skye compared to when she was hosting Trump the week before.
Anyway she was lovely, her staff were grand and her police protection detail were a delight.
September 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I got to photograph the President of Ireland on Saturday.
She seemed a lot happier being on the Isle of Skye compared to when she was hosting Trump the week before.
Anyway she was lovely, her staff were grand and her police protection detail were a delight.
She seemed a lot happier being on the Isle of Skye compared to when she was hosting Trump the week before.
Anyway she was lovely, her staff were grand and her police protection detail were a delight.
Fail-safe c**t recognition method:
Ask them about the RNLI...
Ask them about the RNLI...
September 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Fail-safe c**t recognition method:
Ask them about the RNLI...
Ask them about the RNLI...
Shameless arseholes.
What if the asylum seekers/migrants/whatever need medical help?
Attacking ambulances? Invading hospital wards?
Torching GP's surgeries? Doxing NHS staff?
These feckless thugs are going to get people killed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What if the asylum seekers/migrants/whatever need medical help?
Attacking ambulances? Invading hospital wards?
Torching GP's surgeries? Doxing NHS staff?
These feckless thugs are going to get people killed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Portsmouth RNLI lifeboat station off service after anti-migrant protest
The RNLI says it hopes to have the lifeboat station operational again as soon as possible.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Shameless arseholes.
What if the asylum seekers/migrants/whatever need medical help?
Attacking ambulances? Invading hospital wards?
Torching GP's surgeries? Doxing NHS staff?
These feckless thugs are going to get people killed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
What if the asylum seekers/migrants/whatever need medical help?
Attacking ambulances? Invading hospital wards?
Torching GP's surgeries? Doxing NHS staff?
These feckless thugs are going to get people killed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So.... If you're visiting Skye.
It is pissing down with rain, has been for ages.
There are temporary traffic lights every 300m on every road
Since you are all still arriving in huge numbers this is causing massive queues everywhere.
Meanwhile all the hotspot carparks are still overflowing.
Enjoy.
It is pissing down with rain, has been for ages.
There are temporary traffic lights every 300m on every road
Since you are all still arriving in huge numbers this is causing massive queues everywhere.
Meanwhile all the hotspot carparks are still overflowing.
Enjoy.
September 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
So.... If you're visiting Skye.
It is pissing down with rain, has been for ages.
There are temporary traffic lights every 300m on every road
Since you are all still arriving in huge numbers this is causing massive queues everywhere.
Meanwhile all the hotspot carparks are still overflowing.
Enjoy.
It is pissing down with rain, has been for ages.
There are temporary traffic lights every 300m on every road
Since you are all still arriving in huge numbers this is causing massive queues everywhere.
Meanwhile all the hotspot carparks are still overflowing.
Enjoy.
This is irritating for Inshore Boat crews who's only branded clothing is hi-vis vests
Compared that to All Weather crews who get all sorts of nice stuff they can wear to the shops.
Compared that to All Weather crews who get all sorts of nice stuff they can wear to the shops.
September 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
This is irritating for Inshore Boat crews who's only branded clothing is hi-vis vests
Compared that to All Weather crews who get all sorts of nice stuff they can wear to the shops.
Compared that to All Weather crews who get all sorts of nice stuff they can wear to the shops.
RNLI stations are at the heart of communities all around our coast.
Staffed by volunteers who will answer their pager no matter the conditions, no matter who is in trouble.
I so want to say more but I'm in this picture...
Staffed by volunteers who will answer their pager no matter the conditions, no matter who is in trouble.
I so want to say more but I'm in this picture...
September 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
RNLI stations are at the heart of communities all around our coast.
Staffed by volunteers who will answer their pager no matter the conditions, no matter who is in trouble.
I so want to say more but I'm in this picture...
Staffed by volunteers who will answer their pager no matter the conditions, no matter who is in trouble.
I so want to say more but I'm in this picture...
Reposted by Andrew Woodhouse
Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea.
Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
September 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea.
Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.
That video of the guy calling RNLI crew traitors...
If the guy had fallen in the sea the lifeboat crew wouldn't have hesitated to rescue him.
If it had been the other way around not so sure the guy would have done anything.
That the difference between an RNLI volunteer & a fascist arsehole.
If the guy had fallen in the sea the lifeboat crew wouldn't have hesitated to rescue him.
If it had been the other way around not so sure the guy would have done anything.
That the difference between an RNLI volunteer & a fascist arsehole.
September 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
That video of the guy calling RNLI crew traitors...
If the guy had fallen in the sea the lifeboat crew wouldn't have hesitated to rescue him.
If it had been the other way around not so sure the guy would have done anything.
That the difference between an RNLI volunteer & a fascist arsehole.
If the guy had fallen in the sea the lifeboat crew wouldn't have hesitated to rescue him.
If it had been the other way around not so sure the guy would have done anything.
That the difference between an RNLI volunteer & a fascist arsehole.
This is horrific.
This is fascism.
"To eliminate "obstacles" to his plans, Farage said he would declare a "national emergency" and threatened to overhaul the House of Lords and how judges are appointed if they stood in the way." - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascism.
"To eliminate "obstacles" to his plans, Farage said he would declare a "national emergency" and threatened to overhaul the House of Lords and how judges are appointed if they stood in the way." - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigel Farage threatens to overhaul Lords and judiciary in Reform conference speech
The Reform UK leader promises to deliver on key priorities in the first 100 days of government, if the party wins power.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is horrific.
This is fascism.
"To eliminate "obstacles" to his plans, Farage said he would declare a "national emergency" and threatened to overhaul the House of Lords and how judges are appointed if they stood in the way." - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is fascism.
"To eliminate "obstacles" to his plans, Farage said he would declare a "national emergency" and threatened to overhaul the House of Lords and how judges are appointed if they stood in the way." - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If you are nervous of our roads or enjoying the view & are driving at 40mph look behind you.
There will be a queue.
The car with the frantic looking driver at the back of it could be a lifeboat volunteer desperate to get to a shout & an extra 20mph could be the difference between life & death.
There will be a queue.
The car with the frantic looking driver at the back of it could be a lifeboat volunteer desperate to get to a shout & an extra 20mph could be the difference between life & death.
August 27, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If you are nervous of our roads or enjoying the view & are driving at 40mph look behind you.
There will be a queue.
The car with the frantic looking driver at the back of it could be a lifeboat volunteer desperate to get to a shout & an extra 20mph could be the difference between life & death.
There will be a queue.
The car with the frantic looking driver at the back of it could be a lifeboat volunteer desperate to get to a shout & an extra 20mph could be the difference between life & death.
Being a photographer and living with a keen gardener has it’s upside when you are in a still life kind of mood.
The soft, rich and subtle Skye light that appears later in a day helps too…
The soft, rich and subtle Skye light that appears later in a day helps too…
August 27, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Being a photographer and living with a keen gardener has it’s upside when you are in a still life kind of mood.
The soft, rich and subtle Skye light that appears later in a day helps too…
The soft, rich and subtle Skye light that appears later in a day helps too…
Natural born hunters
August 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Natural born hunters
I think the lesson to learn is:
don't invest in companies with stupid names.
BBC News - Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
don't invest in companies with stupid names.
BBC News - Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
The publicly-owned body, which operates independently, has invested in several firms that collapsed last year.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I think the lesson to learn is:
don't invest in companies with stupid names.
BBC News - Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
don't invest in companies with stupid names.
BBC News - Scottish National Investment Bank makes 'painful' £138m net loss
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Great idea but...
"What about wild campers, campervans and caravans?"
Unless you figure out how they pay nobody will agree to it.
BBC News - Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"What about wild campers, campervans and caravans?"
Unless you figure out how they pay nobody will agree to it.
BBC News - Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
Councillors are to be asked to agree that the draft visitor levy be put out for consultation.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 20, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Great idea but...
"What about wild campers, campervans and caravans?"
Unless you figure out how they pay nobody will agree to it.
BBC News - Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"What about wild campers, campervans and caravans?"
Unless you figure out how they pay nobody will agree to it.
BBC News - Tourist tax rate of £5-per-night proposed for Highlands
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Skye MRT have to be diplomatic but I don't.
It was obvious on Wednesday that was going to be shite at the weekend.
So why did arseholes still go out? Because they're arseholes.
BBC News Skye rescue callouts 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off-guard
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It was obvious on Wednesday that was going to be shite at the weekend.
So why did arseholes still go out? Because they're arseholes.
BBC News Skye rescue callouts 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off-guard
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Skye Trail call outs 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off guard
A mountain rescue team leader has compared a flurry of call-outs over a 13-hour period to a pop-up game.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The Skye MRT have to be diplomatic but I don't.
It was obvious on Wednesday that was going to be shite at the weekend.
So why did arseholes still go out? Because they're arseholes.
BBC News Skye rescue callouts 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off-guard
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It was obvious on Wednesday that was going to be shite at the weekend.
So why did arseholes still go out? Because they're arseholes.
BBC News Skye rescue callouts 'like Whack-a-mole' as weather catches tourists off-guard
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Listen to what the Mountain Rescue are saying.
BBC News - Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
Skye Mountain Rescue Team described the period from 07:00 to 20:00 on Friday as "one of the busiest days the team can remember".
www.bbc.co.uk
August 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Listen to what the Mountain Rescue are saying.
BBC News - Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Skye Trail warning as 20 walkers rescued in one day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...