Slab Bulkhead
slabbulkhead.bsky.social
Slab Bulkhead
@slabbulkhead.bsky.social
Fan writer for Trials in Tainted Space. Mostly here for the porn, but also for video games and books and writing and other nerd stuff. Fuck genAI. He/him.
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So this somehow racked up 100 likes. Behold, my bluesky legacy: telling people how to write porn dialogue. 🤣
Focus on the characters. Think about what they'd actually say and do during sex, how they'd react to their partner, stuff like that. Thinking about *how* a person would fuck is pretty much how I did all my stuff for TiTS - everybody's different so everybody's gonna fuck differently.
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October 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
October 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Cis allies complete it too, the more evidence they have saying it's important and worth it, the sooner it's covered
October 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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one thing i think all creatives need to look in the mirror and actually internalize is sometimes that thing you made didnt pop off not cuz the algorithm hates you or cuz people can't appreciate good art when they see it but cuz sometimes you are in fact delivering mid

you gotta take those Ls
October 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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StreetFighterEX Pullum
October 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you.

Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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GTA 6 has received a rating of PEGI 18, revealing mentions of "decapitation," the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time, "scenes of sexual fetishes," and much more.
GTA 6 PEGI Age Rating Reveals Mentions of 'Decapitation' and Cocaine That Can Be 'Snorted' at 'Any Time'
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October 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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what the fuck is this psyop of people drawing genderbent harry potter characters?? fuck right off with that mess man
October 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Women...
October 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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May 31, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Hitomi Tanaka, 1965 Topps Baseball style.
October 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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My thoughts of the recent female draco malfoy art trend lately
October 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Crazy this needs to be said but if I catch your goon ass drawing "Malfoid" Wizard boy shit I'm blocking you, I've blocked like 6 people already idgaf.
October 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Tomboy biker girl I did a while ago 💪
September 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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If you ever ask us how big we want our boobs to be, the answer is "So big that people don't misgender us over the phone".

Taurus takes thing a little bit past that point.

featuring @runescail.bsky.social and @sanssarif.bsky.social

#OrFiS.Art #OrFiS #Luluca OrFiS
October 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk:

How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
Yet again, the Game UI Database is being scraped to the point that it's getting knocked offline. Even Cloudflare's "I'm under attack" mode isn't working.
I just wanted to create a resource for real designers. I'm getting so fucking sick of this.
October 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Lacye says this is important 🖤
October 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out.

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October 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
October 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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This is bad journalism.

It cannot be overstated how much harm has been caused by lumping "LLM driven toxic bullshit" in with the traditional understanding of AI as a computer science discipline.

The tools and techniques described in this article have nothing to do with LLM-based systems.
October 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Also we literally already have Diana Cavendish. Wtf are we doing
October 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Peaceful Sleep #Korrasami
October 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM