So I am on the train heading home after 2 great sets by Half Lives and Smash Into Pieces at the Electric Ballroom.

@grimasaur.bsky.social shall I scare you with my driving

Was out and about yesterday and on a whim saw this lovely Jay

So I've just ordered my calendar for next year - mediaeval dick pics

*Chuckles*. How to get rid of insurance salesmen

Ask if the accidental provision of the policy covers damage by pets before specifying that it is rats.

Listen to how their voice starts cringe at mere mention of rats.

Job done. 😈😁

So