Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30
me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
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me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
also on mastodon: https://tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
· Oct 30
BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.
it's really important if you're single to have friends who are also single and actively using dating apps so they can tell you how utterly abysmal it is using dating apps is so you don't end up in the dating app torment nexus yourself. theyre the Omelas child but for Tinder
September 17, 2026 at 10:16 AM
it's really important if you're single to have friends who are also single and actively using dating apps so they can tell you how utterly abysmal it is using dating apps is so you don't end up in the dating app torment nexus yourself. theyre the Omelas child but for Tinder
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"i have lots of different interests like star wars, marvel, harry potter" those aren't different things. those are all the same thing. that's a deep love for stopping to read billboards
September 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
"i have lots of different interests like star wars, marvel, harry potter" those aren't different things. those are all the same thing. that's a deep love for stopping to read billboards
they're making me do work at my fucking job again. absolutely fucking raging. heads? oh honey they'll roll
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
they're making me do work at my fucking job again. absolutely fucking raging. heads? oh honey they'll roll
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Why are there so many Trans people who are musicians? Because the arts are one of the few options available to us to achieve any sort of class mobility, the others being sex work and Raytheon.
September 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Why are there so many Trans people who are musicians? Because the arts are one of the few options available to us to achieve any sort of class mobility, the others being sex work and Raytheon.
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Inspired by a recent interaction
September 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Inspired by a recent interaction
people are dunking on DSP because he died in the Wolverine tutorial and now he's mad and trying to defend himself saying it was out of context
September 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
people are dunking on DSP because he died in the Wolverine tutorial and now he's mad and trying to defend himself saying it was out of context
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musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
September 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
The Gentle Smile of Bugonia
September 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
The Gentle Smile of Bugonia
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September 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
more like Fart Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
more like Fart Sheeran
bluesky have you all seen the photograph of Drake wearing a Pomni sweatshirt
September 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
bluesky have you all seen the photograph of Drake wearing a Pomni sweatshirt
need to see Grace Randolph review Other Mommy when it comes out. not because i care about what she has to say, i am just obsessed with her one-sided feud with Jessica Chastain
September 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
need to see Grace Randolph review Other Mommy when it comes out. not because i care about what she has to say, i am just obsessed with her one-sided feud with Jessica Chastain
i think ive realised that my ideal video game is one where you dont do anything at all other than wander around a map looking for treasure and secrets. and taking in the sights. basically i yearn for geocaching, i think. ......or Big Walk. its a good game i like it
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
i think ive realised that my ideal video game is one where you dont do anything at all other than wander around a map looking for treasure and secrets. and taking in the sights. basically i yearn for geocaching, i think. ......or Big Walk. its a good game i like it
the concept of "stolen valor" is so hideously american and idk if yanks realise that theyre the only people who really give a shit
September 16, 2026 at 9:11 AM
the concept of "stolen valor" is so hideously american and idk if yanks realise that theyre the only people who really give a shit
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memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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And Ed Sheeran has been PM for what, a month?
September 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
And Ed Sheeran has been PM for what, a month?
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(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
September 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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Girls kissing (2023)
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Girls kissing (2023)
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congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
September 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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I LOVE Bionicle porn!
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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we're making music that'll fucking kill you
September 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
we're making music that'll fucking kill you