Modest Mommy Milkers
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Modest Mommy Milkers
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My high school counselor always told me that I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up, but I just found out that mermaids aren't real. So I guess all those hours I spent modeling swimwear at his house after school were for nothing.
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The artwork of Pac-Man by Hiro Kimura made for the #Atari2600 release which went unused for being "too ferocious". It's a total departure from the game but also a really cool and goofy piece. Still a bit cropped on the bottom. Usual upscale/clean/retouch process applied.
September 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
The artwork of Pac-Man by Hiro Kimura made for the #Atari2600 release which went unused for being "too ferocious". It's a total departure from the game but also a really cool and goofy piece. Still a bit cropped on the bottom. Usual upscale/clean/retouch process applied.
I will straight up kill this vibe if I have to.
September 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I will straight up kill this vibe if I have to.
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I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
Can I get real with you guys for a second?
September 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Can I get real with you guys for a second?
My intense gaze terrifies the shorties.
September 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My intense gaze terrifies the shorties.
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my Large Adult Son has the delicately carved torso of a flute. every mellifluous breath flows over his oesophagal reeds in one organic note. if you put a finger in his bellybutton it blows a c#. plug his ass with two thumbs and you get a b-minor flat 7. child protective services wouldn't understand,
September 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
my Large Adult Son has the delicately carved torso of a flute. every mellifluous breath flows over his oesophagal reeds in one organic note. if you put a finger in his bellybutton it blows a c#. plug his ass with two thumbs and you get a b-minor flat 7. child protective services wouldn't understand,
Should I buy a new fighting game I can't afford and won't play?
September 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Should I buy a new fighting game I can't afford and won't play?
I'm so sorry for my perfect, rocking pussy.
September 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I'm so sorry for my perfect, rocking pussy.
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Just a round squishy doodle.
September 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Just a round squishy doodle.
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saying i dont know why im even here in the drive thru and not getting anything
September 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
saying i dont know why im even here in the drive thru and not getting anything
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joie de vivre is bunk
September 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
joie de vivre is bunk
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video games should think about using real diseases as metaphors for some kind of magical fantasy bullshit. they should think about also making sure my boy link gets sexual relationship options in that new one
September 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
video games should think about using real diseases as metaphors for some kind of magical fantasy bullshit. they should think about also making sure my boy link gets sexual relationship options in that new one
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(wetly) babe please the foul mage tricked me
September 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
(wetly) babe please the foul mage tricked me
As a Seattleite you have no idea how embarrassing it is to keep having to hand it to Macklemore. This isn't even the first time.
September 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
As a Seattleite you have no idea how embarrassing it is to keep having to hand it to Macklemore. This isn't even the first time.
Guy who gets rim lighting and rim jobs confused.
September 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Guy who gets rim lighting and rim jobs confused.
Okay, so Vholume is really, really good.
September 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Okay, so Vholume is really, really good.
Hanging out under a blacklight 24/7 is good for your vision and grip on reality.
September 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Hanging out under a blacklight 24/7 is good for your vision and grip on reality.
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we do not have these spice pumpkin lattes in my village
September 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
we do not have these spice pumpkin lattes in my village
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My dogs, are, hongrayyy
September 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
Enacting my master plan of being a woman who is normal.
September 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Enacting my master plan of being a woman who is normal.
Bro, the "aura farming" trend inspired by video games is sweeping Latin America.
September 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Bro, the "aura farming" trend inspired by video games is sweeping Latin America.
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hitachi proset 30, computer (1989) archive.org/details/popc...
June 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
hitachi proset 30, computer (1989) archive.org/details/popc...
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still extremely fucking pleased with myself for having made a rule of always bringing guns to knife fights
September 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
still extremely fucking pleased with myself for having made a rule of always bringing guns to knife fights
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asking my boyfriend if its okay if me and my friend can play with the toilet if we are very quiet and respectful
September 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
asking my boyfriend if its okay if me and my friend can play with the toilet if we are very quiet and respectful
You do not actually need a cellphone and you never, ever will.
September 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You do not actually need a cellphone and you never, ever will.