Sloppy Bob
@sloppybob.bsky.social
The fellas call me Bobby Two Eyes.
Pinned
A.I. will replace us. (Repeat ad nauseum)
September 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
A.I. will replace us. (Repeat ad nauseum)
To everyone who rolled their eyes when I said "Nazi" and "fascism" - are you keeping up with what's happening?
It's growing like a snowball rolling downhill. One day soon you'll be happily skiing down the mountain and democracy will come down on you in an avalanche.
We tried to tell you.
It's growing like a snowball rolling downhill. One day soon you'll be happily skiing down the mountain and democracy will come down on you in an avalanche.
We tried to tell you.
August 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
To everyone who rolled their eyes when I said "Nazi" and "fascism" - are you keeping up with what's happening?
It's growing like a snowball rolling downhill. One day soon you'll be happily skiing down the mountain and democracy will come down on you in an avalanche.
We tried to tell you.
It's growing like a snowball rolling downhill. One day soon you'll be happily skiing down the mountain and democracy will come down on you in an avalanche.
We tried to tell you.
"No, Mr. Democracy, I expect you to DIE." -Cheetofinger
April 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
"No, Mr. Democracy, I expect you to DIE." -Cheetofinger
Conspiracy theorists SUCK, don't they Melania? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Conspiracy theorists SUCK, don't they Melania? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone on Your Friends & Neighbors had AI plastic surgery this season 😁👍
April 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Everyone on Your Friends & Neighbors had AI plastic surgery this season 😁👍
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Trump said he didn't know anything about Project 2025?
Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet
Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet
February 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Trump said he didn't know anything about Project 2025?
Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet
Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet
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Dept. of Offense
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March 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Dept. of Offense
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Elon: "Someone create a distraction while I kill Social Security."
Hegseth: "👍"
Hegseth: "👍"
March 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Elon: "Someone create a distraction while I kill Social Security."
Hegseth: "👍"
Hegseth: "👍"
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STFU, AI. You can't even draw a finger.
March 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
STFU, AI. You can't even draw a finger.
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The world knows
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The world knows
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I try not to be judgemental because the knowledge of our own death makes everyone desperate and crazy in their own way. However. There are some that have let their craziness evolve into an eternal holy war, backed by big oil on both sides. Religion and greed will kill us. How's everyone doing tonigh
February 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I try not to be judgemental because the knowledge of our own death makes everyone desperate and crazy in their own way. However. There are some that have let their craziness evolve into an eternal holy war, backed by big oil on both sides. Religion and greed will kill us. How's everyone doing tonigh
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It's like he died and they elected a rotting Pet Semetary version.
February 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's like he died and they elected a rotting Pet Semetary version.
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We are a garbage country now. America the Garbage.
R. Fucking K. Jr. for HHS, Jesus, Fuck Trump's America, you self-asphyxiating idiots.
We are no longer a super power with those idiots in charge. We are a stupid power. Putin must be thrilled.
R. Fucking K. Jr. for HHS, Jesus, Fuck Trump's America, you self-asphyxiating idiots.
We are no longer a super power with those idiots in charge. We are a stupid power. Putin must be thrilled.
February 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We are a garbage country now. America the Garbage.
R. Fucking K. Jr. for HHS, Jesus, Fuck Trump's America, you self-asphyxiating idiots.
We are no longer a super power with those idiots in charge. We are a stupid power. Putin must be thrilled.
R. Fucking K. Jr. for HHS, Jesus, Fuck Trump's America, you self-asphyxiating idiots.
We are no longer a super power with those idiots in charge. We are a stupid power. Putin must be thrilled.
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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Real genocide vibe coming from the white house...
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Real genocide vibe coming from the white house...
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President Douchebag Diet Coke is at the wheel.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
President Douchebag Diet Coke is at the wheel.
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Ok, Mother Nature, he said margarine tastes like butter 🌩️⚡
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok, Mother Nature, he said margarine tastes like butter 🌩️⚡
It was the bestest MRI ever
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It was the bestest MRI ever
Oh. Oh.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh. Oh.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Satan's butt baby = Epstein files. I'm slow.
Jeffrey who?
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Jeffrey who?
Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?
Moral of the story: If you don’t want Trump to send the military into the streets of your city, have a tech bro billionaire call him.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?
Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.
#TrumpisStupid
#TrumpisStupid
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.
#TrumpisStupid
#TrumpisStupid
Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🤡🤡🤡
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🤡🤡🤡