SlowCuber
@slowcuber.bsky.social
I speedrun games and like to discuss games/movies. Parody of @slowcuber.bsky.social. Pfp by @catastropika.bsky.social. Free Palestine. He/Him.
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SlowCuber
@slowcuber.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Looks like the thing to do is to list my interests, so here's a few
-Final Fantasy (7 and 16 especially)
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Sekiro/Elden Ring
-Metroid
-Zelda
-Persona/SMT
-Dune
-Final Fantasy (7 and 16 especially)
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Sekiro/Elden Ring
-Metroid
-Zelda
-Persona/SMT
-Dune
October 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
@maxdood.bsky.social NO MAX YOU CAN'T SAY THAT MAX NOOOOO
August 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
@maxdood.bsky.social NO MAX YOU CAN'T SAY THAT MAX NOOOOO
5 words from 1997 that describe my vibe
-bokeh? I guess?
-BSOD
-cube farm
-face blindness
-nurdle. No I will not elaborate.
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
-bokeh? I guess?
-BSOD
-cube farm
-face blindness
-nurdle. No I will not elaborate.
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
August 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
5 words from 1997 that describe my vibe
-bokeh? I guess?
-BSOD
-cube farm
-face blindness
-nurdle. No I will not elaborate.
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
-bokeh? I guess?
-BSOD
-cube farm
-face blindness
-nurdle. No I will not elaborate.
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
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We don’t want AI-generated images of our cats, so please don’t make them.
July 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
We don’t want AI-generated images of our cats, so please don’t make them.
I think FF8 might have been peak all along
July 13, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I think FF8 might have been peak all along
Got my AYN Thor today, starting to get everything setup but I had one specific game in mind to try out first...
June 23, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Got my AYN Thor today, starting to get everything setup but I had one specific game in mind to try out first...
Picked up the new Ravenloft book that may or may not get used to inspire me whenever I do session prep. Anyways @pamwishbow.bsky.social cooked with the alt cover, it's amazing
June 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Picked up the new Ravenloft book that may or may not get used to inspire me whenever I do session prep. Anyways @pamwishbow.bsky.social cooked with the alt cover, it's amazing
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chat i might actually be good at hollow knight
(any% in 1:13:55 rta)
(any% in 1:13:55 rta)
June 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
chat i might actually be good at hollow knight
(any% in 1:13:55 rta)
(any% in 1:13:55 rta)
Finally getting ADHD meds again makes me mad that the pharmacy was just out of them at my last refill. What do you mean I could have spent the last month not feeling vaguely depressed and anxious all the time and could have just felt good about myself
June 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Finally getting ADHD meds again makes me mad that the pharmacy was just out of them at my last refill. What do you mean I could have spent the last month not feeling vaguely depressed and anxious all the time and could have just felt good about myself
Congratulations to the man who famously turned down the opportunity to solve world hunger for $6B for reaching a new high score for humanity. He did it. He won capitalism.
June 13, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Congratulations to the man who famously turned down the opportunity to solve world hunger for $6B for reaching a new high score for humanity. He did it. He won capitalism.
Today was a pretty awful day. Felt like nothing went right (and in fact multiple things went very very wrong) and on top of that my depression decided to punch me in the gut. Memes and/or pictures of dogs/cats would be appreciated
June 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Today was a pretty awful day. Felt like nothing went right (and in fact multiple things went very very wrong) and on top of that my depression decided to punch me in the gut. Memes and/or pictures of dogs/cats would be appreciated
I've been working basically all afternoon but yes, I am excited for FF7 Revelation and MH Wilds Ascendance
2027 gonna be a great year for me gamingwise
2027 gonna be a great year for me gamingwise
June 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I've been working basically all afternoon but yes, I am excited for FF7 Revelation and MH Wilds Ascendance
2027 gonna be a great year for me gamingwise
2027 gonna be a great year for me gamingwise
Finished Twilight Princess Dusk. 10/10 game of the year
May 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Finished Twilight Princess Dusk. 10/10 game of the year
TWILIGHT PRINCESS DUSK IS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TP was my first zelda game, and the first game I remember ever beating. This game may not be my favorite zelda but it holds such a special place in my heart and so far this is amazing. 10/10 GOTY already
TP was my first zelda game, and the first game I remember ever beating. This game may not be my favorite zelda but it holds such a special place in my heart and so far this is amazing. 10/10 GOTY already
May 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
TWILIGHT PRINCESS DUSK IS OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TP was my first zelda game, and the first game I remember ever beating. This game may not be my favorite zelda but it holds such a special place in my heart and so far this is amazing. 10/10 GOTY already
TP was my first zelda game, and the first game I remember ever beating. This game may not be my favorite zelda but it holds such a special place in my heart and so far this is amazing. 10/10 GOTY already
I'm DMing a campaign of #curseofstrahd starting next week, and had to pick up the most vampiric set of dice I could find at my local shop. Really excited for this campaign!
May 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I'm DMing a campaign of #curseofstrahd starting next week, and had to pick up the most vampiric set of dice I could find at my local shop. Really excited for this campaign!
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Attempted Alatreon on stream today and it went surprisingly well??? Weakened Escaton and broke a horn, twice, then couldn't clutch out the win. But I'm pleasantly surprised, I thought I'd need to grind out the Health Regen augments. Probably will beat him sooner then!
April 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Attempted Alatreon on stream today and it went surprisingly well??? Weakened Escaton and broke a horn, twice, then couldn't clutch out the win. But I'm pleasantly surprised, I thought I'd need to grind out the Health Regen augments. Probably will beat him sooner then!
First time ever fighting Fatalis and it went....shockingly well, made it to the final phase and even got the dragonator pulled!
Could probably beat him with the raging brachy build I have but honestly I should probably grind out the Alatreon set first, plus I still need Health Regen augments
Could probably beat him with the raging brachy build I have but honestly I should probably grind out the Alatreon set first, plus I still need Health Regen augments
April 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
First time ever fighting Fatalis and it went....shockingly well, made it to the final phase and even got the dragonator pulled!
Could probably beat him with the raging brachy build I have but honestly I should probably grind out the Alatreon set first, plus I still need Health Regen augments
Could probably beat him with the raging brachy build I have but honestly I should probably grind out the Alatreon set first, plus I still need Health Regen augments
That is a PERFECT name I love it
My bestie got a kitten and I got to meet her today! Her name is Ori
February 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
That is a PERFECT name I love it
Me: Hey I should probably get a general check up, I haven't had one in a while, plus it'd be nice to look into antidepressants and ADHD meds
*3 hours later*
I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE WHY IS THIS SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*3 hours later*
I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE WHY IS THIS SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Me: Hey I should probably get a general check up, I haven't had one in a while, plus it'd be nice to look into antidepressants and ADHD meds
*3 hours later*
I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE WHY IS THIS SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*3 hours later*
I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE WHY IS THIS SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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If you support ICE or MAGA, I need you to unfollow me right now. You are not welcomed on this account.
They are terrorizing my country's cities and people. Fuck ICE
They are terrorizing my country's cities and people. Fuck ICE
January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
If you support ICE or MAGA, I need you to unfollow me right now. You are not welcomed on this account.
They are terrorizing my country's cities and people. Fuck ICE
They are terrorizing my country's cities and people. Fuck ICE
I love it when my apartment's heater stops working but because it chose Friday night to stop working, and despite immediately putting in a work request, management hasn't sent anyone to fix it yet and likely won't until Monday 🙃
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I love it when my apartment's heater stops working but because it chose Friday night to stop working, and despite immediately putting in a work request, management hasn't sent anyone to fix it yet and likely won't until Monday 🙃