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ROXANNE VALENTINE
@sludgepunk.itch.io
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SHE/HER/IT/ITS || ADULT || 18+ || TRANSEXUAL DYKE, DOG RONIN, AND PSYCHIC WIZARD || I MAKE SHIT
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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · Jun 8
INTRODUCTIONS? SURE CHAMP

Hi, I'm Roxanne Valentine. I've written TTRPG stuff as well as some essays on games. You can find my itch.io in my handle.
I write off the cuff reviews for every game I finish at backloggd.com/u/sludgepunk/. Friends and I also write at undermatrixjunction.blogspot.com
sludgepunk.itch.io
i should start writing smut again
October 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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evolving from forcefemming to butchbreaking as a thing. new horizons in kink dynamics have been unlocked
October 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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toasty.cx
fashy youtuber sleep paralysis demons
Some bullshit ass garbage drawings of JonTron and Internet Historian from their stupid knockoff game grumps show they're trying to launch for some asinine reason
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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frogappreciator.bsky.social
September 30, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.” I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers. And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
September 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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smolgrape.com
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language" instead of "thank you", say "here is $20" instead of "hey can you grab the door", say "do you want me to send you money" instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" instead of "how was your day", say "have $20" instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
March 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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mechsplotunes.bsky.social
do you think there's a poor bastard out there with an Old Man Henderson fictive
September 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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strawbeehouse.bsky.social
hi i need money so im opening up discounted commissions!

art: $5 for a doodle; $15 for a loose sketch; $20 for a polished sketch; $25 for flat color; $30 for painterly colors

upcharge of $3 for nsfw doodles, and 20% for all other nsfw art pieces

the analog art is for examples of my style
September 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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bonklechicken.bsky.social
You guys didn't think Peter would actually stay in his bed did you
#spiderman #petraparker
September 29, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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gracelessgames.bsky.social
Dr D now has a full 3D model, don't call it a glow up
September 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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dezm101.bsky.social
ai vibecoding turned the ps vita hacking scene into a shithole lol
September 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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putting Jane Handler on Hot Ones just to see what would happen
sludgepunk.itch.io ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 4d
deleted a post in shame. im sorry to all the handlers that i implied would be on epic rap battles of history. i will not recind the statement of "i wanna feed that leatherclad bitch atomic wings" though. i think that would be funny.
September 28, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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deleted a post in shame. im sorry to all the handlers that i implied would be on epic rap battles of history. i will not recind the statement of "i wanna feed that leatherclad bitch atomic wings" though. i think that would be funny.
September 28, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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MY GENDER IS KNAVE CROSSED WITH SPELLSWORD. AND SELLSWORD. SPELLSELLSWORD. WHAT THE FUCK IS HONOR AND VIRTUE. KNIGHTPOSTING FOR LOSERS IM SITTING IN THE TAVERN GETTIN BLASTED WITH ALE WHILE COUNTING THE FIVE COINS I GOT FROM PLUNDERING YOUR MOMS CHESTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
September 28, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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livvywivvyy.bsky.social
very well, blackguard. have it your way. if you insist on violence, then i shall repay every one of your sins tenfold. come and face me, one on one. allow me to show you the strength that lies in honor, and the- *my skull is punctured by a crossbow bolt and i fall over dead instantly*
September 28, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
September 25, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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maristela.org
phineas and ferb is perryslop
docseuss.bsky.social doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 8d
baseball is parryslop
September 24, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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i am caught between giving a shit about my "image" and realizing that as a creator im not really ever gonna bust out so fuck it im adding siscon to the jfk projext
September 22, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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mommywiseau.bsky.social
being transgender is like yea so guess im gonna be condemned to a cursed life of misery for wanting to fuck good and look cool
September 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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robocop is mechsploitation.
A review of RoboCop (1987)
Alex Murphy is shot apart by criminals like a firing squad, torn apart in a display of cruelty. In a mirrored scene, RoboCop is shot apart by corporate SWAT officers, looking to dismantle him at the b...
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September 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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September 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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repo the genetic opera is just mallgoth bioshock. i kind of disliked the movie as a story/musical but the world and vibes are so strong it carried it a bit for me.
September 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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50turnparty.bsky.social
no one has been more right than "this is the butchest woman (social media) can handle before they get scared"
50turnparty.bsky.social satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 13d
if there is one message i wish i could pass along to trans women who like arguing online, it's that One Single Person drawing a picture of a person who does not identify as male but has traits you consider masculine is not, in fact, materially contributing to your oppression
September 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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rhymeswithk.bsky.social
have you been nice to trans people today
September 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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I got to playtest this a bit. Ea-Nasir complained about being stuck in the Hell of a religion that didn't exist until well after he died. Good times!
gregstolze.bsky.social Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 13d
Hey, if three of you could back this up to 100, would love that.

Or, if 103 of you could get me to 200 backers, I would be THRILLED.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...

If you wanna know anything about this, just ask!
THOMAS JEFFERSON'S SPEEDWAY HELL: Dangerous Playtest Edition
It's a tabletop RPG where sinners race through Hell to win brief moments of peace. It's handled with tremendous silliness.
www.kickstarter.com
September 19, 2026 at 7:44 AM