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Sly Cooper
@slythievius.bsky.social
Parody of Sly Cooper RP account. I am so back? Maybe? 33 year old mun, not a lewd account. Back from two accounts on tweeter app.
Pinned
-Not new to RP
-Not new to character
-As literate as I can be at the moment
-NSFW in DM
-Like and Reskeet, or whatever it’s called.
I dunno what I would want as a wish…

Hmm…
October 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
//Yeah my age is literally in the description on my profile so…
October 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
//I’m not even that old, but that is like ancients history
October 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
//I’ve never called it yumeship, I am old and it was always called a self ship or selfshipping
October 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
//I stay up till like 3 or 4 AM lol, it’s not good.
October 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
//I find it funny that some artist just draw sly in pants because him being butt ass furry and naked and free is just dumb.

Sly smacks his shit on a pole and the heist is done, there goes the cooper family line dawg.
October 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
All the time when he isn’t working
October 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
//Today was good. I’m just mentally having a weird time
October 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Darn near slept in a trash can, just because.
October 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Aladdin?!

The GOAT?!
October 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My costume I always wear is a law abiding citizen that doesn’t steal.

It’s difficult to keep on, oddly enough.
October 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Sly Cooper
݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓗 𝓘𝓢 𝓜𝓨 𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓓 ⭑.ᐟ ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆
Inara Serra Firefly
ALT: Inara Serra Firefly
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October 1, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Reposted by Sly Cooper
❛ 𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘈 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝘑𝘖𝘒𝘌 ? ❜

🌊 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є .

🌊 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢ѕ .

🌊 иσ вιgσтяу .

🌊 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит .

🌊 вє ραтιєит ωιтн яєѕρσиѕєѕ .

🌊 ℓєω∂ ιи ρяιναтє .

🌊 fяιєи∂ℓу ωяιтєя .

🌊 συтgσιиg мυѕє .

🌊 ωαяиιиg - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ .

🌊 ραяσ∂у .

🌊 ѕєяισυѕ .

🌊 ¢яα¢к .

🌊 αиgѕт .
King Shark Eats Popcorn with Harley Quinn
ALT: King Shark Eats Popcorn with Harley Quinn
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October 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
//I wanna delete this account and just go away… I’ll wait the feeling out
October 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Racc with a racc and racc with a sacc

Although racc with a sacc would just be a tanuki I guess.
October 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Sly Cooper
“ E-Eh—? Eeek! I thought the museum was empty by now..! “

#NSFWRP #ERP #NSFWERP #OpenRP #INTERACTIONBAIT
October 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
A racc with a racc

Wait…

Does racc make sense to call myself?

Maybe Bentley knows what people are saying online…
October 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
//I’m not going to walk away just so my own mother doesn’t eavesdrop on my therapy sessions.

So I just can’t go
October 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
//Sucks when the one family member doesn’t want you to go to therapy and you quit it because they want to discuss stuff you talked about with the therapist.
October 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
//I haven’t replayed a sly game for a long time…

I think I have one other game of Sly 1 and I only did that because I had an extra save slot and some YouTube vids explaining the speed run parts of the levels.
October 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
//Had to vacuum and move stuff so we can get the carpet cleaned
October 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
//Not only was today bad, the lamp broke… DAMNIT
October 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
//I really fucking hate myself at the moment
October 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
//I’m not the most creative person ever, I never had anyone who wanted to help that out…

Most of the time they thought it was stupid, as most people think about creativity when a family member does it.
October 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
//I saw art of The Contessa with human like legs and no.

She needs to be part spider
October 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM