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smackaroney.bsky.social
Crawler # 7,314
@smackaroney.bsky.social
430 followers 260 following 1.4K posts
He/They. 33 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Social Work Student.

I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
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bbnomula.bsky.social
i wanna throw a massive charity concert and raise money for Palestine

who should perform?
what city?

calling all my artist friends to stand on business and raise some money 🍉
September 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I brought back my Inuyasha cosplay after YEARS of him being in storage.

I really think it turned out well aside from me forgetting the necklace.
A man dressed in an Inuyasha cosplay against a background of lit up cherry blossom trees. He is wearing a white fluffy wig and fluffy white ears and a red Alana, he is sitting on a bench that is out of view A man cosplaying as Inuyasha wearing a red hakama, a white fluffy wig, and fluffy ears backed by lit up cherry blossom trees
September 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I’m haven’t posted about this here, but I’m down almost 30 lbs on diet (and a GLP1) alone.

I literally haven’t been able to exercise the entire time because of my shoulder being injured in some unknown way

I’m gonna make an effort to start adding walking in at least until I can get back to lifting
August 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I continue to be hot despite the world burning
A man wearing a grey suit with kinda fluffy short hair taking a mirror selfie A man with a short beard and mustache throwing up a peace sign. He is wearing round glasses, a sword earring, and has sort of messy but well styled fluffy brown hair
August 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
When a joke goes too far
It’s just me dressed up as Carl laying facing away from the camera with princess donut and Carl censoring my feet
July 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Mongo is appalled that Carl looks this good
A Dungeon Crawler Carl cosplayer sitting on a bed with an unbuttoned black vest and heart boxers reading a book.
July 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
A photo of me putting my hand on my face with an overlay of text that reads “I have such intrusive thoughts about making spicy Carl foot content but I don’t even like feet or have a spicy site and I honestly just want to do it for the joke but that would make EVERYONE uncomfortable so I’m just gonna post a story about it instead of giving in to the meme brain gremlins”
July 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
God Damnit Donut
July 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Markiplier
A dude that looks like Markiplier the YouTuber, but isn’t. He’s wearing a lavender shirt with quotes from Dungeon Crawler Carl on it and has chin length shaggy hair, a disconnected beard and mustache, and is holding a phone taking a selfie in the mirror
June 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I’m so mad that these “healthy” recipe books and influencers are typically really focused on bulking and high protein when I need to CUT
June 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Arthur Morgan and Dutch Van Der Linde up to no good as per usual

I LOVED cosplaying cowboys with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social

We met Roger Clark, VA of Arthur, and it was SO FUN.

Can’t wait to be cowboys even more!
June 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Had an amazing time at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social on Friday and I’m RARIN’ TO GO to be there tomorrow!

No more rootin’ tootin’ cowboy shenanigans though, that was for Friday

I LOVE these shots that @trintree-cos.bsky.social got of my Arthur Morgan cosplay!!
May 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Hell yeah @fanexpodenver.bsky.social , I’m so ready to be a root in’ tootin’ cowboy with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social tomorrow.

I’m cosplaying the best man ever, Arthur Morgan
A bearded man wearing a cowboy hat, a blue striped shirt, and a black bandana. He resembles the video game character Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 A man wearing a full cowboy getup- jacket, boots, jeans, suspenders, the whole works
May 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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trintree-cos.bsky.social
RDR2 Cosplay on 2026? Yes please!

Can't wait to bring Dutch to @fanexpodenver.bsky.social!

I get to play cowboys with my friend @smackaroney.bsky.social!
May 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I only want the new Tomodachi Life so that I can make the Dungeon Crawler Carl characters in it
May 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I finally sort of look like I’m in my 30s

Took long enough
Man wearing a dark grey sweatshirt with shoulder length hair and a short beard looking at the camera
May 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
You’re a good man Arthur Morgan

(Look it’s me in Arthur Morgan cosplay. Yes I want to make it better)
April 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Ok maybe I’m hot
April 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
The most Gale expression in the entire world
April 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I just want to lose weight and I’ve gained 20lbs in the past 5 months.

I’m so pissed.
April 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
I look so… something or other
A 33 year old man with some eyeliner on wearing a shirt that says “I got that dog in me”
March 22, 2026 at 3:46 AM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Editing photos is fun
March 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
Someone beat me with a stick
March 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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summonzozo.bsky.social
Mean person, bitchy energy in your 30s is actually embarrassing. Go and heal and stop projecting your insecurities all over other people 🫶
March 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
smackaroney.bsky.social
The very beginning of transition versus where I am now.

I promise despite having a stinky look on my face in the photo on the right that I’m so much happier now than I was back then.
A young person with a pixie cut that is somewhere between yellow and orange- a very clearly failed dye job. They have a soft face, big blue eyes, and are smiling awkwardly at the camera. They have just cut their hair for the first time to a short cut A man with a pierced nose leaning back on his couch. He has chin length brown hair, round-ish glasses, a beard and mustache, and looks quizzically into the camera. He looks very comfortable.
March 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM