Smart/Dirty
@smartdirty.com
Aspiring Indianapolis Area Cryptid
He/They
Rainbow Bearded Anarchist Art Muppet
www.SmartDirty.com
www.teepublic.com/user/besmartfightdirty
He/They
Rainbow Bearded Anarchist Art Muppet
www.SmartDirty.com
www.teepublic.com/user/besmartfightdirty
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Smart/Dirty
@smartdirty.com
· Nov 18
Hi folks! Figured I should actually introduce myself. I'm Rob, a queer and nonbinary artist from Indianapolis. I do cheeky subversive pop art things.
Have a look
Have a look
Shipped out an order in a chocolate chip mini muffin box today and felt compelled to offer up an apology for the inevitable disappointment of the box not actually containing muffins
I provide excellent customer service
I provide excellent customer service
September 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Shipped out an order in a chocolate chip mini muffin box today and felt compelled to offer up an apology for the inevitable disappointment of the box not actually containing muffins
I provide excellent customer service
I provide excellent customer service
I'll be vending Saturday from 11am-7pm at the Queer Wrath Market! Come say hi! Address is 3833 N Meridian St, Indianapolis, IN 46208
September 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I'll be vending Saturday from 11am-7pm at the Queer Wrath Market! Come say hi! Address is 3833 N Meridian St, Indianapolis, IN 46208
This is a portrait of my cat, Stevie, who was always full of sass. She sits triumphantly on a borg cube. In the photo I used as reference she had perched herself atop my turtle's aquarium, asserting her dominance.
September 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is a portrait of my cat, Stevie, who was always full of sass. She sits triumphantly on a borg cube. In the photo I used as reference she had perched herself atop my turtle's aquarium, asserting her dominance.
I've heard from at least a dozen people that they have Maxine hanging in their bathroom. I did not imagine it as bathroom art, but hey... I gotta admit it's good place to hang your daily affirmation.
Get a Maxine for YOUR bathroom today 😜
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Get a Maxine for YOUR bathroom today 😜
smartdirty.com/products/max...
September 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I've heard from at least a dozen people that they have Maxine hanging in their bathroom. I did not imagine it as bathroom art, but hey... I gotta admit it's good place to hang your daily affirmation.
Get a Maxine for YOUR bathroom today 😜
smartdirty.com/products/max...
Get a Maxine for YOUR bathroom today 😜
smartdirty.com/products/max...
My show got rained out today but you can still buy my art
All prints are now buy 2 get 1 free! Plus free shipping on all orders over $35 at SmartDirty.com
All prints are now buy 2 get 1 free! Plus free shipping on all orders over $35 at SmartDirty.com
September 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My show got rained out today but you can still buy my art
All prints are now buy 2 get 1 free! Plus free shipping on all orders over $35 at SmartDirty.com
All prints are now buy 2 get 1 free! Plus free shipping on all orders over $35 at SmartDirty.com
Check out these cute little candles and stash cans! I design every label around a topic, kinda like a cylindrical zine. I make em out of upcycled soup cans.
Free Shipping for orders $35 and up on my website! So if you ordered a CANdle and a stash jar and you'd get free shipping!
SmartDirty.com
Free Shipping for orders $35 and up on my website! So if you ordered a CANdle and a stash jar and you'd get free shipping!
SmartDirty.com
September 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Check out these cute little candles and stash cans! I design every label around a topic, kinda like a cylindrical zine. I make em out of upcycled soup cans.
Free Shipping for orders $35 and up on my website! So if you ordered a CANdle and a stash jar and you'd get free shipping!
SmartDirty.com
Free Shipping for orders $35 and up on my website! So if you ordered a CANdle and a stash jar and you'd get free shipping!
SmartDirty.com
Ordered prints for this one I finished a few days ago 😁
July 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Ordered prints for this one I finished a few days ago 😁
Hey I did a new cat art
June 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Hey I did a new cat art
Working on a new thing 😁
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Working on a new thing 😁
Fuck ICE.
Have some art.
Have some art.
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Fuck ICE.
Have some art.
Have some art.
Day three of my pipes being frozen. Have heat gunned the water main and only have a few drops and trickles to show for it. This sucks and I'm flat out amazed I've yet to thoroughly lose my shit 🙃
It's like actual ice is trying to keep me from finishing my anti-ICE art
It's like actual ice is trying to keep me from finishing my anti-ICE art
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Day three of my pipes being frozen. Have heat gunned the water main and only have a few drops and trickles to show for it. This sucks and I'm flat out amazed I've yet to thoroughly lose my shit 🙃
It's like actual ice is trying to keep me from finishing my anti-ICE art
It's like actual ice is trying to keep me from finishing my anti-ICE art
Genuine human made art. Fuck generative ai and the techno-fascists it enables.
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Genuine human made art. Fuck generative ai and the techno-fascists it enables.
Prints arrived today and I'm always so excited to see a new design on a can 😁
Also, generative AI can gargle glass in hell
Also, generative AI can gargle glass in hell
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Prints arrived today and I'm always so excited to see a new design on a can 😁
Also, generative AI can gargle glass in hell
Also, generative AI can gargle glass in hell
I want a new Muppet Christmas Carol except Scrooge gets gunned down by Luigi Mangione at the end of act one. Everyone is muppets except Luigi and Brian Th- I mean, Scrooge.
Acts two and three are his trial and acquittal, with testimony from ghosts
Acts two and three are his trial and acquittal, with testimony from ghosts
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I want a new Muppet Christmas Carol except Scrooge gets gunned down by Luigi Mangione at the end of act one. Everyone is muppets except Luigi and Brian Th- I mean, Scrooge.
Acts two and three are his trial and acquittal, with testimony from ghosts
Acts two and three are his trial and acquittal, with testimony from ghosts
🎉Happy Kissinger Death Day y'all🎉
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
🎉Happy Kissinger Death Day y'all🎉
Far Cry 6 is the opposite of Tropico
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Far Cry 6 is the opposite of Tropico
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Paused Phantom Menace, came back and thought Esquie from Expedition 33 had made an appearance
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Paused Phantom Menace, came back and thought Esquie from Expedition 33 had made an appearance
Finally put these up on my website: SmartDirty.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finally put these up on my website: SmartDirty.com
My wife just told me that I want to be a bolo tie nonbinary but I'm also a "no collared shirt" autistic.
This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂
This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My wife just told me that I want to be a bolo tie nonbinary but I'm also a "no collared shirt" autistic.
This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂
This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂
Also restocked all these as stickers!
August 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Also restocked all these as stickers!