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Was that thought too heavy?
Better put it back, it was expensive.
Anyone remember the movie Sim0ne?

About the digital actress/model that was an LLM? With Al Pacino.
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Elon to be tasked with military oversight

Welcome back, Project Paperclip
October 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Nathan Fielder's new movie is making waves with a new content tag of graphic nudity.

While some are woozy over the possibility of Nathan hanging dong, I think of the episode of The Rehearsal where he roleplays the entire life of Captain Sully and I realize Nathan can ALWAYS raise the bar higher
September 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Every Day is Metal Day and Today is Dimmu Borgir
youtu.be/NiNTrKsQ8TU?...
DIMMU BORGIR - Progenies of The Great Apocalypse (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Dimmu Borgir
youtu.be
September 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Coyote vs ACME is nothing short of miraculous. The animators incorporated the Looney Tunes into the real world in a natural way, without losing any of their charm, while also using some NEAT visual tricks to emphasize what it feels like to actually *live* in that world.
September 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
So after sending some strongly worded emails to the VA yesterday, I got phone calls first thing this morning. It's still an impossible situation, unfortunately, but at least I know that they heard me this time.
September 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
@deptvetaffairs.bsky.social for the love of god, fix your hiring problems and get vets the help that we need instead of having us run in circles that amount to disappointment after disappointment. This is why 23 vets a day commit suicide. I'm beyond furious with the way I've been handled by the VA.
September 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'm watching M3gan this morning. Is it the best cyberpunk horror? Hardly. Is it a great movie? Eh, the script needed to cook a few more weeks.

...but M3gan herself is freaking TERRIFYING. This movie may well have been slightly ahead of its time.
September 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and fuckin' Juliet is the sun.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I don't get squeamish during movies because I can always remind myself that it's just latex and paint and camera tricks.

Having said that, No Other Choice made me second guess my breakfast.

Whatever they have in the water in South Korea, can we ship some of it to Hollywood?
September 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
There is no way that From is going to come close to sticking the landing. It's obvious that the writers are making it up as they go along and the show is BUCKLING under the metric ton of convoluted plot points it KEEPS INTRODUCING.
September 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Finally starting season 4 of From.

Lord, protect me from the stupidity, Amen
September 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I walked two miles today and rewarded myself with a monster!
September 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Nicole Kidman's double sided tape in Moulin Rouge
Chris Evans Helicopter Struggle
ALT: Chris Evans Helicopter Struggle
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September 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
As someone who's just come through mental health hell, I will say that I suddenly understand The Incredible Hulk better.

I have others inside me, one for every flavor of the day. Some are there to protect me, some are there to challenge me, some have breathtaking anger management issues.
September 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
September 20, 2026 at 6:25 AM
so there you are, having cracked the enigma of life's spark, and suddenly you ascend to godhood, having technically met a qualifying condition.

The other system lords immediately descend upon you and shove your screaming astral energies down their gullets before you can become a nuisance.
September 20, 2026 at 5:45 AM
If my team elects to do psychotherapy and ketamine therapy with me, I get to have my own music and my own headphones and a journal and a pencil (seriously, try going a week without a pencil)

Another good note is that I'm not a good candidate for ECT, because I've *seen* what that does to a person.
September 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Coming home from the hospital means facing everyone that you feel like you've let down. Which is everyone.

I'm having a really hard time with it this time around.
September 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Me to my brain
Letterkenny: Wish You Weren't So Awkward
Alt: Letterkenny: Wish You Weren't So Awkward
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September 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I think I may have a solution for the upcoming generation

Go with me here
September 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I love how like once every ten years, JJ Abrams pops out of his habitat and goes, THIS is how you do a genre piece, other buckets
September 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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