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kid gruesome
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I promise to use my powers for good, only very occasionally for evil, and always for class war
October 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Can't tell if this is pre-menopause, or just the ill effects of this ring I'm carrying to Mordor
August 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Himbo (respectful)
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Santa 9/11 came early this year
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"I'm not like the other girls" 🥰 I advocate for violence against fascists ☺️
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!
June 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!
June 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I am completely confident that I could have ruined Friedrich Nietzsche's life
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm a lot like our Lord in that I also sleep for 3 days after an eventful Friday night
April 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Day 2 of jury duty. No, no, I'm not a hero. Just your average citizen
March 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They can make me go to jury duty. But they can't make me shower
March 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Call the cops, Dad's listening to Joe Rogan again
February 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wish I had a normal childhood, adolescence, and adulthood
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My plans for tomorrow:

12:00:00 PM: I try to get NIN tickets

12:00:10 PM: I throw my laptop into the East River
January 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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i'll be the first to admit i was skeptical about Fangloxx the Pussy Vaporizer from Planet X99. but then he vaporized my pussy
January 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I'm experiencing the terrors and the horrors, don't text
January 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There's nothing I fear more in this world than receiving a text message
January 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Call the cops, Dad's getting interested in religion again
January 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Finally, it's my time to shine!
January 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I really want to make some big, positive changes in the new year. Now all I need to achieve my goals is a full frontal lobotomy
January 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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‘Tis the season
December 25, 2024 at 2:18 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Anyone on here know how to escape the endless cycle of samsara? Asking for me
December 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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you mean the guy the federal government pays to build rockets is a nazi??? say it ain’t so
December 20, 2024 at 4:10 PM