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Smut Terry
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Trying this again. Writer. Guitar player. Former podcast producer. International man of mystery.
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Why bother posting on Twitter for 5 likes when you can post on here for 3.
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He's perpetuating the myth that gingers don't have souls.
September 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Why bother posting on Twitter for 5 likes when you can post on here for 3.
September 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
A bottle of wine might fix me.
Pedro Pascal Wine
ALT: Pedro Pascal Wine
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September 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Hey, you want me to pick up some ghost jizz?
September 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Only one of them can play hockey and it isn’t Trump.
September 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Perfect description of what's going on.
September 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I grow pensive during NPR pledge drives, recalling all the many, many lovers I’ve had
September 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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If someone dies due to complications of a penis enlargement surgery, do them a favour and say they died doing something cool, like fighting sharks, falling off a mountain or getting a penis reduction surgery.
September 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If someone dies due to complications of a penis enlargement surgery, do them a favour and say they died doing something cool, like fighting sharks, falling off a mountain or getting a penis reduction surgery.
September 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Science needs to study the link between being unemployed and suddenly forgetting how to do literally everything humans do just to survive.
September 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Why are endings so difficult to get right? Be it a tv show, a movie, a friendship, a relationship, a life?
September 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I think I know what’d fix you.
August 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Did anyone do anything fun for National Big Boobs Day yesterday?
August 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Did anyone do anything fun for National Big Boobs Day yesterday?
August 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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rip isaac newton, you would have loved apple bottom jeans
August 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I can't believe it's been 10 years. I'm tuning in to this. #TheHip
Must watch - tonight on CBC GEM ‼️‼️ Aug 22 #Canada

The Tragically Hip's final 2016 concert set to re-air on CBC this summer

A new live album to commemorate the band's Man Machine Poem tour is also set for release in August

www.cbc.ca/music/tragic...
The Tragically Hip's final 2016 concert set to re-air on CBC this summer | CBC Music
A new live album to commemorate the band's Man Machine Poem tour is also set for release in August.
www.cbc.ca
August 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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August 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
You know that feeling when FB hits you with that “Then and Now,” photo asking you to update a photo of you with someone else but that other person is dead? Good times…
August 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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we are living in half movie, half dream: the movie where everyone eats 2 bites of a big breakfast before rushing out the door, the dream where most of the important clothing is left behind and no one has done the reading
July 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Sometimes all you need is the slight breeze rustling the summer leaves, the gentle waves kissing the sandy shore, and the lazy clouds sliding along the vast, endless sky.
August 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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August 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea.
But I'm 100% with its message.

When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me.

Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
August 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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First date idea: we share a McCains Deep n Delicious cake.
July 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM