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I need a bigger ego about some things
September 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I need a bigger ego about some things
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i’m being informed about a cool owl
September 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i’m being informed about a cool owl
Little piggies shouldn't have roast beef that's some kind of weird livestock on livestock crime
September 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Little piggies shouldn't have roast beef that's some kind of weird livestock on livestock crime
London Bridge is fucked bro. Shit's falling down
September 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
London Bridge is fucked bro. Shit's falling down
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Might get into improving my daily life by changing the things I don’t like about my daily life
September 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Might get into improving my daily life by changing the things I don’t like about my daily life
Jonas should not be brothers.
September 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Jonas should not be brothers.
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texting my landlord we still need to do the milk crate challenge and the cinnamon challenge together before i move out
September 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
texting my landlord we still need to do the milk crate challenge and the cinnamon challenge together before i move out
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i have seasonal depression. and i vote
September 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i have seasonal depression. and i vote
Bookmarking the wikipedia page for "yes and no" someone just come kill me
September 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Bookmarking the wikipedia page for "yes and no" someone just come kill me
It’s so awesome how everything is terrible
September 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It’s so awesome how everything is terrible
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fashioning primitive stone tools after four days without wifi
September 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
fashioning primitive stone tools after four days without wifi
Am I insane or is an ice cream shop selling pints for $18 before tax insane. Which one of us is insane
September 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Am I insane or is an ice cream shop selling pints for $18 before tax insane. Which one of us is insane
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Let’s become a beam of light
June 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Let’s become a beam of light
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How to become an undimmable beam of light
June 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
How to become an undimmable beam of light
They opened a place right by my apartment called Good Girl Books & Coffee. How many days a week can I hang out there before it’s weird
September 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
They opened a place right by my apartment called Good Girl Books & Coffee. How many days a week can I hang out there before it’s weird
Is it just me or is the shower lowkey like the bath of standing up... damn...
September 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Is it just me or is the shower lowkey like the bath of standing up... damn...
When there’s pretty much a nothing percent chance of something it’s like… damn….
September 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
When there’s pretty much a nothing percent chance of something it’s like… damn….
Like this tweet to repair our bond
September 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Like this tweet to repair our bond
I guess I just don't know bro
September 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I guess I just don't know bro
Riding a city bike to the pub... pints with a mate... Prem match on the telly... midday Friday... lads... that's class...
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Riding a city bike to the pub... pints with a mate... Prem match on the telly... midday Friday... lads... that's class...
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A beam of unknown origins should tear across the night sky in a spectacular but eerie display to shift the vibes
June 23, 2026 at 4:20 AM
A beam of unknown origins should tear across the night sky in a spectacular but eerie display to shift the vibes
[25 minutes after getting up] I am tired, I am weary
September 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
[25 minutes after getting up] I am tired, I am weary
Wasting away again in Slimeandgoopaville
September 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Wasting away again in Slimeandgoopaville