SnakesArePerfect
@snakesareperfect.bsky.social
I'm Kai the sea serpent and sometimes Evelyn, a troublemaker cockatrice.
30s - He/She/They - Pansexual - Switch
18+! I post a lot about vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect / SFW: @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social
30s - He/She/They - Pansexual - Switch
18+! I post a lot about vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect / SFW: @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social
When Kai gives you this smug gaze, you know he's schemin' something fun~
🎨: @marvelouseyesad.bsky.social
🎨: @marvelouseyesad.bsky.social
September 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
When Kai gives you this smug gaze, you know he's schemin' something fun~
🎨: @marvelouseyesad.bsky.social
🎨: @marvelouseyesad.bsky.social
Folks usually like to lay on top of my coils like a bed, others may opt to be crushed under them like a weighted blanket.
The true adventurous types like to use my coils like a sleeping bag~
The true adventurous types like to use my coils like a sleeping bag~
September 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Folks usually like to lay on top of my coils like a bed, others may opt to be crushed under them like a weighted blanket.
The true adventurous types like to use my coils like a sleeping bag~
The true adventurous types like to use my coils like a sleeping bag~
Y'all really like my balloon dog form huh. 😏
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Y'all really like my balloon dog form huh. 😏
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Feeling each other up while they're alone, naked in a forest.
Neither of them wanted this moment to end.
Both of them should've been careful what they wished for~
An interesting shenanigan i've been wanting to try out!
thanks to @snakesareperfect.bsky.social for letting me draw him once more x3
Neither of them wanted this moment to end.
Both of them should've been careful what they wished for~
An interesting shenanigan i've been wanting to try out!
thanks to @snakesareperfect.bsky.social for letting me draw him once more x3
September 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Feeling each other up while they're alone, naked in a forest.
Neither of them wanted this moment to end.
Both of them should've been careful what they wished for~
An interesting shenanigan i've been wanting to try out!
thanks to @snakesareperfect.bsky.social for letting me draw him once more x3
Neither of them wanted this moment to end.
Both of them should've been careful what they wished for~
An interesting shenanigan i've been wanting to try out!
thanks to @snakesareperfect.bsky.social for letting me draw him once more x3
OH! Oh yeah... I can work with this~
September 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
OH! Oh yeah... I can work with this~
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September 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Finally the steam frame got announced!!!
*Sees price tag*
Welp. I may as well just look at alternative headsets instead then.
*Sees price tag*
Welp. I may as well just look at alternative headsets instead then.
September 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Finally the steam frame got announced!!!
*Sees price tag*
Welp. I may as well just look at alternative headsets instead then.
*Sees price tag*
Welp. I may as well just look at alternative headsets instead then.
Balloon dogs are so peak.....
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Balloon dogs are so peak.....
The foreplay before eating prey makes me a certain type of hard...
Meanwhile digesting prey makes me a different kind of soft.~
Meanwhile digesting prey makes me a different kind of soft.~
September 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The foreplay before eating prey makes me a certain type of hard...
Meanwhile digesting prey makes me a different kind of soft.~
Meanwhile digesting prey makes me a different kind of soft.~
More slug fun!!! After Kai fucked, churned and converted Aion into a slug, it was only a matter of time until we both targeted our favorite breedable kangy~
🎨 Artist & Kangy: @cooperkanga.bsky.social
Aion: @aionsluh.bsky.social
🎨 Artist & Kangy: @cooperkanga.bsky.social
Aion: @aionsluh.bsky.social
September 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
More slug fun!!! After Kai fucked, churned and converted Aion into a slug, it was only a matter of time until we both targeted our favorite breedable kangy~
🎨 Artist & Kangy: @cooperkanga.bsky.social
Aion: @aionsluh.bsky.social
🎨 Artist & Kangy: @cooperkanga.bsky.social
Aion: @aionsluh.bsky.social
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It's with a pleasure I fixed that! :3
I hope you'll like it! ^^
I hope you'll like it! ^^
September 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It's with a pleasure I fixed that! :3
I hope you'll like it! ^^
I hope you'll like it! ^^
It obvious I'm *going* to eat you. It's why I always enjoy you being around me.
It's *when* I'm going to eat you that stirs you crazy. Maybe I like to watch you squirm at the thought for such a long time.
Maybe you'll accept the thought that nothing will ever come of it. That's when I'll strike~ 😘
It's *when* I'm going to eat you that stirs you crazy. Maybe I like to watch you squirm at the thought for such a long time.
Maybe you'll accept the thought that nothing will ever come of it. That's when I'll strike~ 😘
September 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It obvious I'm *going* to eat you. It's why I always enjoy you being around me.
It's *when* I'm going to eat you that stirs you crazy. Maybe I like to watch you squirm at the thought for such a long time.
Maybe you'll accept the thought that nothing will ever come of it. That's when I'll strike~ 😘
It's *when* I'm going to eat you that stirs you crazy. Maybe I like to watch you squirm at the thought for such a long time.
Maybe you'll accept the thought that nothing will ever come of it. That's when I'll strike~ 😘
I feel so bad for protogens and synths and people in general that identified and roleplayed as a computer/robot.
They can't be fun and quirky by saying they're AI in their bio because a bunch of loser techbros made everything so bad that hearing the words AI sends a yucky feeling through your soul.
They can't be fun and quirky by saying they're AI in their bio because a bunch of loser techbros made everything so bad that hearing the words AI sends a yucky feeling through your soul.
September 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I feel so bad for protogens and synths and people in general that identified and roleplayed as a computer/robot.
They can't be fun and quirky by saying they're AI in their bio because a bunch of loser techbros made everything so bad that hearing the words AI sends a yucky feeling through your soul.
They can't be fun and quirky by saying they're AI in their bio because a bunch of loser techbros made everything so bad that hearing the words AI sends a yucky feeling through your soul.
Everyone has skeletons in their closet and all of mine are the reason I'm fat~
September 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Everyone has skeletons in their closet and all of mine are the reason I'm fat~
Strong inanimate moods.... I just wanna be faintly wobbling around as a *thing*. 😵💫💦
September 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Strong inanimate moods.... I just wanna be faintly wobbling around as a *thing*. 😵💫💦
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I gave a "little" offer to a silly snake and guess what happened...~ 💦
He can't say no to a good offer can he? >:3
Another silly underwear tf this time for: @snakesareperfect.bsky.social !! 🐍🩲
He can't say no to a good offer can he? >:3
Another silly underwear tf this time for: @snakesareperfect.bsky.social !! 🐍🩲
September 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I gave a "little" offer to a silly snake and guess what happened...~ 💦
He can't say no to a good offer can he? >:3
Another silly underwear tf this time for: @snakesareperfect.bsky.social !! 🐍🩲
He can't say no to a good offer can he? >:3
Another silly underwear tf this time for: @snakesareperfect.bsky.social !! 🐍🩲
A friend joked about turning me into a kettle and my brain autogenerated an entire kinky scenario.
Imagine being reduced to a goopy sludge that has your colors and patterns. Then being poured into me, settling in before you feel the flame ignite underneath us and everything begins to boil...
Imagine being reduced to a goopy sludge that has your colors and patterns. Then being poured into me, settling in before you feel the flame ignite underneath us and everything begins to boil...
September 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
A friend joked about turning me into a kettle and my brain autogenerated an entire kinky scenario.
Imagine being reduced to a goopy sludge that has your colors and patterns. Then being poured into me, settling in before you feel the flame ignite underneath us and everything begins to boil...
Imagine being reduced to a goopy sludge that has your colors and patterns. Then being poured into me, settling in before you feel the flame ignite underneath us and everything begins to boil...
Curious question for my trans friends.
Intrigued that I know at least a dozen MTF folks who feel no connection to having a penis or at worst suffer from dysphoria for having it. But at the same time love CTF and get excited being entirely the thing they despise having.
I'm curious how that works?
Intrigued that I know at least a dozen MTF folks who feel no connection to having a penis or at worst suffer from dysphoria for having it. But at the same time love CTF and get excited being entirely the thing they despise having.
I'm curious how that works?
September 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Curious question for my trans friends.
Intrigued that I know at least a dozen MTF folks who feel no connection to having a penis or at worst suffer from dysphoria for having it. But at the same time love CTF and get excited being entirely the thing they despise having.
I'm curious how that works?
Intrigued that I know at least a dozen MTF folks who feel no connection to having a penis or at worst suffer from dysphoria for having it. But at the same time love CTF and get excited being entirely the thing they despise having.
I'm curious how that works?
Chester wanted to join in on the slug fun I've been having. Don't they just look adorable like this?~
🎨: @chesterhaha.bsky.social
🎨: @chesterhaha.bsky.social
September 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Chester wanted to join in on the slug fun I've been having. Don't they just look adorable like this?~
🎨: @chesterhaha.bsky.social
🎨: @chesterhaha.bsky.social
I have a type and it's vore switches that put all their stats in hunting skills and nothing in survival skills. Very good preds, but also very easy to catch prey~
September 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I have a type and it's vore switches that put all their stats in hunting skills and nothing in survival skills. Very good preds, but also very easy to catch prey~
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Was a pretty chill meet this week, had fun laying on @jarekblooddragon.bsky.social, got teased a little by @snakesareperfect.bsky.social, and spent some time with @vincentcatad.bsky.social
September 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Was a pretty chill meet this week, had fun laying on @jarekblooddragon.bsky.social, got teased a little by @snakesareperfect.bsky.social, and spent some time with @vincentcatad.bsky.social
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September 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Friends make me all happy and warm and fuzzy from simply existing.
And my body makes me all huffy and horny from making those friends stop existing~
And my body makes me all huffy and horny from making those friends stop existing~
September 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Friends make me all happy and warm and fuzzy from simply existing.
And my body makes me all huffy and horny from making those friends stop existing~
And my body makes me all huffy and horny from making those friends stop existing~
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A piece I did recently of @snakesareperfect.bsky.social’s Evelyn being all casual
I am very normal about this cockatrice 👉🏻👈🏻
I am very normal about this cockatrice 👉🏻👈🏻
September 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A piece I did recently of @snakesareperfect.bsky.social’s Evelyn being all casual
I am very normal about this cockatrice 👉🏻👈🏻
I am very normal about this cockatrice 👉🏻👈🏻