Stuart Delony
@snarkyfaith.bsky.social
Snarky Faith | Satire, faith, and late-stage capitalism.
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
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Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
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Thoughts and prayers, but make it wearable since that’s apparently the whole plan. 🙏 #ThoughtsAndPrayers #DarkHumor
Thoughts and Prayers
A gritty, punk-inspired engraving of hands in mock prayer, middle fingers raised high, with a banner that calls out the emptiness of performative sympathy.
snarkyfaith.dashery.com
October 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Thoughts and prayers, but make it wearable since that’s apparently the whole plan. 🙏 #ThoughtsAndPrayers #DarkHumor
Apparently, dates are antisemitic now. Saying 1948 isn’t the Book of Kings shouldn’t require a disclaimer, but here we are. 📜 #Israel #Theology
Were the Biblical Prophets Antisemitic?
If criticizing Israel is automatically antisemitic, Christian Zionism has a problem: the biblical prophets spent plenty of time criticizing Israel.
www.patheos.com
October 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Apparently, dates are antisemitic now. Saying 1948 isn’t the Book of Kings shouldn’t require a disclaimer, but here we are. 📜 #Israel #Theology
Jim Bakker spent decades proving that in American Christianity, scandal doesn’t necessarily end a ministry.
I wrote this in 2025 about the empire, the fraud, the comeback, the apocalypse buckets, and the religious machine that kept finding reasons to buy what he was selling.
Now it's an obituary.
I wrote this in 2025 about the empire, the fraud, the comeback, the apocalypse buckets, and the religious machine that kept finding reasons to buy what he was selling.
Now it's an obituary.
Jim Bakker And The Church Of Eternal Grift | The Quollective
Jim Bakker’s back at it—begging for cash, selling apocalypse buckets, and quoting scripture like a spiritual loan officer. A snarky takedown of the televangelist who just won’t quit.
thequollective.com
October 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Jim Bakker spent decades proving that in American Christianity, scandal doesn’t necessarily end a ministry.
I wrote this in 2025 about the empire, the fraud, the comeback, the apocalypse buckets, and the religious machine that kept finding reasons to buy what he was selling.
Now it's an obituary.
I wrote this in 2025 about the empire, the fraud, the comeback, the apocalypse buckets, and the religious machine that kept finding reasons to buy what he was selling.
Now it's an obituary.
Funny how “remembering our history” gets less charming when the history is racist.
RaShon Young to the state: Leave ‘Let Us Alone’ off Florida’s new driver license
The Orlando Democrat wants FLHSMV to reconsider the 1845 motto and consult historians.
floridapolitics.com
October 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Funny how “remembering our history” gets less charming when the history is racist.
Humanity finally woke up and immediately hit snooze on common sense. Progress, apparently. 🙃 #GreatAwakening #ModernIdiocy
The Great Awakening (To Our Own Stupidity)
American Christianity doesn’t need another Great Awakening—it needs to wake up to its own stupidity. This isn’t revival. It’s a performance of ignorance dressed in faith.
www.patheos.com
October 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Humanity finally woke up and immediately hit snooze on common sense. Progress, apparently. 🙃 #GreatAwakening #ModernIdiocy
Nothing says humility like centering yourself in someone else’s salvation story. Evangelism or ego trip? Pick a lane. 🙃 #WhiteSaviorComplex #FaithAndPower
The White Savior Complex: When Evangelism Becomes Vanity
From Renee Bach's reckless endeavors to the pitfalls of American evangelism, our piece dives deep into the White Savior Complex—exposing its roots and offering a path forward through self-reflection and servant leadership.
www.patheos.com
October 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Nothing says humility like centering yourself in someone else’s salvation story. Evangelism or ego trip? Pick a lane. 🙃 #WhiteSaviorComplex #FaithAndPower
Acid trips, altar calls, Jesus People, and the birth of CCM somehow all belong in the same story. I talked with Rob Zahn about LSD to Galilee, psychedelic spirituality, and the church missing God outside approved categories.
From Acid Trips to Altar Calls with Rob Zahn
YouTube video by Snarky Faith
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September 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Acid trips, altar calls, Jesus People, and the birth of CCM somehow all belong in the same story. I talked with Rob Zahn about LSD to Galilee, psychedelic spirituality, and the church missing God outside approved categories.
Finally, a shirt brave enough to admit what it is. Revolutionary. 🫠 #ThisIsATShirt #MerchThatGetsIt
This Is a T-Shirt
Lower your expectations—then lower them again. Now you’re ready for this design.
snarkyfaith.dashery.com
September 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Finally, a shirt brave enough to admit what it is. Revolutionary. 🫠 #ThisIsATShirt #MerchThatGetsIt
Solomon could spot everyone else’s disaster from a mile away, then somehow missed his own. Deception is always obvious—when it belongs to someone else. 🪞 #SolomonsParadox #Wisdom
Solomon’s Paradox: Everyone’s Deceived but Us
Solomon's Paradox says we judge others more wisely than ourselves. Evangelicalism turned it into a discipline, and Mark Driscoll's comeback proves it.
www.patheos.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Solomon could spot everyone else’s disaster from a mile away, then somehow missed his own. Deception is always obvious—when it belongs to someone else. 🪞 #SolomonsParadox #Wisdom
Nothing says family values like swooning over authoritarian cosplay and calling it moral clarity. 🫠 #ChristianNationalism #Fascism
The Allure of the Bad Boy: Why Conservative Christians Are Horny for Fascism
Part 2 of our deep dive into the unholy alliances of conservative Christianity. This time we’re talking about the bad boy of ideologies—fascism. It’s the love affair nobody wanted to talk about, but we’re spilling the tea.
www.patheos.com
September 28, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Nothing says family values like swooning over authoritarian cosplay and calling it moral clarity. 🫠 #ChristianNationalism #Fascism
Amazing how divine insight and cold reading both get better when your wallet opens. Funny little miracle. 🫠 #Discernment #Charlatans
Charismatics, Psychics, and Charlatans—Oh My!
Charismatic Christianity and psychic spirituality have more in common than believers want to admit. Prophecy, healing, and grift—just with different branding.
www.patheos.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Amazing how divine insight and cold reading both get better when your wallet opens. Funny little miracle. 🫠 #Discernment #Charlatans
September 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Biblical literalism, but make it beachwear for the verses youth group pretends don’t exist. 🌊 #Ezekiel2320 #BibleMerch
Ezekiel 23:20 – Biblical Literalism Surfing
Biblical literalism, meet your verse.
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September 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Biblical literalism, but make it beachwear for the verses youth group pretends don’t exist. 🌊 #Ezekiel2320 #BibleMerch
Silicon Valley didn’t invent the apocalypse. It just gave it a pitch deck and worse vibes. 🔥 #Tech #EndTimes — 👉
Silicon Valley Stole Our Apocalypse
AI doom sounds a lot like the Rapture. A former pastor on how Silicon Valley borrowed the prophecy playbook of fear, urgency and inevitability.
www.patheos.com
September 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Nothing says bodily autonomy like ancient rulebook cosplay from people who can’t mind their own uterus. 🙃 #BodilyAutonomy #ReligiousHypocrisy
The Fore-most Skin-ny On Bodily Autonomy: Just Biblical Tips
Explore the bizarre world of biblical foreskin stories and critique conservative obsession with controlling women's bodies. From David's bride price to Moses' bloody encounter, we take a snarky look a...
www.patheos.com
September 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Nothing says bodily autonomy like ancient rulebook cosplay from people who can’t mind their own uterus. 🙃 #BodilyAutonomy #ReligiousHypocrisy
Dave Ramsey built an empire by giving pastors free steak 🥩 so they’d sell his program for him.
The church supplies the room, the labor, the captive audience, & the moral authority. Ramsey gets the customer. The church keeps the tithe. Jesus becomes the affiliate link. ✝️💰
I used to eat the steak.
The church supplies the room, the labor, the captive audience, & the moral authority. Ramsey gets the customer. The church keeps the tithe. Jesus becomes the affiliate link. ✝️💰
I used to eat the steak.
Dave Ramsey Needs Your Pastor
Dave Ramsey didn’t just sell financial advice. He built a system that turns pastors, churches, and trust into a sales funnel for Financial Peace University.
www.patheos.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Dave Ramsey built an empire by giving pastors free steak 🥩 so they’d sell his program for him.
The church supplies the room, the labor, the captive audience, & the moral authority. Ramsey gets the customer. The church keeps the tithe. Jesus becomes the affiliate link. ✝️💰
I used to eat the steak.
The church supplies the room, the labor, the captive audience, & the moral authority. Ramsey gets the customer. The church keeps the tithe. Jesus becomes the affiliate link. ✝️💰
I used to eat the steak.
Voting is the bare minimum if you want change.
At least do the bare minimum.
At least do the bare minimum.
Yes, America, this is really who we are. Vote if you want to change it - Salon.com
Despite the corruption and debasement of the Trump years, this election offers a fresh start
www.salon.com
September 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Voting is the bare minimum if you want change.
At least do the bare minimum.
At least do the bare minimum.
Turns out cluttering the heavens with our garbage was both a space policy and a theological vibe. Very on-brand. 🛰️ #KesslerSyndrome #Christianity
Kessler Syndrome and Christianity’s Theological Junkyard
www.patheos.com
September 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Turns out cluttering the heavens with our garbage was both a space policy and a theological vibe. Very on-brand. 🛰️ #KesslerSyndrome #Christianity
It’s Friday, ICE boys. Stay away from the trad-wife honeypots. 😂
FBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles, memo reveals
Exclusive: Internal FBI memo, reviewed by the Guardian, said women wanted to dox and ‘embarrass’ agents, but provided few details
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It’s Friday, ICE boys. Stay away from the trad-wife honeypots. 😂
Setting boundaries, but make it emotionally expensive. Wear the warning. 🔪 #SettingBoundaries #SavageRevenge
Setting Boundaries - Savage Revenge
Sometimes, setting boundaries is the best revenge.
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September 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Setting boundaries, but make it emotionally expensive. Wear the warning. 🔪 #SettingBoundaries #SavageRevenge
Christianity has gotten awfully good at power, certainty, control, and winning.
Gregory T. Smith thinks Lao Tzu might help Christians rediscover a different Jesus.
We talked Taoism, “muscular Christianity,” humility, and the church’s grasp for power.
New Snarky Faith: youtu.be/GquoxSf8KrE
Gregory T. Smith thinks Lao Tzu might help Christians rediscover a different Jesus.
We talked Taoism, “muscular Christianity,” humility, and the church’s grasp for power.
New Snarky Faith: youtu.be/GquoxSf8KrE
What Christianity Can Learn From Lao Tzu with Gregory T. Smith (audio only)
YouTube video by Snarky Faith
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September 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Christianity has gotten awfully good at power, certainty, control, and winning.
Gregory T. Smith thinks Lao Tzu might help Christians rediscover a different Jesus.
We talked Taoism, “muscular Christianity,” humility, and the church’s grasp for power.
New Snarky Faith: youtu.be/GquoxSf8KrE
Gregory T. Smith thinks Lao Tzu might help Christians rediscover a different Jesus.
We talked Taoism, “muscular Christianity,” humility, and the church’s grasp for power.
New Snarky Faith: youtu.be/GquoxSf8KrE
Nothing says shepherding the flock like letting Dave Ramsey turn the pulpit into a lead funnel. Free steak, eternal upsell. 🥩 #DaveRamsey #ChurchLife
Dave Ramsey Needs Your Pastor
For several years, when I worked for an evangelistic organization on missionary support, I attended the Catalyst Conference annually. Which is to say, free steak had my attention. I was not a senior…
www.patheos.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Nothing says shepherding the flock like letting Dave Ramsey turn the pulpit into a lead funnel. Free steak, eternal upsell. 🥩 #DaveRamsey #ChurchLife
Handy, really. Tell people they’ll never be enough and they’ll keep coming back for the cure.
Nobody planned that. It just outlived the churches that let people graduate.
Everyone falls short equally. Funny how somebody still ended up above the rest of us with a microphone.
Nobody planned that. It just outlived the churches that let people graduate.
Everyone falls short equally. Funny how somebody still ended up above the rest of us with a microphone.
September 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Handy, really. Tell people they’ll never be enough and they’ll keep coming back for the cure.
Nobody planned that. It just outlived the churches that let people graduate.
Everyone falls short equally. Funny how somebody still ended up above the rest of us with a microphone.
Nobody planned that. It just outlived the churches that let people graduate.
Everyone falls short equally. Funny how somebody still ended up above the rest of us with a microphone.
From saints and sacrifice to overpriced roses and panic-buy chocolate. Romance really did get a rebrand. 💘 #ValentinesDay #Culture
Valentine’s Day: From Sacred to Secular
www.patheos.com
September 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
From saints and sacrifice to overpriced roses and panic-buy chocolate. Romance really did get a rebrand. 💘 #ValentinesDay #Culture
Christian Severance: when turning the other cheek comes with a termination packet. 🙃 #ChristianSeverance #WorkplaceCulture
Christian Severance
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September 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Christian Severance: when turning the other cheek comes with a termination packet. 🙃 #ChristianSeverance #WorkplaceCulture