my dad, about a robot that serves you food at a sushi train: so is it a boy or a girl?
me: neither. its a fucking robot
me: neither. its a fucking robot
August 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
my dad, about a robot that serves you food at a sushi train: so is it a boy or a girl?
me: neither. its a fucking robot
me: neither. its a fucking robot
having a fucked up nervous system is weird bc i keep getting jump scared by the most random things like someone sneezing
July 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
having a fucked up nervous system is weird bc i keep getting jump scared by the most random things like someone sneezing
part of me wants to name myself Miles Miles for the fucking hell of it
July 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
part of me wants to name myself Miles Miles for the fucking hell of it
i would die for jimothy the racoon
July 19, 2026 at 11:59 PM
i would die for jimothy the racoon
my favourite thing about kittens is when they have disproportionately giant ears that make them look like bats
July 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
my favourite thing about kittens is when they have disproportionately giant ears that make them look like bats
the horrors persist, but so do i
May 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
the horrors persist, but so do i
buying a banjo and starting a folk punk band at this point
April 27, 2026 at 6:08 AM
buying a banjo and starting a folk punk band at this point
THEYRE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN AND CRY, NOT JUST ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, ITS 30/90
April 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
THEYRE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN AND CRY, NOT JUST ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, ITS 30/90
my 30th birthday is in less than a week and i am suffering
April 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
my 30th birthday is in less than a week and i am suffering
buying a banjo for the sole purpose of learning hoedown throwdown from the hannah montana movie
April 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
buying a banjo for the sole purpose of learning hoedown throwdown from the hannah montana movie
my goal in life is to post a bunch of dumb shit. also sidequests
April 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
my goal in life is to post a bunch of dumb shit. also sidequests
using their powers together, jack black and jack white can make jack grey
April 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
using their powers together, jack black and jack white can make jack grey
its @socksforscience.spam on ig
i should make a spam ig for photo dumps tbh
April 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
its @socksforscience.spam on ig
cosplay is just towing the line between presentable and jank (with a little help from hot glue, hand sewing and rage)
April 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
cosplay is just towing the line between presentable and jank (with a little help from hot glue, hand sewing and rage)
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You can donate to Mohammed’s family here: chuffed.org/project/1294...
July 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You can donate to Mohammed’s family here: chuffed.org/project/1294...
i really wanna take a photo with the maccas sign near yass so i can show off my ass
April 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i really wanna take a photo with the maccas sign near yass so i can show off my ass
i should make a spam ig for photo dumps tbh
April 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i should make a spam ig for photo dumps tbh
those fuck ass body scanners at airport security always out me as trans lmao
April 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
those fuck ass body scanners at airport security always out me as trans lmao
me trying to hide my personality applying for jobs:
March 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
me trying to hide my personality applying for jobs:
being an older brother means texting your sister "your mum called and said youre a bitch" with no other context
March 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
being an older brother means texting your sister "your mum called and said youre a bitch" with no other context
golden retriever personality? no. orange cat personality
March 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
golden retriever personality? no. orange cat personality
if you hug me, my eyes go out in different directions like one of those toys whose eyes bulge out whenever you squeeze them
March 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
if you hug me, my eyes go out in different directions like one of those toys whose eyes bulge out whenever you squeeze them
black mirrors a brilliant show bc even the bad episodes are still good
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
black mirrors a brilliant show bc even the bad episodes are still good
my cat is almost 5!! shell be going to school in a few days!! shes got a uniform and everything!! wish her luck
March 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
my cat is almost 5!! shell be going to school in a few days!! shes got a uniform and everything!! wish her luck
fr a trans man named judas is inherently funny though
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
fr a trans man named judas is inherently funny though