Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
Shrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!
October 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Shrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!
I want to see the local oktoberfest but not in 101 weather. It’s not that good. Plus I’ve got other things going on today.
October 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I want to see the local oktoberfest but not in 101 weather. It’s not that good. Plus I’ve got other things going on today.
So just 100 degrees here today. No big whoop.
October 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
So just 100 degrees here today. No big whoop.
Thankfully I keep a dishpan permanently under my kitchen sink because I found it was filling up with water!
October 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Thankfully I keep a dishpan permanently under my kitchen sink because I found it was filling up with water!
I’m catching up on Strange New Worlds and not loving this soap opera episode.
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I’m catching up on Strange New Worlds and not loving this soap opera episode.
I was working my way through Veronica Mars yesterday and today I guess it’s gone from Plex.
October 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I was working my way through Veronica Mars yesterday and today I guess it’s gone from Plex.
I don’t take public transportation often, because it’s gross. Case in point, I took the trolley today to go to an event at the convention center. A homeless man was passed out on the seats, but woke up just to projectile vomit in the car. I was not in the splash zone.
October 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I don’t take public transportation often, because it’s gross. Case in point, I took the trolley today to go to an event at the convention center. A homeless man was passed out on the seats, but woke up just to projectile vomit in the car. I was not in the splash zone.
I’m watching a documentary on the early 2000 show The Swan, and I wish Pat Powers hadn’t disappeared off the face of the earth. He would love this, and I’d love to hear him talk about it.
October 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I’m watching a documentary on the early 2000 show The Swan, and I wish Pat Powers hadn’t disappeared off the face of the earth. He would love this, and I’d love to hear him talk about it.
$6.12 a gallon.
September 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
$6.12 a gallon.
I'm replacing my dining chairs now that one of my old ones broke. I don't trust online furniture stores. I figure they take your money, go out of business then launch a new website only to do it all over again. That's how they get ya!
September 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm replacing my dining chairs now that one of my old ones broke. I don't trust online furniture stores. I figure they take your money, go out of business then launch a new website only to do it all over again. That's how they get ya!
Should I just start drinking Soylent? everything is either too expensive or contaminated.
September 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Should I just start drinking Soylent? everything is either too expensive or contaminated.
I just put my cell phone on a selfie stick to inspect the condo roof over my unit. It doesn’t look bad. At least no holes. Guess I’ll be fine this el nino. #diy #imaroofer
September 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I just put my cell phone on a selfie stick to inspect the condo roof over my unit. It doesn’t look bad. At least no holes. Guess I’ll be fine this el nino. #diy #imaroofer
They misspelled anus.
September 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
They misspelled anus.
@aussie-battler.bsky.social $5.71 for gaaaaaas is cheap compared to the average gallon in San Diego is now $6.24.
September 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
@aussie-battler.bsky.social $5.71 for gaaaaaas is cheap compared to the average gallon in San Diego is now $6.24.
I'm tired of work life going from one fire drill to another and then having to wait on others to do their part.
September 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I'm tired of work life going from one fire drill to another and then having to wait on others to do their part.
No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.
September 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.
The Walgreens Halloween candy is severely depleted. I hope they restock.
September 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The Walgreens Halloween candy is severely depleted. I hope they restock.
I can’t say when I’ve ever seen Shell advertise on TV. They must be hurting for people to buy their very expensive gas.
September 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I can’t say when I’ve ever seen Shell advertise on TV. They must be hurting for people to buy their very expensive gas.
Sharing this praying mantis from last week during our heat wave.
September 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Sharing this praying mantis from last week during our heat wave.
Gamboge Bullocks
August 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Gamboge Bullocks
Bag of lime juice report. I had to juice my limes before they went bad.
August 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Bag of lime juice report. I had to juice my limes before they went bad.
Just an FYI, if you think your piss is pink because of blood, it could be the reflection of orange colored shorts you're wearing.
August 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Just an FYI, if you think your piss is pink because of blood, it could be the reflection of orange colored shorts you're wearing.
I'm really surprised there were no follow-up questions as to why there was a huge dead fish carcass on the sidewalk. But I guess we live in weird times now.
August 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm really surprised there were no follow-up questions as to why there was a huge dead fish carcass on the sidewalk. But I guess we live in weird times now.
be on the lookout for Heathcliff the cat.
August 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
be on the lookout for Heathcliff the cat.
At the smog test center. Pray for me.
August 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
At the smog test center. Pray for me.