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Gee willikers, Batman! Things are bad :(
Imagine my posts as ramblings to a brick walled alley, thx in advance
Constantly tired but delusionally hopeful.
Imagine my posts as ramblings to a brick walled alley, thx in advance
Constantly tired but delusionally hopeful.
Just finished FX's The Bear and I started stobbing during Caramel and just casually let the tears continue to fall throughout the finale lmao
August 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Just finished FX's The Bear and I started stobbing during Caramel and just casually let the tears continue to fall throughout the finale lmao
Still pissed TADC used the driest, crunchiest cover of Isn't She Lovely imaginable smdhhh
July 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Still pissed TADC used the driest, crunchiest cover of Isn't She Lovely imaginable smdhhh
June 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This took me literal seconds and I love it #artbyhumans #art
June 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This took me literal seconds and I love it #artbyhumans #art
Were zippo lighters the first fidget toy
June 7, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Were zippo lighters the first fidget toy
I would've bet money that euphoria was gonna end w Rue dying, meeting God, and that He was gonna be played by Sam Levinson himself.
June 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I would've bet money that euphoria was gonna end w Rue dying, meeting God, and that He was gonna be played by Sam Levinson himself.
Finally, some good fucking food
May 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Finally, some good fucking food
Youtube hc where Uncle Herman is just Verily Bitche's fun time b-sides
May 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Youtube hc where Uncle Herman is just Verily Bitche's fun time b-sides
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I had a really bad all or nothing problem I'd have enough money to afford treatment to fix it
May 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
If I had a nickel for every time someone said I had a really bad all or nothing problem I'd have enough money to afford treatment to fix it
Glasses arms broke so I'm using leftover chained clamps for dentist bibs from my tooth fairy Halloween costume as a makeshift librarian chain until I can find my spare lmao
April 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Glasses arms broke so I'm using leftover chained clamps for dentist bibs from my tooth fairy Halloween costume as a makeshift librarian chain until I can find my spare lmao
Putting 10 bucks into savings and flossing my teeth whenever I crave nicotine bc I'm irritated
March 31, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Putting 10 bucks into savings and flossing my teeth whenever I crave nicotine bc I'm irritated
Trying to find balance between work and life so I bought some oil pastels and got back into making things again and it's been fun
March 12, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Trying to find balance between work and life so I bought some oil pastels and got back into making things again and it's been fun
I always say it's insulting to artists to call myself one but I will immediately hop on the title to defend why I'm stopped on the road shoving broken traffic lights into the car at 8 in the morning
March 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I always say it's insulting to artists to call myself one but I will immediately hop on the title to defend why I'm stopped on the road shoving broken traffic lights into the car at 8 in the morning
I wanna call 867-5309 but I don't know what area code to use
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I wanna call 867-5309 but I don't know what area code to use
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-5°F in Minneapolis tonight.
At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades.
Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."
At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades.
Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
-5°F in Minneapolis tonight.
At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades.
Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."
At the site where feds killed Alex Pretti, the air still smells faintly of tear gas. Hundreds of people still here behind some impromptu barricades.
Message spray painted on the road reads, "fuck ICE, love always wins."
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Nasty guitar riffs are really my jam 🎸
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Nasty guitar riffs are really my jam 🎸
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Show up, create chaos, scare the shit out of the citizens, and when one freaks out and tries to run, shoot her. The death penalty for disobeying ICE.
Then, when you go to court, lie about how "in danger" you felt.
Didn't we just claim we rescued Venezuela from a dictator attacking his own citizens?
Then, when you go to court, lie about how "in danger" you felt.
Didn't we just claim we rescued Venezuela from a dictator attacking his own citizens?
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Show up, create chaos, scare the shit out of the citizens, and when one freaks out and tries to run, shoot her. The death penalty for disobeying ICE.
Then, when you go to court, lie about how "in danger" you felt.
Didn't we just claim we rescued Venezuela from a dictator attacking his own citizens?
Then, when you go to court, lie about how "in danger" you felt.
Didn't we just claim we rescued Venezuela from a dictator attacking his own citizens?
I've been watching a lot of tartar scaling compilation videos on YouTube and I have never flossed so regularly in my life
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I've been watching a lot of tartar scaling compilation videos on YouTube and I have never flossed so regularly in my life
Toad got real dark real quick and I love it
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Toad got real dark real quick and I love it
I love digital art bc I dont have to worry about wasting materials for something bad and it really takes the pressure off. Watched Hard Candy today.
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love digital art bc I dont have to worry about wasting materials for something bad and it really takes the pressure off. Watched Hard Candy today.
There Abbott Elementary goes making me ugly cry again
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
There Abbott Elementary goes making me ugly cry again
I haven't had longish hair over the past couple of winters and oh my god the ability to make my hair a scarf is so underrated I'm constantly blowing my own mind with it
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I haven't had longish hair over the past couple of winters and oh my god the ability to make my hair a scarf is so underrated I'm constantly blowing my own mind with it
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God I hate how anti-intellectual out times are. I’d rather be sitting here reading interesting books, or learning about astronomy stuff, or making a movie about weird shit - but I gotta spend energy constantly explaining my existence to a world that empathizes more with Nazis then marginalized ppl.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
God I hate how anti-intellectual out times are. I’d rather be sitting here reading interesting books, or learning about astronomy stuff, or making a movie about weird shit - but I gotta spend energy constantly explaining my existence to a world that empathizes more with Nazis then marginalized ppl.
Bellies, tummies, abdomens; everyone's got a stomach. Some are big, some are thin, some have scars or marks. Every body is a vessel, to help us through the day, so keep your belly full of food, make it hurt from laughs, and when you dance, be sure to make it sway. #bodyneutrality #poetry #bodylove
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bellies, tummies, abdomens; everyone's got a stomach. Some are big, some are thin, some have scars or marks. Every body is a vessel, to help us through the day, so keep your belly full of food, make it hurt from laughs, and when you dance, be sure to make it sway. #bodyneutrality #poetry #bodylove
The first and only time I ever teased a coworker was when I was transferring from my first job and one of them said "you're coming back, right?" And I was like "what, you got abandonment issues?" And he gave me a 1000 yd stare and said yes and I haven't done it since and probs never will again tbh
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The first and only time I ever teased a coworker was when I was transferring from my first job and one of them said "you're coming back, right?" And I was like "what, you got abandonment issues?" And he gave me a 1000 yd stare and said yes and I haven't done it since and probs never will again tbh