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Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!
I too, like cheese!
I too, like cheese!
Nooooooo.
Not my Carolyn...😞
Not my Carolyn...😞
RIP to the magnificent Stephanie Cole. A sublime and protean talent. The priceless ability to project an icy cold or a beautiful warmth but with infinite depth and nuance. Go well amazing lady x
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nooooooo.
Not my Carolyn...😞
Not my Carolyn...😞
3 stars for letting them in early!
September 18, 2026 at 9:18 AM
3 stars for letting them in early!
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Cue Evil Pope who sits in a bar getting angry drunk and flicking peanuts at spirit bottles.
In the final showdown he bi-generates into good pope vs evil pope and it’s a fight to the death in a wrecking yard.
Continue to follow this account for more original ideas.
In the final showdown he bi-generates into good pope vs evil pope and it’s a fight to the death in a wrecking yard.
Continue to follow this account for more original ideas.
September 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Cue Evil Pope who sits in a bar getting angry drunk and flicking peanuts at spirit bottles.
In the final showdown he bi-generates into good pope vs evil pope and it’s a fight to the death in a wrecking yard.
Continue to follow this account for more original ideas.
In the final showdown he bi-generates into good pope vs evil pope and it’s a fight to the death in a wrecking yard.
Continue to follow this account for more original ideas.
Switched laptop on, turned away while it booted up...turned back and let out a little yelp! 😧
September 18, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Switched laptop on, turned away while it booted up...turned back and let out a little yelp! 😧
No filter on this 😳
September 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
No filter on this 😳
Nothing like an apocalyptic sky to kick off a Friday
September 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Nothing like an apocalyptic sky to kick off a Friday
Finishing this game with Ralston, McCowan and Tounetki on the field is it?
Barney Stinson: Fake Gun, Fake Suicide
ALT: Barney Stinson: Fake Gun, Fake Suicide
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Finishing this game with Ralston, McCowan and Tounetki on the field is it?
"This is are cuntree"
September 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"This is are cuntree"
I realise now this was a niche gripe and I apologise
"Hello. Gmail here.
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
September 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I realise now this was a niche gripe and I apologise
"Hello. Gmail here.
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
September 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"Hello. Gmail here.
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
Remember how we cut off pop 3 access to other accounts earlier this year? (After 15 years of working fine)
Well now we're upping the fuckage by taking away the "send mail as" function - unless you pay us.
Oh, and yellow starred emails are now blue"
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I just went searching in my phone gallery for a picture of Gandalf.
I used the search term "old man"
The rectangular prick returned pictures of me.
I used the search term "old man"
The rectangular prick returned pictures of me.
November 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I just went searching in my phone gallery for a picture of Gandalf.
I used the search term "old man"
The rectangular prick returned pictures of me.
I used the search term "old man"
The rectangular prick returned pictures of me.
Dear BBC. Please do a celebrity travel programme that reflects real life!
I want to see some Z-lister gradually losing their shit after 5 hours in a sticky floored airport terminal due to a combination of strikes, other people's feral crotch goblins and hand baggage that's 1cm too big.
I want to see some Z-lister gradually losing their shit after 5 hours in a sticky floored airport terminal due to a combination of strikes, other people's feral crotch goblins and hand baggage that's 1cm too big.
September 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Dear BBC. Please do a celebrity travel programme that reflects real life!
I want to see some Z-lister gradually losing their shit after 5 hours in a sticky floored airport terminal due to a combination of strikes, other people's feral crotch goblins and hand baggage that's 1cm too big.
I want to see some Z-lister gradually losing their shit after 5 hours in a sticky floored airport terminal due to a combination of strikes, other people's feral crotch goblins and hand baggage that's 1cm too big.
Special mention to the lady at the same workplace who accidentally posted detailed illustrated instructions for a dry brush body massager onto the managers telegram group.
September 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Special mention to the lady at the same workplace who accidentally posted detailed illustrated instructions for a dry brush body massager onto the managers telegram group.
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Expecting a phone call from daughter 1 at the weekend
September 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Expecting a phone call from daughter 1 at the weekend
Aye, ok very funny!
September 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Aye, ok very funny!
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When "white sauce" in fish pie
Contains cheese, it’s a lie.
That’s a mornay.
Contains cheese, it’s a lie.
That’s a mornay.
I hate it when food presenters describe a white sauce with cheese in it as a béchamel. It's not. A béchamel is a simple white sauce. Add cheese and it's a mornay. But let's not using the French words and just call one a plain white sauce and the other a cheese sauce.
September 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
When "white sauce" in fish pie
Contains cheese, it’s a lie.
That’s a mornay.
Contains cheese, it’s a lie.
That’s a mornay.
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
September 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
Cunt!
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
September 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Cunt!
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
I remember at another job the following email exchange ended up with the CEO telling IT to discontinue the "cc all" ability
Person 1: "Anyone got a toe (sic) rope I can borrow?"
Person 2: "What's wrong, missus lost the handcuffs again?"
Person 3: "I've got some handcuffs if that's good?"
Person 1: "Anyone got a toe (sic) rope I can borrow?"
Person 2: "What's wrong, missus lost the handcuffs again?"
Person 3: "I've got some handcuffs if that's good?"
Wasn't me, but...
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
September 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I remember at another job the following email exchange ended up with the CEO telling IT to discontinue the "cc all" ability
Person 1: "Anyone got a toe (sic) rope I can borrow?"
Person 2: "What's wrong, missus lost the handcuffs again?"
Person 3: "I've got some handcuffs if that's good?"
Person 1: "Anyone got a toe (sic) rope I can borrow?"
Person 2: "What's wrong, missus lost the handcuffs again?"
Person 3: "I've got some handcuffs if that's good?"
"The enshittification is strong with this one"
September 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
"The enshittification is strong with this one"
This scaffolding has been going up for 3 days 😖
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This scaffolding has been going up for 3 days 😖
Wasn't me, but...
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
September 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Wasn't me, but...
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
This message was sent to an all-hands group (about 1200 people at the time)
So the UK seasons now are basically:
Wet
No water
Giant spiders
Debt
Wet
No water
Giant spiders
Debt
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So the UK seasons now are basically:
Wet
No water
Giant spiders
Debt
Wet
No water
Giant spiders
Debt