Sophia McScandal
@sophiamcscandal.bsky.social
Thick like your favorite milkshake.
Black Lives Matter.
Trans Lives Matter.
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Black Lives Matter.
Trans Lives Matter.
https://linktr.ee/SophiaMcScandal
Homeownership is expensive. Emergency medical appointments are expensive.
Summer Camp is expensive.
Life is expensive.
Summer Camp is expensive.
Life is expensive.
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
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April 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Homeownership is expensive. Emergency medical appointments are expensive.
Summer Camp is expensive.
Life is expensive.
Summer Camp is expensive.
Life is expensive.
I told my kids when they were young that the Easter Bunny only comes to kids with clean rooms so now they are sleeping in rooms that they WANTED to clean. Honestly this may have been the smartest mom move I have made.
April 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I told my kids when they were young that the Easter Bunny only comes to kids with clean rooms so now they are sleeping in rooms that they WANTED to clean. Honestly this may have been the smartest mom move I have made.
Just overheard the really hot guy at my new job say "have to run to the bathroom before we start our next meeting".
My immediate thought?
So you're gonna go touch your dick huh? 😏
My immediate thought?
So you're gonna go touch your dick huh? 😏
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Just overheard the really hot guy at my new job say "have to run to the bathroom before we start our next meeting".
My immediate thought?
So you're gonna go touch your dick huh? 😏
My immediate thought?
So you're gonna go touch your dick huh? 😏
I have 3 cruises booked in the next year and a half. My soul loves to be on the water.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I have 3 cruises booked in the next year and a half. My soul loves to be on the water.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell. 1984.
George Orwell. 1984.
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell. 1984.
George Orwell. 1984.
I unexpectedly got two free hours by myself. Do I do laundry or pull out the vibrator.... sorry I couldn't hear your answer over this buzzzzzzing
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January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I unexpectedly got two free hours by myself. Do I do laundry or pull out the vibrator.... sorry I couldn't hear your answer over this buzzzzzzing
Booked my very first solo vacation. I am going to go swim with dolphins in Jamaica!
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January 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Booked my very first solo vacation. I am going to go swim with dolphins in Jamaica!
Today's agenda? Movie review for what may be one of Benedict Cumberbatch's finest acting role yet. #TheThingwithFeathers
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today's agenda? Movie review for what may be one of Benedict Cumberbatch's finest acting role yet. #TheThingwithFeathers
I borrowed this jacket from a super hot guy. Oh noooo, now I have to see him again to return it 😏🥵
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I borrowed this jacket from a super hot guy. Oh noooo, now I have to see him again to return it 😏🥵
About to have an afternoon adventure...
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
About to have an afternoon adventure...
I have the weekend to myself. My plans are to smoke a blunt and make myself some tacos to eat while watching something scary.
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have the weekend to myself. My plans are to smoke a blunt and make myself some tacos to eat while watching something scary.
Recent driving jams.
What have you been listening to?
What have you been listening to?
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Recent driving jams.
What have you been listening to?
What have you been listening to?
If someone could just put my lips in their mouth and lavish my clit with their tongue for about 4.5 hours that'd be great.
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If someone could just put my lips in their mouth and lavish my clit with their tongue for about 4.5 hours that'd be great.
Not to be dramatic, but Chili’s can heal whatever the therapist can't.
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not to be dramatic, but Chili’s can heal whatever the therapist can't.
The best part of dating me?
Your fingers will never get cold but they may get pruney.
Your fingers will never get cold but they may get pruney.
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The best part of dating me?
Your fingers will never get cold but they may get pruney.
Your fingers will never get cold but they may get pruney.
What the fuck did I watch this weekend?! Trying to mentally digest Monster : The Ed Gein Story.
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What the fuck did I watch this weekend?! Trying to mentally digest Monster : The Ed Gein Story.
Bedtime reminder: follow me on YouTube. Much better than counting sheep.
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October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bedtime reminder: follow me on YouTube. Much better than counting sheep.
youtube.com/@sophiamcsca...
youtube.com/@sophiamcsca...
*blows kiss*
Did you catch it?
Did you catch it?
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
*blows kiss*
Did you catch it?
Did you catch it?
We are living through a period that will be known as one of America's most shameful times.
October 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We are living through a period that will be known as one of America's most shameful times.
Some days I miss my red hair... it inspired passion and a fiery sass. Would you like to see it make a return?
October 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Some days I miss my red hair... it inspired passion and a fiery sass. Would you like to see it make a return?
Hi I’m Sophia, the scream queen with killer curves. If horror movies and a little flirting sound like your vibe, you better hit that follow on tik tok
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October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hi I’m Sophia, the scream queen with killer curves. If horror movies and a little flirting sound like your vibe, you better hit that follow on tik tok
www.tiktok.com/@sophia.mcsc...
www.tiktok.com/@sophia.mcsc...
Watch out, pumpkin spice! I’m the real treat this season.
October 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Watch out, pumpkin spice! I’m the real treat this season.
Dream about cozying up to my killer curves.
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dream about cozying up to my killer curves.
When your aunt is your soft, flirty BBW fantasy — and I know it
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Sophia McScandal - Taboo Aunt : Assjob, BJ, and Creampie - ManyVids
You've disappeared at the family BBQ and your Aunt is looking for you. She walks in on your jacking your cock. At first she is shocked, but then realizes your can't exactly go back to the party…
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September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When your aunt is your soft, flirty BBW fantasy — and I know it
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