Sophie Hall
@sophlouisehall.bsky.social
Boltonian in London. Garlic bread! ✨ A silly billy!
COMEDY: https://sophlouisehall.medium.com
SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://sophiehall.substack.com
COMEDY: https://sophlouisehall.medium.com
SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://sophiehall.substack.com
I don't know who needs to hear this but your keys are in your other jacket
September 23, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but your keys are in your other jacket
eurgh
Taylor Swift is teasing something on social media as she changes her Instagram bio:
“And, baby, that’s sh0w business f0r y0u.”
“And, baby, that’s sh0w business f0r y0u.”
September 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
eurgh
Reposted by Sophie Hall
Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert
September 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert
Happy 'carry your jacket around' weather to all who celebrate
September 22, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Happy 'carry your jacket around' weather to all who celebrate
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Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer.
Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer.
I think the 'supporting Spurs is a social experiment' project has enough data now and they should bring the Stanford Prison one back xox
September 19, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I think the 'supporting Spurs is a social experiment' project has enough data now and they should bring the Stanford Prison one back xox
Hey couch to 5k app, what if my 'setback' was I cba
September 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Hey couch to 5k app, what if my 'setback' was I cba
Why does this cat look like it's about to host an episode of The Traitors
September 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why does this cat look like it's about to host an episode of The Traitors
Dunno what the hell is going on at my local Tesco Metro but we just got wall to wall bangers of the Men in Black theme tune, Let's Hear it for the Boys and Goldfinger!!!
September 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dunno what the hell is going on at my local Tesco Metro but we just got wall to wall bangers of the Men in Black theme tune, Let's Hear it for the Boys and Goldfinger!!!
Those weird IG posts where it’s like a meme, and then an AI-written caption explaining why the meme is a meme - that's really great content thanks guys
September 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Those weird IG posts where it’s like a meme, and then an AI-written caption explaining why the meme is a meme - that's really great content thanks guys
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my “i am not complicit in genocide” instagram statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my instagram statement
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
my “i am not complicit in genocide” instagram statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my instagram statement
Just checking in on Ed Sheeran's statement
September 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Just checking in on Ed Sheeran's statement
I love that the lady from Bury won an Emmy!!!
September 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I love that the lady from Bury won an Emmy!!!
Absolutely no one:
FoodTok: But have you tried breaking four eggs on this tortilla and putting fuckloads of cheese on it
FoodTok: But have you tried breaking four eggs on this tortilla and putting fuckloads of cheese on it
September 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Absolutely no one:
FoodTok: But have you tried breaking four eggs on this tortilla and putting fuckloads of cheese on it
FoodTok: But have you tried breaking four eggs on this tortilla and putting fuckloads of cheese on it
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Look, I hated Ed Sheeran way before it was remotely justifiable.
September 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Look, I hated Ed Sheeran way before it was remotely justifiable.
Segregated pop culture & social media is bumming me out man, everyone's on different platforms, no one's watching the same stuff and we're all being served a specific algorithm of personalised content in a lonely vacuum of rectangular plastic 👍 (yes I miss 2010s Twitter and X Factor)
September 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Segregated pop culture & social media is bumming me out man, everyone's on different platforms, no one's watching the same stuff and we're all being served a specific algorithm of personalised content in a lonely vacuum of rectangular plastic 👍 (yes I miss 2010s Twitter and X Factor)
Happy "everything is still a little bit damp" season to all who celebrate
September 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Happy "everything is still a little bit damp" season to all who celebrate
Yeah sorry I'm late I smudged the exact same bit of nail varnish 452 times
September 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Yeah sorry I'm late I smudged the exact same bit of nail varnish 452 times
Have been alerted to the fact that there was a version of Toblerone in the 90s called a "Snowblerone" and the only evidence I can find of it is this grainy Woolworths advert
September 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Have been alerted to the fact that there was a version of Toblerone in the 90s called a "Snowblerone" and the only evidence I can find of it is this grainy Woolworths advert
Did someone say Beveragino?
September 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Did someone say Beveragino?
Treating myself to a cute little Day of Birth today
September 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Treating myself to a cute little Day of Birth today
Who's a celebrity who you always see their name everywhere but they are so totally out of your orbit you don't believe them to be real? I'm going with "Vogue Williams"
September 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Who's a celebrity who you always see their name everywhere but they are so totally out of your orbit you don't believe them to be real? I'm going with "Vogue Williams"
RIP Gloria Steinem, I am sorry one of your final TV appearances was And Just Like That
September 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
RIP Gloria Steinem, I am sorry one of your final TV appearances was And Just Like That