elaine
soupcomputer.bsky.social
elaine
@soupcomputer.bsky.social
if you can read this the bitch fell off
was at tj maxx too long I bought hand cream made out of beef and it lsmells so bad
July 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
one day you wake up and the haircut that has been ugly and stressful for an entire year has finally grown out :-)
June 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I love lena dunham even if her dad is jeff dunham
May 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
for a long time it feels like tim heidecker has more hours in the day than the rest of us
May 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
my mom told me she doesn't wanna be cremated nor buried... that she would prefer her body be eaten by sharks . ok
May 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
new dumbphone
May 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I keep opening this picture and zooming in
April 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
petsitting be like
April 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
obsessed with the caffeine sober mindset, i'm watching a video rn this person said she can read other peoples thoughts since quitting coffee .. me in 2 months pleease
April 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
ryan seacrest is his real name ?!! :O
April 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
look how stubid he is
April 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
something got into my head that I won't know what it feels like to be truly sober til I quit caffeine. so here we freaking go
April 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
chocolate chip pancake time
April 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
guindea pigs are a gift from god
March 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
back on flip phone but still using iphone for stuff like taking a picture of my nose to see if I have a deviated septum what does everyone think?
February 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
they're still such babies 🥲 I cherish these moments
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by elaine
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
is it normal for my guinea pig to pull a tturd out of his ass and eat it
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
watching plurbis with my guinea pigs
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
remember that u could make the best key lime pie in the world but there's still gonna be people who just don't like key lime pie. so don't even worry abt them
July 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
smoking weed: 🙂
smoking weed and listening to music: 😏
smoking weed and listening to music and drawing : 🤸🏻‍♀️😁🦹🏼‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♂️
July 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
my psychiatrist brought up that I could try going to bed earlier to be less tired in the morning and I actually genuinely never thought of that
July 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the poison ivy rash I have rn is like body horror levels and it's making me really super tired cus all my energy is going into the ooze
July 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
inventing new shirts
July 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
before bed -> first thing in the morning . he'll paw at my face in the morning and his hands smell like litter n i'm like 🤢 but also 🥹☺️😭🥰
July 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM