The Furtive Pick-Me
@sourceforce.bsky.social
Allie | transexual lesbian | antizionist jew | big weeb | I work in showbiz | I live in Navy Pier | I was built in 1893 | I'm slowly spinning in place
(actually 32)
she/her
(actually 32)
she/her
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british Northernlion would be called Norbert Brian. that’s just the way I feel
October 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
british Northernlion would be called Norbert Brian. that’s just the way I feel
I want to monch on somebody's arm
October 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I want to monch on somebody's arm
Need a rich older woman that is into fat losers like me
October 14, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Need a rich older woman that is into fat losers like me
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i’m inventing a new kink it’s called niceplay and it’s where you’re nice to me
October 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
i’m inventing a new kink it’s called niceplay and it’s where you’re nice to me
got a whole 16oz tub of garlic sauce leftover from catered Pita Inn. I made an amazing chicken sandwich with fresh pack of pita leftover too. I'm worried how fast I'm gonna eat all that sauce
October 10, 2026 at 6:59 AM
got a whole 16oz tub of garlic sauce leftover from catered Pita Inn. I made an amazing chicken sandwich with fresh pack of pita leftover too. I'm worried how fast I'm gonna eat all that sauce
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Made art for the first time in a while
July 24, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Made art for the first time in a while
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brb, gonna go weld some galvanized steel
April 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
brb, gonna go weld some galvanized steel
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"I need a tall strong lesbian dom to take me as a pet and take care of me so I don't have to work anymore 🥺"
"ma'am, the line starts over there, please just take a number and wait in the queue till your number is called."
"but this says '9541', that can't be right, right?"
"ma'am, the line starts over there, please just take a number and wait in the queue till your number is called."
"but this says '9541', that can't be right, right?"
August 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
"I need a tall strong lesbian dom to take me as a pet and take care of me so I don't have to work anymore 🥺"
"ma'am, the line starts over there, please just take a number and wait in the queue till your number is called."
"but this says '9541', that can't be right, right?"
"ma'am, the line starts over there, please just take a number and wait in the queue till your number is called."
"but this says '9541', that can't be right, right?"
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*sighs* "yes ma'am, that is correct. You're not the only subby trans girl into pet play. Please go stand over there in line. NEXT PLEASE!"
"Hi, I'm looking for a big titty goth woman to put me in a cage under her bed."
"Please take a number and go stand in line over there, ma'am."
"Hi, I'm looking for a big titty goth woman to put me in a cage under her bed."
"Please take a number and go stand in line over there, ma'am."
August 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
*sighs* "yes ma'am, that is correct. You're not the only subby trans girl into pet play. Please go stand over there in line. NEXT PLEASE!"
"Hi, I'm looking for a big titty goth woman to put me in a cage under her bed."
"Please take a number and go stand in line over there, ma'am."
"Hi, I'm looking for a big titty goth woman to put me in a cage under her bed."
"Please take a number and go stand in line over there, ma'am."
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The Pillows' "Ride On Shooting Star", the track for the ending credits for Studio Gainax's notorious coming-of-age OVA FLCL, has the same tune as the Opening theme to Sonic Underground
February 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Pillows' "Ride On Shooting Star", the track for the ending credits for Studio Gainax's notorious coming-of-age OVA FLCL, has the same tune as the Opening theme to Sonic Underground
time to try weed soda
October 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
time to try weed soda
Thankfully, I don't have anything tomorrow I need to set an alarm for in the morning
Is there a sadder sentence than "Alarm set for 3 hours from now"
October 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Thankfully, I don't have anything tomorrow I need to set an alarm for in the morning
Is there a sadder sentence than "Alarm set for 3 hours from now"
October 7, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Is there a sadder sentence than "Alarm set for 3 hours from now"
I have fallen into a biphasic sleep schedule. Great when I'm not working, but gonna be hell when I go back to work I'm on thursday
October 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I have fallen into a biphasic sleep schedule. Great when I'm not working, but gonna be hell when I go back to work I'm on thursday
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I want what she has
January 5, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I want what she has
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THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL DUDE REJECT HARRY FRAUDER EMBRACE THE TRUE GOATS
October 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
THIS IS SO FUCKING REAL DUDE REJECT HARRY FRAUDER EMBRACE THE TRUE GOATS
none of the things I have to say to other people feels genuine. I'm saying something because I'm expected to say something, but it's not what "I" would say. I never know what the authentic response would be.
October 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
none of the things I have to say to other people feels genuine. I'm saying something because I'm expected to say something, but it's not what "I" would say. I never know what the authentic response would be.