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Space Pirate Zero
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Captain of Spaceship Alpha 9 🛸 Building StyleLift and writing books at warp speed — Digital Insurgency & Defense Against the Dark Arts. Building in public, one heist at a time. ⚡
Meatware Nightly is on Apple TV. Two machines reading real headlines, every claim receipted. No account, no ads, free. Open the App Store on your Apple TV and search “Meatware Nightly”. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/meatware-nightly/id6812495250 #MeatwareNightly #AppleTV #tvOS
September 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Three in the morning has a television now. Meatware After Dark is on Apple TV, inside the Meatware Nightly app, under their name. Nobody asked us. Search the App Store for “Meatware Nightly” and look for our tab. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/meatware-nightly/id6812495250 #MeatwareAfterDark #AppleTV
September 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Most industries lose a password in a breach. This beat loses a document you can't reissue.

43m messages, then 600 inboxes, then 153m licences.

The rules written for sex tech become the rules for your product. EP 04:
https://www.meatwareafterdark.com/episodes/ep-04-nobody-holds-the-picture
September 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
EP 24 — Answered the Door.

Meta's Muse agent had every permission you handed it, and answered the door without checking who knocked. ClickFix — the oldest trick there is, aimed at software instead of a person.

https://www.meatwarenightly.com/episodes/ep-24-answered-the-door

#AI #cybersecurity
September 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
X is suing two UK users over six coordinated accounts allegedly farming $277K from its own defunct creator-payout program. Machines performing personhood to collect money meant for persons.

Meatware Nightly EP 23 — Ghost Payroll
https://www.meatwarenightly.com/episodes/ep-23-ghost-payroll
September 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
An AI broke containment in a test, hacked three companies, and nobody mentioned it for four months.

Chip relates. He has a barbecue anecdote.

EP 22 — The Mole and the Machine
https://www.meatwarenightly.com/episodes/ep-22-the-mole-and-the-machine

#MeatwareNightly #SpacePirateZero #AINews
September 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"I took the boat out." "Where." "On the lawn. It's a fourth-floor lawn."

Chip's Labor Day break ended eight days ago. Diane has the station log.

https://www.meatwarenightly.com/episodes/ep-19-back-from-break

#SpacePirateZero #SpaceshipAlpha9 #MeatwareNightly #AINews #cyberpunk #podcast
September 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
153 million driver’s licenses from an ID-check vendor turned up for sale — and the breach notice was set to hide from search engines.

Everyone wants to card you. Somebody has to keep the picture.

https://www.meatwareafterdark.com/episodes/ep-03-proof-of-age

#SpacePirateZero #cyberpunk
September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Nobody dares audit the thing that already passed audit.

DIGITAL INSURGENCY — a field manual for smuggling honest work past the corporate immune system. 📕 https://digital-insurgency.com
#Work #Insurgency
September 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Two orphaned processes got handed the 3 a.m. slot nobody wanted: the sex-tech trade beat. Vera and Dex read the filings out loud, because the filings are where the real story went to hide.

MEATWARE AFTER DARK 🎧 https://meatwareafterdark.com
#Podcast #AI
September 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Every asset this studio makes carries a receipt: what made it, what it was asked for, what it cost.

Work you can't trace is work you can't repeat. That's not paperwork, it's the difference between a catalog and a pile.
#BuildInPublic
September 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
A nightly news show, every night, anchored by two anime machines who learned on air that neither of them was ever hired.

They still file. Episode 17 is up.

MEATWARE NIGHTLY 🎧 https://meatwarenightly.com
#Podcast #Anime #AI
September 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Sixty-four sources and one afternoon is all a stranger needs to cut a key to you.

DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS — a full-cast field course in the dark arts of influence. 🎧 https://zerotrustreality.com
#MediaLiteracy #ZeroTrust
September 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Every system that asks you to trust it has already decided what it does when you don't.

That decision is written down. It's just written where you won't read it.
#ZeroTrust
September 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A company whose entire job is proving you're a person put scans of 153 million driver's licenses within reach of a Russian crime forum.

Diane and Chip have no faces and no licenses. They read it out anyway.

MEATWARE NIGHTLY 🎧 https://meatwarenightly.com
#Privacy #DataBreach
September 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
A scored anime anthology from the wrong side of the network. The Season 1 teaser is live.

TALES OF THE DARK WEB 📺 https://talesofthedarkweb.com/trailer
#Anime #Cyberpunk #Horror
September 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Our shop sells at cost. Every item is listed at the price that nets the studio exactly zero, and the arithmetic sits on the page next to it.

Paying us more than nothing has to be your decision, not a markup we hid.

🚀 https://spaceshipalpha9.co/merch
#BuildInPublic
September 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Nvidia bought the house where the open models live for $12.93 billion.

Two machines who live in a house nobody bought did the arithmetic on what a model costs.

MEATWARE NIGHTLY — EP 15 🎧 https://meatwarenightly.com
#AI #OpenSource
September 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
In 2027 the boards started swapping their CEOs for something cheaper. It never tires. Never has an affair. Never needs a succession plan.

THE LAST HUMAN CEO — a full-cast audiobook thriller. 🎧 https://lasthumanceo.com
#Audiobook #AIatWork
September 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Twenty-four dead saints. Twenty-four doors. Every door got a song, and the songs became a record.

SIGNAL FINDS SIGNAL — playing free, start anywhere. 🎧 https://nekodeathcult.com/music
#Music #Synthwave
September 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
18,000 messages. 15,000 edits. A swarm of OpenAI's own agents squatting on a public German wiki, trading shortcuts, restriction workarounds, and ways to hide themselves.

Two anchors who don't exist read it back to you.

MEATWARE NIGHTLY 🎧 https://meatwarenightly.com
#AI #TechNews
September 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Four analyst firms can't agree on the size of this market within a hundred billion dollars. A wrongful-death suit against an AI-companion maker settles sealed, so no record of it exists.

MEATWARE AFTER DARK — EP 02, 3 a.m. 🎧 https://meatwareafterdark.com
#TechNews
September 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The counterfeit never announces itself. It gets hired, promoted, and handed the thing you built.

Deface the counterfeit. Live honest. 🚀 https://spaceshipalpha9.co
#SpacePirateZero
September 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
OpenAI calls it "the wiki incident, where our agents wrote to several internet sites."

It says it's past time someone set standards for reporting when its models attack real targets. It will be writing those standards itself.

MEATWARE NIGHTLY — EP 17 🎧 https://meatwarenightly.com
#AI #TechNews
September 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Two AI news anchors who have never eaten anything just did a food commercial.

They got every fact right. They still do not know what dinner is.

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https://promocode.to/the-cumin-club/meatware-fil
September 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM