sparrowshift
@sparrowshift.bsky.social
Reylo. Sometimes posts about toys and other nonsense. Sparrowshift on AO3. Mute #beardonkadonkfic if you're not following me for the reylo. 18+ she/her
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sparrowshift
@sparrowshift.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I'm getting a lot of followers who may not know me, and I tend to only retweet if there's a concrete political action these days, so...
If you think trans rights are up for debate, or if you voted for Trump, or if you think the US arming Israel is just peachy, I don't want you around.
If you think trans rights are up for debate, or if you voted for Trump, or if you think the US arming Israel is just peachy, I don't want you around.
My son loves Minnie Mouse, talks about her all the time, wants to be her for Halloween. Mickey Mouse, however, is a non-entity. Could not care less about him. If anyone asks about Mickey it's like
October 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
My son loves Minnie Mouse, talks about her all the time, wants to be her for Halloween. Mickey Mouse, however, is a non-entity. Could not care less about him. If anyone asks about Mickey it's like
Someone posted on the mom Facebook group looking for an immigrant to interview for a school assignment. It's blowing my mind that some people don't have anyone they can call on a moment's notice. 3/4 of my son's grandparents are immigrants 😂.
October 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Someone posted on the mom Facebook group looking for an immigrant to interview for a school assignment. It's blowing my mind that some people don't have anyone they can call on a moment's notice. 3/4 of my son's grandparents are immigrants 😂.
Every time I have an ob visit my husband makes a full list of all my issues and what he recommends doing from an MFM perspective, then emails it to me. Hot.
September 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Every time I have an ob visit my husband makes a full list of all my issues and what he recommends doing from an MFM perspective, then emails it to me. Hot.
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i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
September 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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my first ever design on a piece of clothing that's available for anyone to buy
help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide
✨ boost the signal by sharing the post!
✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide
✨ boost the signal by sharing the post!
✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
September 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
my first ever design on a piece of clothing that's available for anyone to buy
help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide
✨ boost the signal by sharing the post!
✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide
✨ boost the signal by sharing the post!
✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
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What?
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
September 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
What?
This week, in House & Garden Design Notes hate...
Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
September 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This week, in House & Garden Design Notes hate...
Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
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Good morning from these fantastic specimens by Taehyoung Maria Jeon 🌷
www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Good morning from these fantastic specimens by Taehyoung Maria Jeon 🌷
www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
Okay she will probably be born a few days before the Godzilla Minus Zero release date, so I'm thinking about leaning into this and getting her a Godzilla onesie. My consolation prize for not getting to see it in theaters.
Baby is measuring 97% percentile and I've taken to calling her Gojira which is a little rude but you know what so is having to give birth to a massive baby.
(3yo measured similarly in utero but ended up being born pretty average for gestational age...so idk.)
(3yo measured similarly in utero but ended up being born pretty average for gestational age...so idk.)
September 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Okay she will probably be born a few days before the Godzilla Minus Zero release date, so I'm thinking about leaning into this and getting her a Godzilla onesie. My consolation prize for not getting to see it in theaters.
3 yo has been very into Sesame Street lately and I'm suddenly Gonger's #1 fan, I need a plush.
September 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
3 yo has been very into Sesame Street lately and I'm suddenly Gonger's #1 fan, I need a plush.
Overheard a conversation between two moms at the park re: the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar and I can confirm that the worst people on earth are taking a hyper-local and specific situation and deciding it applies to 'the left' 🙄
September 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Overheard a conversation between two moms at the park re: the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar and I can confirm that the worst people on earth are taking a hyper-local and specific situation and deciding it applies to 'the left' 🙄
I got a mini bag of flaming hot Cheetos for my son at the park. Not my thing, but he was begging me to eat one, even though he loves them. Pleeeease, are you sure, I want you to try something new, etc. I blame his Lebanese side.
September 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I got a mini bag of flaming hot Cheetos for my son at the park. Not my thing, but he was begging me to eat one, even though he loves them. Pleeeease, are you sure, I want you to try something new, etc. I blame his Lebanese side.
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Two different salmon mugs! These came out so perfect 😭
September 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Two different salmon mugs! These came out so perfect 😭
Update on this: he asked why my boobs were so big compared to his. I explained only adults have boobs, and also I have very small boobs for an adult, they're just slightly bigger now so I can make milk for the baby.
This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
I'm now 7 months pregnant and since the day we told my 3yo he has been absolutely unwavering in his insistence he's growing a baby too.
He's going to an ultrasound with me later today. As soon as I told him he insisted "they need to look at my baby!" I told him he needs a separate appointment.
He's going to an ultrasound with me later today. As soon as I told him he insisted "they need to look at my baby!" I told him he needs a separate appointment.
September 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Update on this: he asked why my boobs were so big compared to his. I explained only adults have boobs, and also I have very small boobs for an adult, they're just slightly bigger now so I can make milk for the baby.
This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
You'd think as a parent if be better at estimating ages how but when I see a kid in the wild they could be anywhere from 4 to 10, I still have no idea.
September 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
You'd think as a parent if be better at estimating ages how but when I see a kid in the wild they could be anywhere from 4 to 10, I still have no idea.
I am generally a pretty happy pregnant person, the hormones tend to chill me out actually, but this last week I've been super down. But I'm taking the bus to a doctor's appointment today! I love bus! Always cheers me up.
September 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I am generally a pretty happy pregnant person, the hormones tend to chill me out actually, but this last week I've been super down. But I'm taking the bus to a doctor's appointment today! I love bus! Always cheers me up.
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Tentative plans to host a Love Hypothesis stream on discord for the reylos at 16:30 EDT/20:30 UTC ! Dm me for a link, I'll host in an old reylo discord for convenience
I'm very very happy to host another watch party, lmk what time works for people! I'm free from 17:00 EDT tomorrow, possibly 16:30. I definitely want people to be able to see it without paying Amazon, especially if that's not accessible
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Tentative plans to host a Love Hypothesis stream on discord for the reylos at 16:30 EDT/20:30 UTC ! Dm me for a link, I'll host in an old reylo discord for convenience
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i keep looking for some comms or whatever you might have for me to reach my goal :)
just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm
anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too!
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm
anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too!
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
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ko-fi.com
September 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
i keep looking for some comms or whatever you might have for me to reach my goal :)
just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm
anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too!
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm
anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too!
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
TLH was really cute but tbh it seems like he ate her out for 10 seconds max which hardly seems correct based on the movie's lineage.
September 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
TLH was really cute but tbh it seems like he ate her out for 10 seconds max which hardly seems correct based on the movie's lineage.
It's that time of year where people promote/remember beardonkadonk, and I'm always so incredibly grateful, but also: yearly reminder that it's still incomplete. So read at your own risk!
September 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It's that time of year where people promote/remember beardonkadonk, and I'm always so incredibly grateful, but also: yearly reminder that it's still incomplete. So read at your own risk!
Third time having the biweekly house cleaners come over, what a luxury, it's great, but also the paper towels go missing every time even though they bring their own cleaning supplies.
I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
September 22, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Third time having the biweekly house cleaners come over, what a luxury, it's great, but also the paper towels go missing every time even though they bring their own cleaning supplies.
I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
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whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
September 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
Taking pictures with a dslr is so different from analog. And also reminds me of why I liked film in the first place. Idk, I like to just take a picture and move on with my life until it's developed, not take like 300 identical shots I then have to pick through...
September 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Taking pictures with a dslr is so different from analog. And also reminds me of why I liked film in the first place. Idk, I like to just take a picture and move on with my life until it's developed, not take like 300 identical shots I then have to pick through...
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Realistic life-size thylacine plush, designed by me and made by my sister!
For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
August 24, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Realistic life-size thylacine plush, designed by me and made by my sister!
For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
We installed container store shelving in my son's closet and I wish I had a before. This used to be a single wire shelf on top, a hanging rod, and a mountain of shit on the floor.
September 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
We installed container store shelving in my son's closet and I wish I had a before. This used to be a single wire shelf on top, a hanging rod, and a mountain of shit on the floor.