Speed Bump
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Speed Bump
@speedbumpdotorg.bsky.social
· May 23
Reposting my cretin because information was outdated and I'm pansexual now yippeeeeee
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One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
What the actual fuck! Tim Curry passed away too?! 😭 I'm so heartbroken right now. Rest in peace. They need to stop taking away all the legends
August 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
What the actual fuck! Tim Curry passed away too?! 😭 I'm so heartbroken right now. Rest in peace. They need to stop taking away all the legends
Rest in peace Dolly Parton. Actual legend and a great example of a person.
August 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Rest in peace Dolly Parton. Actual legend and a great example of a person.
Something went wrong along the way
August 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Something went wrong along the way
Went to go buy the SpongeBob movie. Came home with Crank 😔
August 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Went to go buy the SpongeBob movie. Came home with Crank 😔
People be playing dungeons and dragons. I'm playing homosexuals and hemorrhoids
August 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
People be playing dungeons and dragons. I'm playing homosexuals and hemorrhoids
Magic the Gathering deck that just gives you blue balls send message
August 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Magic the Gathering deck that just gives you blue balls send message
It's not easy being the harvester of ball stink 😭
August 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's not easy being the harvester of ball stink 😭
The most depressing part of it all is people want a million dollars just to pay off their student loans and afford a house
August 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The most depressing part of it all is people want a million dollars just to pay off their student loans and afford a house
To the people who don't mind the idea of PlayStation going digital only. My Switch 2's battery is fucked due to God knows what and there is a really good chance I'm loosing all of my digital content.
If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company
If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company
August 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
To the people who don't mind the idea of PlayStation going digital only. My Switch 2's battery is fucked due to God knows what and there is a really good chance I'm loosing all of my digital content.
If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company
If this can happen to me this can definitely happen to you too. No matter the company
Coming home to my Switch 2 being broken has to be one of the most nasty personal things that could happen to me this fucked up year. I genuinely want this all to be done
August 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Coming home to my Switch 2 being broken has to be one of the most nasty personal things that could happen to me this fucked up year. I genuinely want this all to be done
I think a mouth full of hot dogs would set me down the right path today
August 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I think a mouth full of hot dogs would set me down the right path today
Hey gang. My Guilty Gear friend has decided to make like my dad and abandon me to make a new family somewhere else so I'm looking to fill this position. Hit me up if you want easy wins against an ass Happy Chaos player.
July 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hey gang. My Guilty Gear friend has decided to make like my dad and abandon me to make a new family somewhere else so I'm looking to fill this position. Hit me up if you want easy wins against an ass Happy Chaos player.
Hey uuuuugh Speed Bump from Bluesky. com here. I don't think these are supposed to be here yet
July 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Hey uuuuugh Speed Bump from Bluesky. com here. I don't think these are supposed to be here yet
I need to stop crying being so sentimental right now. I need to put on Limp Bizkit and put my dick in an ant hill like a real man
July 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I need to stop crying being so sentimental right now. I need to put on Limp Bizkit and put my dick in an ant hill like a real man
Go play Neo TWEWY this game does not get the love it deserves
I'll be shameless here in light of today's news from Sony.
If you love physical games, VGP is genuinely a great retailer. It's been an honor to be affiliated with them.
If you collect physical consider my link! Attached some recommended games on sale rn
All sales videogamesplus.ca/chq3og
If you love physical games, VGP is genuinely a great retailer. It's been an honor to be affiliated with them.
If you collect physical consider my link! Attached some recommended games on sale rn
All sales videogamesplus.ca/chq3og
July 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Go play Neo TWEWY this game does not get the love it deserves
You know that feeling when you screwed up bad? I wish i did things much differently
July 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
You know that feeling when you screwed up bad? I wish i did things much differently
I'm tired of talking freaky and "favors" for snacks. I need someone in my life who will play Hydro Thunder on the ps1 with me and share a Little Caesars pep and crazy combo
July 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm tired of talking freaky and "favors" for snacks. I need someone in my life who will play Hydro Thunder on the ps1 with me and share a Little Caesars pep and crazy combo
Brave of you to talk to me like that, lookin like you're walking around with an ass full of turds
June 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Brave of you to talk to me like that, lookin like you're walking around with an ass full of turds
I think it's really funny people think people from back in the day were these incredibly tough beings. Like dog, you could wake up, lose chance time, and shit yourself to death because we didn't have the medicine at that point
June 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I think it's really funny people think people from back in the day were these incredibly tough beings. Like dog, you could wake up, lose chance time, and shit yourself to death because we didn't have the medicine at that point
It's a good thing I'm not rich. I would have a fucked up peewees playhouse room. Like a room full of colorful and whimsical objects to the point it somehow pisses you off
June 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It's a good thing I'm not rich. I would have a fucked up peewees playhouse room. Like a room full of colorful and whimsical objects to the point it somehow pisses you off
Yes. I love being woken up to bum fucks from outer space banging on my door asking if I have a light and nothing more.
Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts
Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.
Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts
Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.
June 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Yes. I love being woken up to bum fucks from outer space banging on my door asking if I have a light and nothing more.
Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts
Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.
Definitely doesn't make me want to turn their house a canvas covered in blood and body parts
Gang. If you are cursed of brain cell. Please never do this.
I need to be compensated in an incredibly large amount of meatballs to make up for the awful pain this year has caused me
June 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I need to be compensated in an incredibly large amount of meatballs to make up for the awful pain this year has caused me
Pluto condom figure has hit my vision today so I'm torturing you too
June 20, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Pluto condom figure has hit my vision today so I'm torturing you too