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Spike Chilton
@spikeinthebox.bsky.social
Iz in ur feedz, skeetin ur muther.

~Unrealizing dreams and witnessing injustices since 1972~
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Remember how incredulous we all were when we found out that Hello Kitty is actually a girl dressed as a kitty? Much simpler times.
RIP Sass. 😞
Sass Jordan - You Don't Have To Remind Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
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October 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Is it me, or is Mike Babcock starting to look like Mickey Rourke’s character in Sin City?
October 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Been thinking about this edition of the Sonics lately. This song is a great time capsule about one of the greatest teams in any sport to never win it all.

Let’s hope we see hoops in Climate Pledge Arena sooner rather than later. It’s been too long.

Thanks for the reminder, @paulhewson.bsky.social!
September 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you’re going to espouse hate, you should have to show your face so we know whose ass to kick back into the dark ages, where your faulty ideologies came from.
September 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
My dog is currently making me wait to walk him while he licks his willie to completion. I am living in a real-life version of Fritz the Cat.
September 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
NDP’s gonna lose that election. #bcpoli
September 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If it was between Ella Langley and Texas, I’d be choosing Texas, too.
September 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Big congratulations to the @vancanadians.bsky.social on winning their sixth Northwest League Championship in nail-biting fashion, from going from worst-to-first, to a late-come-from -behind extra-innings victory in the decider! This championship is sweet after the C’s missed the playoffs last year!
Vancouver Canadians win Northwest League title, going from worst to first in just a few weeks
The Toronto Blue Jays farm club, who finished last in the first half, beat Eugene 9-8 in 12 innings Friday to sweep the best-of-five finale
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September 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nicolas Cage’s life IS a Nicolas Cage movie.
September 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
What if they held an AI outage and nobody showed up? A, I coulda told ya that would happen!
September 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
We will not be watching your crappy new Ryan Reynolds thing, Apple TV. Take a bite out of that.
September 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Origin-era Weezer helped establish Alternative Rock as a viable genre. Present day Weezer is why nobody likes rock music any more.
August 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The name of it is now Lake America, as in: ‘Donald Trump went for a swim in Lake America with concrete shoes on’.
August 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The NFL has decided to do away with the CTE Bowl game. It’s a no-brainer.
August 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
How can Portlandians tell when goats board their buses? They can’t.
It’s getting ba-a-a-a-ad!
August 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Professional soccer has far too many pointless side quests.
August 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I apologize if there’s pretzel bits in the bed. It’s a twisted story.
August 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The eventual U.S. citizen uprise will actually be over AI data centres, not Trump. Too bad neither is happening any time soon.
August 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The car you spent too much for is ugly.
August 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Taco Bell makes it too damn easy.
July 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
‘England plays for third place’ has happened so often it’s becoming a sports cliché. Poor buggahs!
July 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Ken Sim needs to be placed in involuntary care because evidently he can’t seem to care for himself.
July 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I guess Chris Ilitch decided he’d seen enough of Yzerplan.
July 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Danielle Smith in a cowboy hat pretty much sums up how it’s going in Alberta these days.
July 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Takes scum to know scum.
July 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM