Spike Spiegel
@spikespacecowboy.bsky.social
Bounty Hunter, a member of the Bebop crew, hates pets, kids and women with attitude that are neatly gathered in my ship. Heart belongs to Julia. #CowBoyBebopRP #AnimeRP #MDNI
“You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Spiegel 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”
October 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
“You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Spiegel 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”
“Spike and his writer wanna ask all of you right now, do you want to see Spike and his writers go to X and never to be seen on BlueSky again?” Hearing the X fans chanting, “Oh go home and smoke some more crack!”
September 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
“Spike and his writer wanna ask all of you right now, do you want to see Spike and his writers go to X and never to be seen on BlueSky again?” Hearing the X fans chanting, “Oh go home and smoke some more crack!”
(( Wow… people are deleting Bsky and jumping back to X…. Have fun with those toxic, incel, needy, hateful RPers wished you all in your best future and endeavours!)) 
September 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
(( Wow… people are deleting Bsky and jumping back to X…. Have fun with those toxic, incel, needy, hateful RPers wished you all in your best future and endeavours!)) 
(( I wanna give out the good news about X it was broken incredibly record, congratulations…. For the largest gathering of meth head, crack addicts, and trailer park trash that Spike’s writer he’s ever seen!!!)) 
September 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
(( I wanna give out the good news about X it was broken incredibly record, congratulations…. For the largest gathering of meth head, crack addicts, and trailer park trash that Spike’s writer he’s ever seen!!!)) 
(( Oh no! The Musk Crybabies are Tweeting me at the distance saying to me; “Stop making fun of X! Stop making fun of X! Stop making fun of X! X is good! So stop making fun of X!” Oh shut your mouth right now! You’re all a bunch of lowlife toxic crybaby bitches! So go home and do some more crack!))
The Rock 2024 Promo: 'CRYBABIES'
ALT: The Rock 2024 Promo: 'CRYBABIES'
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September 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
(( Oh no! The Musk Crybabies are Tweeting me at the distance saying to me; “Stop making fun of X! Stop making fun of X! Stop making fun of X! X is good! So stop making fun of X!” Oh shut your mouth right now! You’re all a bunch of lowlife toxic crybaby bitches! So go home and do some more crack!))
(( So RPers are using ChatGPT for RPing for replies? Touch some fucking grass.))
September 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
(( So RPers are using ChatGPT for RPing for replies? Touch some fucking grass.))
“I will dive into
The fire
Spilling the blood of
My desire
The very last time
My name
Scorched into
The sky.”
The fire
Spilling the blood of
My desire
The very last time
My name
Scorched into
The sky.”
September 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
“I will dive into
The fire
Spilling the blood of
My desire
The very last time
My name
Scorched into
The sky.”
The fire
Spilling the blood of
My desire
The very last time
My name
Scorched into
The sky.”
“I devoted myself to bounty hunting and bounty hunting accessories.”
September 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
“I devoted myself to bounty hunting and bounty hunting accessories.”
(( Okay I don’t know why people on X are bashing on BSky calling it a “Furry App” which was total bullshit… it’s a app to get away from all the toxic shit that X put out. Don’t be naive of some right wing bullshit article ever. By the way FUCK X.))
September 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
(( Okay I don’t know why people on X are bashing on BSky calling it a “Furry App” which was total bullshit… it’s a app to get away from all the toxic shit that X put out. Don’t be naive of some right wing bullshit article ever. By the way FUCK X.))
(( Sami Zayn is the WWE champion again? 🤦🏿♂️ I’m done.))
September 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
(( Sami Zayn is the WWE champion again? 🤦🏿♂️ I’m done.))
“Your butt is mine, gon' tell you right,
Just show your face in broad daylight,
I'm tellin' you on who I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill.”
Just show your face in broad daylight,
I'm tellin' you on who I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill.”
September 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“Your butt is mine, gon' tell you right,
Just show your face in broad daylight,
I'm tellin' you on who I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill.”
Just show your face in broad daylight,
I'm tellin' you on who I feel,
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill.”
(( Dear God, you can have Trump, Kayne West, and all the Kardashians if you give us Tim Curry back.))
August 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
(( Dear God, you can have Trump, Kayne West, and all the Kardashians if you give us Tim Curry back.))
(( RIP Tim Curry.))
August 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
(( RIP Tim Curry.))
“We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield”
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield”
August 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
“We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield”
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield”
(( The 40 Year Old Virgin movie has not aged well… I re-watched recently and the humour was so out-of-date.))
August 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
(( The 40 Year Old Virgin movie has not aged well… I re-watched recently and the humour was so out-of-date.))
“Elon Musk, you are cursed!”
August 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“Elon Musk, you are cursed!”
(( Good god, Paul and Steph get your daughter some singing lessons!))
August 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
(( Good god, Paul and Steph get your daughter some singing lessons!))
(( Lesnar finally did something right this time, Oba Femi is going to make great World Champ one day.))
August 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
(( Lesnar finally did something right this time, Oba Femi is going to make great World Champ one day.))
“I need human monies.”
July 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“I need human monies.”
(( X RPers! YOU ARE CURSED!!!!!!))
Danhausen Wwe
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July 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
(( X RPers! YOU ARE CURSED!!!!!!))
(( Because RPers on X are CURSED and I CURSE on them because they are very evil.))
July 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
(( Because RPers on X are CURSED and I CURSE on them because they are very evil.))
“Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell”
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell”
July 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
“Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell”
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell”
(( If there’s one thing I can’t stand in RP is people staying in character and being like a method actor…))
July 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
(( If there’s one thing I can’t stand in RP is people staying in character and being like a method actor…))