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PSA: @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social used to have quotes from one Spinal Tap film.
It now has quotes from two Spinal Tap films.
We hope this puts an end to the speculation.
It now has quotes from two Spinal Tap films.
We hope this puts an end to the speculation.
DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn't know that, yeah.
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn't know that, yeah.
♪ The wind has a name in the desert, sirocco ♪
♪ But it's barely known ♪
♪ But it's barely known ♪
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
♪ The wind has a name in the desert, sirocco ♪
♪ But it's barely known ♪
♪ But it's barely known ♪
DAVID: A messenger...
NIGEL: Yeah, I bumped into Ian, and...
DAVID: Ian...Ian?...oh, the other dead man, yeah.
NIGEL: Yeah, I bumped into Ian, and...
DAVID: Ian...Ian?...oh, the other dead man, yeah.
September 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
DAVID: A messenger...
NIGEL: Yeah, I bumped into Ian, and...
DAVID: Ian...Ian?...oh, the other dead man, yeah.
NIGEL: Yeah, I bumped into Ian, and...
DAVID: Ian...Ian?...oh, the other dead man, yeah.
MARTY: Let's talk about your music today...uh...one thing that puzzles me ...um...is the make up of your audience
seems to be ...uh... predominately young boys.
DAVID: Well it's a sexual thing, really isn't it?
seems to be ...uh... predominately young boys.
DAVID: Well it's a sexual thing, really isn't it?
September 25, 2026 at 11:00 AM
MARTY: Let's talk about your music today...uh...one thing that puzzles me ...um...is the make up of your audience
seems to be ...uh... predominately young boys.
DAVID: Well it's a sexual thing, really isn't it?
seems to be ...uh... predominately young boys.
DAVID: Well it's a sexual thing, really isn't it?
IAN: Really, I don't want it to affect your performance.
NIGEL: It's not gonna affect my performance, don't worry about it, alright, just hate it, it's really...
NIGEL: It's not gonna affect my performance, don't worry about it, alright, just hate it, it's really...
September 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
IAN: Really, I don't want it to affect your performance.
NIGEL: It's not gonna affect my performance, don't worry about it, alright, just hate it, it's really...
NIGEL: It's not gonna affect my performance, don't worry about it, alright, just hate it, it's really...
<Reception, New York>
IAN: Here we go...Soho they call this place...
BOBBI: Oh, it's the band!
DAVID: 'So' what?
IAN: Soho.
IAN: Here we go...Soho they call this place...
BOBBI: Oh, it's the band!
DAVID: 'So' what?
IAN: Soho.
September 25, 2026 at 9:00 AM
<Reception, New York>
IAN: Here we go...Soho they call this place...
BOBBI: Oh, it's the band!
DAVID: 'So' what?
IAN: Soho.
IAN: Here we go...Soho they call this place...
BOBBI: Oh, it's the band!
DAVID: 'So' what?
IAN: Soho.
BOBBI: (To Nigel) You don't talk so much - just smile and look smart.
DAVID: Oh, she knows...
DAVID: Oh, she knows...
September 25, 2026 at 8:48 AM
BOBBI: (To Nigel) You don't talk so much - just smile and look smart.
DAVID: Oh, she knows...
DAVID: Oh, she knows...
JEANINE: David's a lion.
September 25, 2026 at 8:00 AM
JEANINE: David's a lion.
'DAVID: Can you play...excuse me, Viv, can you play a bassline, uh, like Nigel used to do on "Big Bottom", can you
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 AM
'DAVID: Can you play...excuse me, Viv, can you play a bassline, uh, like Nigel used to do on "Big Bottom", can you
DAVID: So you're just going to take care of it like that. You're going to find someone to design it...using that as a
plan?
IAN: Let's try. Let's try.
plan?
IAN: Let's try. Let's try.
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
DAVID: So you're just going to take care of it like that. You're going to find someone to design it...using that as a
plan?
IAN: Let's try. Let's try.
plan?
IAN: Let's try. Let's try.
DEREK: Probably work with children.
September 25, 2026 at 5:00 AM
DEREK: Probably work with children.
it's...I don't...you've a fucking... nerve that you display in com...
NIGEL: No that's it's I'm just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it's time to go in, we don't have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
NIGEL: No that's it's I'm just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it's time to go in, we don't have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
September 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
it's...I don't...you've a fucking... nerve that you display in com...
NIGEL: No that's it's I'm just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it's time to go in, we don't have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
NIGEL: No that's it's I'm just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it's time to go in, we don't have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
ARTIE: We did massive, we saturated, we over saturated. That's what it is, It's me, I did it, I fucked up, I fucked up
the timing, that's all, I fucked up the timing, I've got no timing, I've got no timing, I've got NO timing. You
know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
the timing, that's all, I fucked up the timing, I've got no timing, I've got no timing, I've got NO timing. You
know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
September 25, 2026 at 3:00 AM
ARTIE: We did massive, we saturated, we over saturated. That's what it is, It's me, I did it, I fucked up, I fucked up
the timing, that's all, I fucked up the timing, I've got no timing, I've got no timing, I've got NO timing. You
know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
the timing, that's all, I fucked up the timing, I've got no timing, I've got no timing, I've got NO timing. You
know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
♪ Yeah, I'm living in a hell hole Don't want to stay in this hell hole ♪
♪ Don't want to die in this hell hole ♪
♪ Girl, get me out of this hell hole ♪
♪ Don't want to die in this hell hole ♪
♪ Girl, get me out of this hell hole ♪
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
♪ Yeah, I'm living in a hell hole Don't want to stay in this hell hole ♪
♪ Don't want to die in this hell hole ♪
♪ Girl, get me out of this hell hole ♪
♪ Don't want to die in this hell hole ♪
♪ Girl, get me out of this hell hole ♪
DEREK: A jog?
JANITOR: ...jog to the left...
DAVID: A jog?
JANITOR: ...jog to the left...
DAVID: A jog?
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
DEREK: A jog?
JANITOR: ...jog to the left...
DAVID: A jog?
JANITOR: ...jog to the left...
DAVID: A jog?
♪ Scratching in your henhouse, Sniffing at your feedbag, Slipping out your back door, Leaving my spray ♪
September 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
♪ Scratching in your henhouse, Sniffing at your feedbag, Slipping out your back door, Leaving my spray ♪
DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.
September 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
DAVID: He died. He, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.
NIGEL: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it
unsolved, really...you know.
♪ The crowing of the cock ♪
♪ The running of the foal ♪
♪ The running of the foal ♪
September 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
♪ The crowing of the cock ♪
♪ The running of the foal ♪
♪ The running of the foal ♪
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
September 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
...if the
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean?
REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it's amazing you know...
looked this good and from the stage too it's amazing you know...
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
REPORTER: You guys look great. I mean you look fantastic. You would never know that you are almost 40. I mean if I
looked this good and from the stage too it's amazing you know...
looked this good and from the stage too it's amazing you know...
we say "love your brother", we don't say it, really, but..
NIGEL: We don't literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don't say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
DAVID: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
NIGEL: We don't literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don't say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
DAVID: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
September 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
we say "love your brother", we don't say it, really, but..
NIGEL: We don't literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don't say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
DAVID: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
NIGEL: We don't literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don't say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
DAVID: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
♪ The sugar plums are rancid ♪
♪ And the stockings are in flames ♪
♪ (Christmas with the Devil) ♪
♪ And the stockings are in flames ♪
♪ (Christmas with the Devil) ♪
September 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
♪ The sugar plums are rancid ♪
♪ And the stockings are in flames ♪
♪ (Christmas with the Devil) ♪
♪ And the stockings are in flames ♪
♪ (Christmas with the Devil) ♪
DEREK: You know, we've grown musically... I mean, listen to some of the rubbish we did early on, it was stupid...
September 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
DEREK: You know, we've grown musically... I mean, listen to some of the rubbish we did early on, it was stupid...
BOBBI: How are you? Ian! Hi fellas, how you doing... Come over here. I want you to meet everybody.
DEREK: Who is that?
DEREK: Who is that?
September 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
BOBBI: How are you? Ian! Hi fellas, how you doing... Come over here. I want you to meet everybody.
DEREK: Who is that?
DEREK: Who is that?
(pause)
NIGEL: These go to eleven.
NIGEL: These go to eleven.
September 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
(pause)
NIGEL: These go to eleven.
NIGEL: These go to eleven.