Splendiferous Finch
@splendiferousfinch.bsky.social
I'm here because everything else is owned by the Oligarchs
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Benefits of being a Manchester United supporter:
Money: Gone.
Girls: Gone.
Fame: Gone.
Premier League status: Currently under review. 💀
Money: Gone.
Girls: Gone.
Fame: Gone.
Premier League status: Currently under review. 💀
October 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Benefits of being a Manchester United supporter:
Money: Gone.
Girls: Gone.
Fame: Gone.
Premier League status: Currently under review. 💀
Money: Gone.
Girls: Gone.
Fame: Gone.
Premier League status: Currently under review. 💀
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Since Bluesky ruined my spooky week with a 3 day timeout, here you go.
October 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Since Bluesky ruined my spooky week with a 3 day timeout, here you go.
@meidastouch.com are you guys aware that Google Play Books are selling impostor versions of your new book?
October 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@meidastouch.com are you guys aware that Google Play Books are selling impostor versions of your new book?
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Vinnie Jones posted this photo of him and Patrick Stewart recreating the Paul Gascoigne photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand. ❤️
October 30, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Vinnie Jones posted this photo of him and Patrick Stewart recreating the Paul Gascoigne photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand. ❤️
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NEW: A woman featured in a Republican attack ad accusing a Democrat of being “dangerous” for children actually PLEADED GUILTY TO CHILD ENDANGERMENT after driving drunk with her own kids in the car, per the Washington Post.
October 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
NEW: A woman featured in a Republican attack ad accusing a Democrat of being “dangerous” for children actually PLEADED GUILTY TO CHILD ENDANGERMENT after driving drunk with her own kids in the car, per the Washington Post.
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Donald Trump is amazing. My grocery cart used to hold $100 worth of food, and now it holds $250 worth of food. I don't know how he does it, but the man is a genius.
October 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Donald Trump is amazing. My grocery cart used to hold $100 worth of food, and now it holds $250 worth of food. I don't know how he does it, but the man is a genius.
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"Dear Diary,
There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
October 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
"Dear Diary,
There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
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Lauren Boebert Allegations
September 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Lauren Boebert Allegations
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The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes.
September 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes.
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I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy.
September 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy.
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September 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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When I became a dad, it changed the way I see the world.
We need new people thinking about the future now. Lower costs. Better healthcare. Jobs. A Michigan our kids deserve. More time with each other.
I’m Abdul El-Sayed, dad, and I approve this message.
We need new people thinking about the future now. Lower costs. Better healthcare. Jobs. A Michigan our kids deserve. More time with each other.
I’m Abdul El-Sayed, dad, and I approve this message.
September 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
When I became a dad, it changed the way I see the world.
We need new people thinking about the future now. Lower costs. Better healthcare. Jobs. A Michigan our kids deserve. More time with each other.
I’m Abdul El-Sayed, dad, and I approve this message.
We need new people thinking about the future now. Lower costs. Better healthcare. Jobs. A Michigan our kids deserve. More time with each other.
I’m Abdul El-Sayed, dad, and I approve this message.
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It’s time to stop the Spex Offenders.
Nobody should be secretly filmed through smart glasses and have it shared with millions online.
Liberal Democrats are demanding stronger safeguards, including a ban on convicted sex offenders being able to purchase them.
Nobody should be secretly filmed through smart glasses and have it shared with millions online.
Liberal Democrats are demanding stronger safeguards, including a ban on convicted sex offenders being able to purchase them.
September 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It’s time to stop the Spex Offenders.
Nobody should be secretly filmed through smart glasses and have it shared with millions online.
Liberal Democrats are demanding stronger safeguards, including a ban on convicted sex offenders being able to purchase them.
Nobody should be secretly filmed through smart glasses and have it shared with millions online.
Liberal Democrats are demanding stronger safeguards, including a ban on convicted sex offenders being able to purchase them.
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“Mr. Trumped, I didn’t have a vulgar ballroom to hide in at Valley Forge. I slept in a canvas tent in the snow—with my men. And had no imaginary bone spurs to shirk service, you ridiculously stupid would-be king.”
August 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
“Mr. Trumped, I didn’t have a vulgar ballroom to hide in at Valley Forge. I slept in a canvas tent in the snow—with my men. And had no imaginary bone spurs to shirk service, you ridiculously stupid would-be king.”
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Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!*
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
August 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!*
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
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Ok, this made me laugh way harder than it should have. Damn, I love dogs!
July 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Ok, this made me laugh way harder than it should have. Damn, I love dogs!
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👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 ALL 👏 THESE 👏 WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏 MASKED?! 👏 DON'T 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT! 👏 NOTHIN' 👏 GOOD 👏 HAPPENS 👏 IN 👏 MASKS 👏 EXCEPT 👏 HALLO 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 WEEN 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!!! 👏
July 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 ALL 👏 THESE 👏 WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏 MASKED?! 👏 DON'T 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT! 👏 NOTHIN' 👏 GOOD 👏 HAPPENS 👏 IN 👏 MASKS 👏 EXCEPT 👏 HALLO 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 WEEN 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!!! 👏
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FARAGE RESIGNS: What we heard from his announcement:
July 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
FARAGE RESIGNS: What we heard from his announcement:
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Here I am in happier times with best buds Nathan Gill, now in jail for taking Russian bribes and George Cottrell, who went to prison for fraud then paid for my staff, security and social media and let me stay in his house near Buckingham Palace.
July 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Here I am in happier times with best buds Nathan Gill, now in jail for taking Russian bribes and George Cottrell, who went to prison for fraud then paid for my staff, security and social media and let me stay in his house near Buckingham Palace.
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Listen to Anderson.
Then reflect that the taxpayer footed the bill.
Then reflect that the taxpayer footed the bill.
Lee Anderson in Dec last year promising that the flags put up by Reform run Nottinghamshire Council wouldn't cost a penny because they would be sponsored. Seven months and £75,000 of taxpayers' money later, there are still zero sponsors.
Vote Reform, waste money.
Vote Reform, waste money.
July 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Listen to Anderson.
Then reflect that the taxpayer footed the bill.
Then reflect that the taxpayer footed the bill.
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Today’s hologram will feature Donald Trump talking to William Howard Taft, asking him how he got out of the bathtub.”I’ve had the same problem myself.”
July 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Today’s hologram will feature Donald Trump talking to William Howard Taft, asking him how he got out of the bathtub.”I’ve had the same problem myself.”