The UNdressing
spoiledranch.bsky.social
The UNdressing
@spoiledranch.bsky.social
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If you always make your girlfriend too much food you always get to eat her leftovers and usually it has some of her spit in it :)
September 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
hi there its been a minute
ive been gooooood :)
September 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
just put a cigarette out on her arm (her first!!!) and when she was reeling in pain with it still on her forearm she nuzzled into me <3
July 25, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Getting the puppygirl a dog bed while the catgirl and the lizardlady are laying in the sunlight on my bed
life is good
July 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
me and my girlfriend (yippee!!!) went over to this womans house to sleep with her but she lives on the second floor and only has a twin sized mattress so that was AWFUL
June 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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modern gamers complaining about female game protagonists are pussys bro, back in my day we celebrated female protagonist and jerked off to their asses and also wanted to become them
June 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Everyone is all “service top” or “service bottom”
you bastards, the service is the fucking point
don’t get it twisted
May 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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to be clear when i say "holding hands is lesbian sex" i am not saying that because i have weird bullshit ideas about how lesbians are pure and chaste and boring or whatever.

i am saying it because i am a massive pervert about gloves
May 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
my girlfriend and I made out with an older woman last night at the punk show and now shes giggling at us in dms
life does get better actually
May 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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cutting a gloryhole between the stalls to hold hands while we shit
April 26, 2026 at 2:31 PM
starting stream and my body hurts like crazy because all of the bruises she left on me :)
May 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I swear everything she does is optimized in a lab to make me want to grab her and squeeze until something breaks
May 28, 2026 at 5:02 AM
She called me her girlfriend :)
May 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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problematic amount of brainwashing gap
May 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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You're blowing up in her DMs while she's blowing up inside of me. We are not the same.
May 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Talking to a good friend of mine and we are both wildly into the same girl so now we get to scream about her to each other I love poly
May 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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I have raised thousands of fucking dollars for marginalized people on this website this year alone while having to deal with deranged takes on my life from spoiled adults the entire time.

Now my partner and primary caretaker needs his tooth pulled. I'm forcing him to accept help from me.
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May 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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there needs to be a moment where the puppygirl looks at her owner like "what the fuck is wrong with my person is it stupid"
May 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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May 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
So shes broken up with me 3 times and all 3 times shes failed to keep that up, at a certain point my god complex is going to take over
May 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Jizz! At the mandogrogu themed barstraunt
May 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Ok so basically we fucked each other about it and yeag
(We’re so back)
Just got broken up with and then also told that she lost all feelings for me!
Therapy starts in 1 minute too so thats good timing I suppose
May 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Just got broken up with and then also told that she lost all feelings for me!
Therapy starts in 1 minute too so thats good timing I suppose
May 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Transgender is going from Yo to Yo :3
May 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Fucked her so hard she figured it out
this shit aint nothing to me man
May 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM