when someone asks you if you’re ticklish that’s the perfect opportunity to lift ur shirt and show em how ticklish the strap is also 🤞🏽😁

#justgirlythings
#livelaughlove
#hotgirlshit

i like to go to the dispo and speak magic words

like “hi yes i would like one gobily goop banana blast please”

and then the lady hands me the foulest calligraphy pen looking a** thing made with actual cleaning supplies.

#treatday 💟

I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.

nobody let that cheeto man on here