🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan
@sporkless.com
🇨🇦 Middle-aged NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Non-partisan anti-authoritarian. I used to think I was smart, but now I know better.
Brendan Little Control
September 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Brendan Little Control
Got a hankerin for a Filet-o-Fish?
September 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Got a hankerin for a Filet-o-Fish?
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Most home runs in first 8 MLB seasons:
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 302
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 302
September 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Most home runs in first 8 MLB seasons:
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 302
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 302
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Arizona Diamondbacks released LF Lourdes Gurriel Jr..
September 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Arizona Diamondbacks released LF Lourdes Gurriel Jr..
Ow my balls
September 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ow my balls
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Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
stachecast.lol
September 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
Let's just clobber the shit out of this crappy Rangers team, okay? Please?!
September 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Let's just clobber the shit out of this crappy Rangers team, okay? Please?!
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Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
September 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me?
September 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me?
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You certainly wouldn't want to offend the public's delicate sensibilities by publishing all the details of how this police officer sold the home address of targets to known assassins to carry out hits. People might get the impression that the cop isn't a good guy!
"Justice Laura Bird ruled that some transcripts of recordings will remain under a publication ban, concluding that inflammatory comments attributed to Constable Barnhardt would 'deeply offend' the public and create an indelible impression on potential jurors." www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Shooter-for-hire attacks linked to Toronto police constable’s licence plate searches, Project South documents allege
Constable Timothy Barnhardt was allegedly paid by criminal figures to search addresses that were later relayed to hired gunmen
www.theglobeandmail.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
You certainly wouldn't want to offend the public's delicate sensibilities by publishing all the details of how this police officer sold the home address of targets to known assassins to carry out hits. People might get the impression that the cop isn't a good guy!
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Anna L Bleach
England and Wales, Census, 1891
England and Wales, Census, 1891
September 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Anna L Bleach
England and Wales, Census, 1891
England and Wales, Census, 1891
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Putin seizes Russian assets of Auchan, Nestlé and Leroy Merlin
Putin seizes Russian assets of Auchan, Nestlé and Leroy Merlin
Russian ruler Vladimir Putin has signed a decree transferring the Russian assets of Auchan, Nestlé and the former Leroy Merlin chain to a newly established management company.
www.pravda.com.ua
September 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Putin seizes Russian assets of Auchan, Nestlé and Leroy Merlin
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they need to start making these graphics for everyday people. Just a dad in front of a trampoline park building with RESIGNED in a massive font behind him.
September 18, 2026 at 7:21 AM
they need to start making these graphics for everyday people. Just a dad in front of a trampoline park building with RESIGNED in a massive font behind him.
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Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Globle
Use your geography knowledge to figure out the mystery country in as few guesses as possible!
globle-game.com
September 18, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I'll Be Back!
www.chess.com/daily/2026-0...
💚💚💚💚💚 Perfect!
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www.chess.com/daily/2026-0...
💚💚💚💚💚 Perfect!
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Daily Puzzle: 09/18/2026 - I'll Be Back!
Improve your chess skills with daily puzzles which get more difficult throughout the week. Sharpen your skills with puzzles made to improve pattern recognition.
www.chess.com
September 18, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I'll Be Back!
www.chess.com/daily/2026-0...
💚💚💚💚💚 Perfect!
⬜🟩⬜🟩⚫🟩⬜🟩
🟡⬜🟩⬜🟡⬜👑⚫
⬜⚫⬜🟩⬜🟩⚫🟩
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www.chess.com/daily/2026-0...
💚💚💚💚💚 Perfect!
⬜🟩⬜🟩⚫🟩⬜🟩
🟡⬜🟩⬜🟡⬜👑⚫
⬜⚫⬜🟩⬜🟩⚫🟩
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The NWSL received eight complaints about either sexual misconduct, sexual harassment, or retaliation during the first half of this year, according to documents obtained by Defector Media. defector.com/docs-nwsl-re...
Docs: NWSL Received Eight Sexual Misconduct, Sexual Harassment, Or Retaliation Complaints This Year | Defector
The NWSL received eight complaints about either sexual misconduct, sexual harassment, or retaliation during the first half of this year, according to documents obtained by Defector Media. The reports…
defector.com
September 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The NWSL received eight complaints about either sexual misconduct, sexual harassment, or retaliation during the first half of this year, according to documents obtained by Defector Media. defector.com/docs-nwsl-re...
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Worst challenge I've seen all season.
September 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Worst challenge I've seen all season.
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Russia bombed 2 shopping malls and 2 passenger trains in Ukraine today .
That’s it . That’s the post .
That’s it . That’s the post .
September 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Russia bombed 2 shopping malls and 2 passenger trains in Ukraine today .
That’s it . That’s the post .
That’s it . That’s the post .
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I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
A semi-regular reminder that Alex Ovechkin sucks ass
⚡️ "I'm Russian... I support my country"
NHL player Ovechkin defended his decision to appear in a pro-Putin United Russia political ad.
NHL player Ovechkin defended his decision to appear in a pro-Putin United Russia political ad.
September 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
A semi-regular reminder that Alex Ovechkin sucks ass