Sport Watchers
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Watcher of sports, writer of bad jokes. #sports
Nice that NESN isn’t blacking out this Sox game too. Honestly shocked since they only care about people who pay rather than all Red Sox fans.
September 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Nice that NESN isn’t blacking out this Sox game too. Honestly shocked since they only care about people who pay rather than all Red Sox fans.
The Jonas Brothers are playing a song from Hot Rod at an NFL game in Australia. This sentence was not AI generated.
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The Jonas Brothers are playing a song from Hot Rod at an NFL game in Australia. This sentence was not AI generated.
Happy last day on Earth to all who celebrate.
April 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Happy last day on Earth to all who celebrate.
Remember kids, if you have amazing stats on a mediocre team and lead your team to a 5 seed, you too can win MVP.
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Remember kids, if you have amazing stats on a mediocre team and lead your team to a 5 seed, you too can win MVP.
“Now he has to do #2” - Romo. And Nix sure did.
January 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“Now he has to do #2” - Romo. And Nix sure did.
We now live in a world where Zac Taylor is the only coach who still has a job in the AFC North. Truly scary and bizarre times.
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We now live in a world where Zac Taylor is the only coach who still has a job in the AFC North. Truly scary and bizarre times.
Happy New Year to those who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Happy New Year to those who celebrate
It’s about time the Chiefs played on national television. That team is so overlooked. I mean can anyone even name their QB or TE?
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s about time the Chiefs played on national television. That team is so overlooked. I mean can anyone even name their QB or TE?
It's kind of strange how the World Cup Final Draw is being treated like an American Idol results show.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's kind of strange how the World Cup Final Draw is being treated like an American Idol results show.
There is something so cool about being at the Cardinals game on Salute to Service Day. Hits harder here.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There is something so cool about being at the Cardinals game on Salute to Service Day. Hits harder here.
Will Smith’s Greatest Hits now includes Chris Rock and Game 7.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Will Smith’s Greatest Hits now includes Chris Rock and Game 7.
Stay classy, Philly
a man in a suit and tie is saying stay classy .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying stay classy .
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stay classy, Philly
Please, if you know a Dallas sports fan, give them a hug tonight. It has been a rough year.
two men are hugging each other and one is saying it 's not your fault .
ALT: two men are hugging each other and one is saying it 's not your fault .
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Please, if you know a Dallas sports fan, give them a hug tonight. It has been a rough year.
Still would have been better if the Sonics were celebrating a championship tonight.
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Still would have been better if the Sonics were celebrating a championship tonight.
Back in the day, a Red Sox/Yankees game featured anywhere between 12-17 fights. At today's game, the person next to me was knitting. Ugh.
June 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Back in the day, a Red Sox/Yankees game featured anywhere between 12-17 fights. At today's game, the person next to me was knitting. Ugh.
Brian Wilson - 2 Grammys
Justin Bieber - 2 Grammys
WTF?!
Justin Bieber - 2 Grammys
WTF?!
June 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Brian Wilson - 2 Grammys
Justin Bieber - 2 Grammys
WTF?!
Justin Bieber - 2 Grammys
WTF?!
So the Patriots now have running backs named Trayveyon and TreyVeyon. There has to be a nickname in there.
May 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So the Patriots now have running backs named Trayveyon and TreyVeyon. There has to be a nickname in there.
I heard that Robert Prevost was going to be chosen Pope in the first vote, but then there were concerns about his family and his mobility.
May 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I heard that Robert Prevost was going to be chosen Pope in the first vote, but then there were concerns about his family and his mobility.
Of course the Pats need WRs. How can we expect Drake to throw to Kendrick after that halftime show?
March 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Of course the Pats need WRs. How can we expect Drake to throw to Kendrick after that halftime show?
If NFL agents take a commission, then why is it called "free agency?"
a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head with the words brain overload above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head with the words brain overload above him
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If NFL agents take a commission, then why is it called "free agency?"
Love what the Pats are doing on defense, but any chance these defensive players can, you know, catch a pass or block a franchise QB?
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Love what the Pats are doing on defense, but any chance these defensive players can, you know, catch a pass or block a franchise QB?
After months of anticipation, the day is finally here. The last day it is legal to play Christmas songs in every store, show Christmas ads during every commercial, and make people feel bad for not taking advantage of "special, last minute Christmas deals." Hallelujah indeed. #christmas #dadjokes
December 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
After months of anticipation, the day is finally here. The last day it is legal to play Christmas songs in every store, show Christmas ads during every commercial, and make people feel bad for not taking advantage of "special, last minute Christmas deals." Hallelujah indeed. #christmas #dadjokes