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Monke
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Baseball's stupid because the Colorado Rockies suck and haven't made it to playoffs since Trump was in office the first time.
October 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Bo Nix's greatest weakness: putting together an opening drive
October 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
October 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
"Why I Left the Left"
You really can't support universal healthcare and taxing billionaires because Bluesky dot app was too mean to you one time?
September 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Instead of "having thoughtful critiques" about the hottest video game releases, just post "it's like 'Focus M' lol"
September 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Broncos 0-17 this year!
September 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Broncos football continues to be the most stressful thing imaginable
September 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The Jets won, the Cardinals won and the Raiders won! Welcome back football
September 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The Chargers are frauds
September 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Josh Allen's greatest weakness, the defense
September 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
CJ Stroud's greatest weakness, being a quarterback
September 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Seven Havens is going to be incredible and all the haters will be wrong
September 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
We over romanticize 22 episode seasons which weren't really a thing outside the big networks
September 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I will personally give everyone $5000 if Donald Trump does
September 10, 2026 at 5:06 AM
No fucking shot the Patriots are this lucky
September 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
oh so now you're complaining about Zelda being too realistic?
September 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Grand Theft Auto controversies 20 years ago: You have sex with women in the game

Grand Theft Auto controversies now: You play as a woman in the game
September 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
You claim to be a "democratic socialist" yet you have a job. Very concerning...
September 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Walmart must be doing *awful* right now if they’re finally caving on Apple Pay
August 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Moderate political YouTubers who support Israel are really out there claiming AOC is a costal elite
August 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
When a stand-up comedian reaches a certain age they're faced with a difficult decision: be funny or be racist
August 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
When the war against Skynet starts and I have to kill Hank Green
August 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Looks like sci-fi HACK Ray Bradbury was wrong about nuclear war and home automation
"Today is August 4, 2026"

There Will Come Soft Rains
By: Ray Bradbury
August 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The new Spider-Man is actually good. Cinema is back!
August 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
There hasn't been a good Spider-Man since 3 (or two if you're a hater). I refuse to believe the fourth Tom Holland Spider-Man movie is on that level.
July 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM