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He’s just this guy, you know?

(cis, he/him, mostly straight but not, like, weird about it)
Man, Cassie and Swanboy continue to have _the best_ relationship swanboy.com/comic/double...
Double Date 2
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swanboy.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Merged monster rehearsals for Zach Cregger’s ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’

📷 Jakub Hudlický
September 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Man today’s swanboy.com has big @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social energy
Swan Boy
"Read it while driving"
swanboy.com
September 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social echoing your “it’s always five o’ clock” sign, I saw an ad for some sort of tobacco chew yesterday that commanded me to “forget everything you know.”

Not “…about smokeless tobacco”, to be clear! _Everything _!
September 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Jimmy Eat Solar System
2 Fat J’s
Mumford and Dads
August 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
2 Fat J’s
Mumford and Dads
Smashing Prize-Winning Pumpkins
August 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Mumford and Dads
Smashing Prize-Winning Pumpkins
The Who, What, When, Where, How, and Why
August 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Smashing Prize-Winning Pumpkins
The Who, What, When, Where, How, and Why
Dave Matthews Band’s Band
August 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Who, What, When, Where, How, and Why
Dave Matthews Band’s Band
Green Week
August 24, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Dave Matthews Band’s Band
Green Week
Make a band bigger:

Raccoon Nut Zippers
August 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Green Week
Make a band bigger:

Raccoon Nut Zippers
make a band bigger:

A Chiefdom Called Quest
August 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Make a band bigger:

Raccoon Nut Zippers
make a band bigger:

A Chiefdom Called Quest
Make a band bigger:

Armadaforest Mac
August 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Imagining an autistic person watching porn and it dawning on them that these characters might have a sexual attraction to each other.
Like for autistic, RT for degenerate goblin
August 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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hey, cis folks!

way too often these things end up being trans people passing the same $20 around until they’re the ones on a bad run of luck. if you’ve been wondering about real ways to help right now, this kind of thing truly matters. if you can chip in, please do.
July 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
(Leela grabs Fry’s beer and flings it at the TV, breaking both)

Fry: Hey! Now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?

Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
July 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I could watch this one million times and never get bored. She should run for mayor of Chicago on this video alone
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
July 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
What the fuck is going on with this cable grip at my gym
July 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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This is really nice
June 14, 2026 at 11:34 AM
tl;dr - bats are SO FUCKING COOL (but read the 🧵)
Powered flight evolved three times in vertebrate evolutionary history: the pterosaurs, birds, and bats.

What sets bats apart from flying birds & insects is their highly flexible, anatomically-complex wings, making them far more agile flyers while also being less "aerodynamic".

(📷: Lund Univ)
June 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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One time, our tiny town’s little (but very cool) movie theatre was having their premiere for the FLASH movie, which people thought was going to be a big hit at the time.

The theater was actually very busy that first night.

A friend wrote the screenplay, I was excited.

1/
June 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Ho lee shit
June 3, 2026 at 8:27 AM
@jasonkirk.fyi Really enjoyed your X-Men football draft, despite not being super familiar with either half of the equation - but to (partly) fix that I joined Marvel Unlimited, read Giant Size, and just started the Claremont run
May 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I stayed up too late finishing THE INCANDESCENT by @emilytesh.net - absolutely loved it.
May 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Oh god, all the strips on the Achewood site got put through some kind of AI upscaling. All the text looks like shit
May 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM