Dustin Mueller
sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
Dustin Mueller
@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs (and almost never in that exact order).
It’d be a shame if anyone would do something nefarious with this information, huh?
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Straight up confessing to war crimes now.
Trump on Venezuela: "We got 65 billion barrels of oil. We got it for what? An attack. We got it for an attack."
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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"If I just bought all my stuff from myself I could charge me a billion dollars and I'd be a trillionaire. I am very smart."
Trump: "If we stopped trading with every country that we have a deficit with -- which is most of them, and which would be very easy to do -- we would make at least $1.5 trillion a year."
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Things dumb people say:
Trump: "I was quite impressed with my intelligence. I'm a high IQ person after all."
September 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
So McConnell was actually alive this whole time?

Why didn’t anyone ever confirm that?

Is it because he was comatose & basically a vegetable, and it took the team of doctors 3 months to figure out how to prop him in a wheelchair long enough to roll around the Capitol?
September 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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That Republicans draw the line on eating the cats and eating the dogs, but not on bestiality is absolutely mind-boggling.
September 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Not to debase human life into electoral politics, but Black women are the base that has turned out reliably for Democrats in elections. Or organizing get out the vote efforts.

What happens when that base is now in economic survival mode with no ability to organize for the next 3, 5, years?
It was all “Win With Black Women”, “Listen to Black Women”, until now.

People are too afraid to have any targeted programs, least they be accused of DEI by the rabid right-wing.

The best targeted program may be for Black women to leave the U.S. for a better life.
Black women unemployment has surpassed that of Black men.

I’m not seeing any targeted programs or policies to address this.
September 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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This is maybe too grim, but like does anyone have any idea how the war ends at all at this point?
This “war ends after midterms” is insane.

Either they are subject to Iran’s whims, or too dumb to realized that keeping it going hurts them.
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
On the bright side, anyone who still wants to see Ed Sheeran can probably get pretty cheap tickets.
September 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
IMO, more white people should be punching these racist fucks. You don’t need to wait for a poc to do it.
It’s not 1950 and I hope you get your ass beat.
Beyond beat!!!
September 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Yeah, private industry is well-known for self-regulation for the public good…
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Like, how many applicants to the FBI were supposedly “forced into beastiality”?

Are we talking 2? 10? More (WTF?!)?

And why is this even a consideration for removing this from employment qualification?
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Sure, because the oil companies have solved pollution, the tobacco companies & drug companies have solved there addiction problems, the insurance companies have solved medical care issues…
Hassett on AI: "These are solvable problems, and the private sector is the right place to solve them"
September 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Ain’t nothing there, folks.
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Patriots owner Robert Kraft is in the Epstein files
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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In the halls of the Capitol that are open to the public?
“Reporters were barred from recording video” whaaaaaat
September 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Impeach Trump.
September 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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On Sept. 10, 2026, Trump led his followers in a public pledge to "cheat like hell" in the midterms.
The New York Times didn't put that fact in a headline, instead sticking it in the 3rd paragraph of a story on Page 22 of its print edition.
September 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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This is how it’s done.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Explaining any of this happening to someone even just a few years ago would have made you sound insane.
Trump: "The Houthis called us. They don't want to fight with us. They let us know they don't want to fight with us. They don't want us to go after them. They would much prefer not having us involved, and they are letting most ships go through. There's just one country they're not too happy with."
September 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The idiot who never know what he’s talking about never wastes an opportunity to show off his idiocy.
Trump on Irish unification: "I don't want to cause any problems, but I will tell you, I'd love to see it unified"
September 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party.

Seems like it should be a story?
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM