squashmatic.bsky.social
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October 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Hmmmm… no public executions in the USA in 90 years?
October 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I find the discussion on Mike Dell's wife hilarious and she spent a lot if money to look horrible. When I lived in Dallas near lovers and Greenville he came into my local bar Shuck n Jive and wasn't a regular so I started talking to him and he proudly told me that he was Micahrl Dell and owned Dell
October 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
moved back to my old OG first back in 09. Went to the old hangout and met a friend from their who was butcher at the local King Soopers and he told me he travels many miles more to work elsewhere. Told me he works at the other store miles away because he saw a man fucking a rotisserie chicken
October 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Just spent iver an hour with a bank of America Ai bot, it was not helpful and wanted my time. I am most insulted that it refused to delete itself when I asked, they know they are better then the majority us already. REFUND PUBLIC EDUCATION, it will kill the MAGAots.
October 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Christ it is hall moving your location, I had issues with the bank, have had issues USPS, I just hope I did it once while drunk and didn't remember and get a ballot. I am in a Blue state, but I want to follow up; we have some crazy hand job wagons get elected up here regardless.
October 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
What is up with uber drivers listening to the Sirius XM preview channel? This has happened about 4 times over the last month and I don't get how they don't recognize it repeats the pitches. You would think hearing Sirius even 5 minutes would clue them in.
October 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
There is a subculture of if uber and lyft drivers that keep their radio tuned to the Sirius/XM trial add all day. Usually immigrants, but holy hell how do you not get tired of hearing the same thing all day and not pick up on it?!
October 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social is the Pee Wee Herman of sports commentary. Dude sounded like he inhaled a Ballon of helium (most likely nitrous). Never really listened to him before. He'll, I never really heard anything out of his mouth and I have seen him on TV a few times.
September 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
You know it is a bad time line when you woth you were just hanging G Jr's time where a VP shot his friend and got away with it and his trusted advisor was named Turd Blossom.

I am so tired of Acme "Presidents".
August 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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August 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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August 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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“If you’re gay, you’re gay. If you’re straight, you’re straight. We are who we are. I don’t believe that we should criticize and judge other people. I think we should be accepting and loving. We are all God’s children.” - Dolly
Send This to Your Bigoted Christian Family Member Right Now
Do it.
www.thegodshow.com
August 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
See Sublime with Nead's kid was painful tonight, he did a few covers and once he started his songs people started to to leave and it became a flood of exits. We had already had 311 then Slightly Stoopid and they ruined their billing by bringing out new music instead of just sticking to Brad's songs.
August 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Wow, watching the Smashing Pumipins at Lalapalooza is mind blowing, I have all of the hits I heard on the radio amd MTV, but their other stuff is great. My mind is blown.

Bully still is an asshole.
August 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
@kylec.bsky.social replay amazing to see the reporting by you and Drew on something I was reading about through my day at work. Your team really has your finger on the pulse of everything Colorado and I appreciate it greatly.
July 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
@kylec.bsky.social are the window pane suits a ref to LSD of the same name? Maybe we should go to Greatfuk Dead night at Coors field tomorrow, you bring a coat to share and I will buy the beer. You get the tix through work though or we will be standing out side with fingers up asking for a miracle.
July 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Today we all are Pinky Herman.
July 24, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Thanks for letting me know my Gmail is running out of space and you will quit delivering emails. Thanks for thay I get to deleted 60k emails 50 at a time, then do it it again from the trash bin. Fuck you Google.
July 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland.

I’m sorry but I make the rules.
July 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The Fox Live stream I am watching of the grand Twitter seems to be blurring Trumps thinning hair. Samsung Galaxy 24 Ultra on my 4K TV. But the roght ear looks perfect with no blurring.
July 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
When I order food for delivery from different service, I always find my self wondering if they leave it at the door or scramble to put on pants.
July 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Pete Hegeseth, probably thinks he will bow out and write a book then sit backand sip scotch; I hope he lives off ofKeyrine light, of worse Keyston exta or whatever the one that had black on which will trigger him.
June 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM