N͟E͟O͟. ³
@squidbeakshero.bsky.social
𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑 , 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Pinned
Nuke the entire generation.
April 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Nuke the entire generation.
Why do I smell smoke?
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Why do I smell smoke?
Samesies
I want fries
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Samesies
Thanks!
I’m known for great ideas
I’m known for great ideas
I like yer thinkin', kid.
We should blow up the great zap fish
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Thanks!
I’m known for great ideas
I’m known for great ideas
We should blow up the great zap fish
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
We should blow up the great zap fish
Do that and someone’s getting punched in the face.
We need to carol around you.
Fuck splatsmas.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Do that and someone’s getting punched in the face.
Fuck splatsmas.
Ah.
It's nearly Splatsmas.
It's nearly Splatsmas.
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Fuck splatsmas.
I ate it.
has anyone seen my hat?
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I ate it.
I hate every single one of you inkopolis scum.
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hate every single one of you inkopolis scum.
Nah, he wouldn’t do that
It was probably your buddy. Don’t call people that…
Okay so, who’s the fat bitch who ate my last piece of cake ⁉️
April 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Nah, he wouldn’t do that
Okay so, who’s the fat bitch who ate my last piece of cake ⁉️
April 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Okay so, who’s the fat bitch who ate my last piece of cake ⁉️