Something Squishy Toys (18+)(coms closed)
@squishytoys.bsky.social
Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable.
Next Drop: Tues 10/13 at 8:15pm est
somethingsquishytoys.com
(Commissions for custom shapes closed atm unless they're simple designs)
Next Drop: Tues 10/13 at 8:15pm est
somethingsquishytoys.com
(Commissions for custom shapes closed atm unless they're simple designs)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
(For the record this was unsellable/in my box of shame)
(For the record this was unsellable/in my box of shame)
October 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
(For the record this was unsellable/in my box of shame)
(For the record this was unsellable/in my box of shame)
What do we think of this jack? I can’t tell if I like it or hate it lol
October 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
What do we think of this jack? I can’t tell if I like it or hate it lol
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opal coloration of a lobster tail from @squishytoys.bsky.social
making it a rock lobster🎶
making it a rock lobster🎶
October 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
opal coloration of a lobster tail from @squishytoys.bsky.social
making it a rock lobster🎶
making it a rock lobster🎶
Some of the goodies in tonight's (8/15pm est) drop.
1) really aggressive squiggly uv dog bones
2) Pile of fun whisks
3) One of the creamiest fades I've done in a while
4) 2 raspberries
1) really aggressive squiggly uv dog bones
2) Pile of fun whisks
3) One of the creamiest fades I've done in a while
4) 2 raspberries
October 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Some of the goodies in tonight's (8/15pm est) drop.
1) really aggressive squiggly uv dog bones
2) Pile of fun whisks
3) One of the creamiest fades I've done in a while
4) 2 raspberries
1) really aggressive squiggly uv dog bones
2) Pile of fun whisks
3) One of the creamiest fades I've done in a while
4) 2 raspberries
Behold: the XL ice cream!
Been a while since I posted an ice cream vs arm pic.
This will be available in tomorrow's drop if anyone wants a very ineffective club.
Been a while since I posted an ice cream vs arm pic.
This will be available in tomorrow's drop if anyone wants a very ineffective club.
October 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Behold: the XL ice cream!
Been a while since I posted an ice cream vs arm pic.
This will be available in tomorrow's drop if anyone wants a very ineffective club.
Been a while since I posted an ice cream vs arm pic.
This will be available in tomorrow's drop if anyone wants a very ineffective club.
Y’all. I found a squishy mold I made like 2 years ago and never did anything with.
I present to you: Raspberry 😂
I present to you: Raspberry 😂
October 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Y’all. I found a squishy mold I made like 2 years ago and never did anything with.
I present to you: Raspberry 😂
I present to you: Raspberry 😂
Drop Tuesday 10/13 at 8:15pm est
Shipments will go out Thursday morning on my way to the Ohio Fetish Flea.
I'll have some larges and an XL rainbow striped ice cream :)
Shipments will go out Thursday morning on my way to the Ohio Fetish Flea.
I'll have some larges and an XL rainbow striped ice cream :)
October 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Drop Tuesday 10/13 at 8:15pm est
Shipments will go out Thursday morning on my way to the Ohio Fetish Flea.
I'll have some larges and an XL rainbow striped ice cream :)
Shipments will go out Thursday morning on my way to the Ohio Fetish Flea.
I'll have some larges and an XL rainbow striped ice cream :)
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm temporarily closing custom commissions for new shapes/designs* for the next few months so I can focus on some other projects. Custom pours on the website are still open!
*If your design is simple (like the audio jack etc) I might be able to squeeze it in
*If your design is simple (like the audio jack etc) I might be able to squeeze it in
October 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm temporarily closing custom commissions for new shapes/designs* for the next few months so I can focus on some other projects. Custom pours on the website are still open!
*If your design is simple (like the audio jack etc) I might be able to squeeze it in
*If your design is simple (like the audio jack etc) I might be able to squeeze it in
Hey! TLDR: Drop sometime before the 15th
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not dead, just on a hiatus to attend to some random non-dildo life stuff. All is well and I'll be back soon with some fun new pours soon!
If anyone wants to send inspiration pics, post them here!
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not dead, just on a hiatus to attend to some random non-dildo life stuff. All is well and I'll be back soon with some fun new pours soon!
If anyone wants to send inspiration pics, post them here!
October 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Hey! TLDR: Drop sometime before the 15th
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not dead, just on a hiatus to attend to some random non-dildo life stuff. All is well and I'll be back soon with some fun new pours soon!
If anyone wants to send inspiration pics, post them here!
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not dead, just on a hiatus to attend to some random non-dildo life stuff. All is well and I'll be back soon with some fun new pours soon!
If anyone wants to send inspiration pics, post them here!
If anyone from FWA or AC saw/wanted worm plush - I have some on the website now :)
I'm going to take them to cons until they run out and then I'm probably not going to make more of these guys.
I'm going to take them to cons until they run out and then I'm probably not going to make more of these guys.
Got some worm plushies left after #tekko
If you burn for a worm, they’re listed here: grumpyalison.com/product/worm...
(Available until they’re not, because I may never make them again 😅)
If you burn for a worm, they’re listed here: grumpyalison.com/product/worm...
(Available until they’re not, because I may never make them again 😅)
August 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
If anyone from FWA or AC saw/wanted worm plush - I have some on the website now :)
I'm going to take them to cons until they run out and then I'm probably not going to make more of these guys.
I'm going to take them to cons until they run out and then I'm probably not going to make more of these guys.
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Because who DOESN'T want to fuck cranberry sauce
Or get fucked by long furby
Or a pencil
Or a melting ice cream cone
A nut cRing and bolt to thread it on
Or get fucked by long furby
Or a pencil
Or a melting ice cream cone
A nut cRing and bolt to thread it on
July 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Because who DOESN'T want to fuck cranberry sauce
Or get fucked by long furby
Or a pencil
Or a melting ice cream cone
A nut cRing and bolt to thread it on
Or get fucked by long furby
Or a pencil
Or a melting ice cream cone
A nut cRing and bolt to thread it on
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Boy dinner, cooked by @squishytoys.bsky.social.
June 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Boy dinner, cooked by @squishytoys.bsky.social.
The worm plush becometh.
I'm going to bring like 30 of these to Anthrocon and save the rest for Tekko.
And then probably never make these again because AGH :P
Also I'm probably doing a small drop later this week or early next week because PROCRASTINATION!
I'm going to bring like 30 of these to Anthrocon and save the rest for Tekko.
And then probably never make these again because AGH :P
Also I'm probably doing a small drop later this week or early next week because PROCRASTINATION!
Sewing some worm pelts last week.
Dining room table looks like the aftermath of a big game hunt in Dr. Seuss land...
Dining room table looks like the aftermath of a big game hunt in Dr. Seuss land...
June 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The worm plush becometh.
I'm going to bring like 30 of these to Anthrocon and save the rest for Tekko.
And then probably never make these again because AGH :P
Also I'm probably doing a small drop later this week or early next week because PROCRASTINATION!
I'm going to bring like 30 of these to Anthrocon and save the rest for Tekko.
And then probably never make these again because AGH :P
Also I'm probably doing a small drop later this week or early next week because PROCRASTINATION!
My good furry folk: why is your favorite pant for faux fur? (Airbrush-able options are fine)
I was going to try making more ears since the prototype was fun, but I brushed on acrylic paint like a heathen jist to test and it’s as crispy as I expected lol.
I was going to try making more ears since the prototype was fun, but I brushed on acrylic paint like a heathen jist to test and it’s as crispy as I expected lol.
May 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My good furry folk: why is your favorite pant for faux fur? (Airbrush-able options are fine)
I was going to try making more ears since the prototype was fun, but I brushed on acrylic paint like a heathen jist to test and it’s as crispy as I expected lol.
I was going to try making more ears since the prototype was fun, but I brushed on acrylic paint like a heathen jist to test and it’s as crispy as I expected lol.
Plushie question: Washable and fixed eyes (pictured; but with white background ) or giant google eyes and not washable?
(specifically big wiggle worm plushies; I'm making more of them for Anthrocon.)
(specifically big wiggle worm plushies; I'm making more of them for Anthrocon.)
May 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Plushie question: Washable and fixed eyes (pictured; but with white background ) or giant google eyes and not washable?
(specifically big wiggle worm plushies; I'm making more of them for Anthrocon.)
(specifically big wiggle worm plushies; I'm making more of them for Anthrocon.)
May 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Mini drop.
Dog bones, cookies and some oddbodies.
Dog bones, cookies and some oddbodies.
May 6, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Mini drop.
Dog bones, cookies and some oddbodies.
Dog bones, cookies and some oddbodies.
Just tossed up some more random stuff.
There will be more randomly-timed micro-drops before tomorrow, because last-minute prep is real XD
There will be more randomly-timed micro-drops before tomorrow, because last-minute prep is real XD
May 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Just tossed up some more random stuff.
There will be more randomly-timed micro-drops before tomorrow, because last-minute prep is real XD
There will be more randomly-timed micro-drops before tomorrow, because last-minute prep is real XD
Sink of eternal cheese.
May 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Sink of eternal cheese.
Drop is live :)
Go get you a good deal on some worms.
Go get you a good deal on some worms.
May 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Drop is live :)
Go get you a good deal on some worms.
Go get you a good deal on some worms.
Pre-shop is up. 97 items. Stuff will be available to procure at 8:15pm est tonight.
There's some new sizes of stuff (gummy worm and oddbody) available.
The small worms are called 'medium gummy worms' instead of just 'gummy worm' because I lost control of that naming convention a little bit lol.
There's some new sizes of stuff (gummy worm and oddbody) available.
The small worms are called 'medium gummy worms' instead of just 'gummy worm' because I lost control of that naming convention a little bit lol.
April 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pre-shop is up. 97 items. Stuff will be available to procure at 8:15pm est tonight.
There's some new sizes of stuff (gummy worm and oddbody) available.
The small worms are called 'medium gummy worms' instead of just 'gummy worm' because I lost control of that naming convention a little bit lol.
There's some new sizes of stuff (gummy worm and oddbody) available.
The small worms are called 'medium gummy worms' instead of just 'gummy worm' because I lost control of that naming convention a little bit lol.
Going to do a drop tomorrow (Thurs 4/30) at 8:15pm eat
And possibly another mini drop over the weekend if I don’t get everything washed by then.
And next week I set off for FWA!
And possibly another mini drop over the weekend if I don’t get everything washed by then.
And next week I set off for FWA!
April 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Going to do a drop tomorrow (Thurs 4/30) at 8:15pm eat
And possibly another mini drop over the weekend if I don’t get everything washed by then.
And next week I set off for FWA!
And possibly another mini drop over the weekend if I don’t get everything washed by then.
And next week I set off for FWA!
Random 20% discount on pre-made items through midnight (est) tonight (4/7/26)
somethingsquishytoys.com/shop/
somethingsquishytoys.com/shop/
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April 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Random 20% discount on pre-made items through midnight (est) tonight (4/7/26)
somethingsquishytoys.com/shop/
somethingsquishytoys.com/shop/
Questionable color choice, but IT LIVES!!!
(Gotta redo the mold but you get the point)
(Gotta redo the mold but you get the point)
April 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Questionable color choice, but IT LIVES!!!
(Gotta redo the mold but you get the point)
(Gotta redo the mold but you get the point)
Probably gonna make a smaller gummy worm that’s not 2’ long…
April 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Probably gonna make a smaller gummy worm that’s not 2’ long…