Stabatha
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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
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· Apr 29
A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time.
Oh, and #8647
Oh, and #8647
Dear court system that has perversely decided you need to charge a person nearly a thousand dollars to submit a form demonstrating they can't afford to continue living in their house:
You know what lives at the end of metaphorical runways? Literal Longpigs.
You know what lives at the end of metaphorical runways? Literal Longpigs.
Bugs Bunny: Just Saying
Alt: Bugs Bunny: shrugs his shoulders theatrically and walks away, exit stage right, caption is Just Saying
static.klipy.com
September 16, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Dear court system that has perversely decided you need to charge a person nearly a thousand dollars to submit a form demonstrating they can't afford to continue living in their house:
You know what lives at the end of metaphorical runways? Literal Longpigs.
You know what lives at the end of metaphorical runways? Literal Longpigs.
Artificial intelligence is not going to wipe out humanity.
Natural stupidity has that in the bag.
Natural stupidity has that in the bag.
September 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Artificial intelligence is not going to wipe out humanity.
Natural stupidity has that in the bag.
Natural stupidity has that in the bag.
Woman takes medication. Cut to eight weeks later. She's in fuzzy socks under an offensively soft blanket. Dog asleep against her leg. Rain hitting the windows. Phone on Do Not Disturb. A bowl of popcorn approximately the size of a Buick sits within reach. There is a novel open
You can tell introverts are the minority
because none of those chronic-condition medication ads
show the patient "getting back to the things you love" by
sitting at home alone, phone off, reading a book, bingeing
a show, maybe petting a cat, popping some p'corn
because none of those chronic-condition medication ads
show the patient "getting back to the things you love" by
sitting at home alone, phone off, reading a book, bingeing
a show, maybe petting a cat, popping some p'corn
September 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Woman takes medication. Cut to eight weeks later. She's in fuzzy socks under an offensively soft blanket. Dog asleep against her leg. Rain hitting the windows. Phone on Do Not Disturb. A bowl of popcorn approximately the size of a Buick sits within reach. There is a novel open
But is his testosterone level high enough to operate it?
🚨 JUST IN: Iran-backed Houthis just SEIZED U.S.-made M-ATVs and MRAP armored vehicles after overrunning Mokha port on Yemen’s Red Sea coast
September 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
But is his testosterone level high enough to operate it?
So, Yang decided not to wait for me to let him out. He peed on a power strip and came back to bed. I'm laying there and I'm like, something smells really bad. Like somebody's letting the magic smoke out of electronics.
I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came
I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came
September 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
So, Yang decided not to wait for me to let him out. He peed on a power strip and came back to bed. I'm laying there and I'm like, something smells really bad. Like somebody's letting the magic smoke out of electronics.
I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came
I look around the bedroom and don't see anything. Yanked plugs out anyway. Came
Jesus Christ on toasted whole wheat, can you please stop forcing your fantasy fucking space monster down my throat for two seconds? This is disgusting, not interested.
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social
You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 11, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Jesus Christ on toasted whole wheat, can you please stop forcing your fantasy fucking space monster down my throat for two seconds? This is disgusting, not interested.
From my Sommelier de l’échec I hear the Sac 26 vintage will be magnificent.
A difficult vintage initially with rather aggressive notes of insolvency and impending homelessness.
But given sufficient time in the cellar, I expect the
A difficult vintage initially with rather aggressive notes of insolvency and impending homelessness.
But given sufficient time in the cellar, I expect the
September 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
From my Sommelier de l’échec I hear the Sac 26 vintage will be magnificent.
A difficult vintage initially with rather aggressive notes of insolvency and impending homelessness.
But given sufficient time in the cellar, I expect the
A difficult vintage initially with rather aggressive notes of insolvency and impending homelessness.
But given sufficient time in the cellar, I expect the
I fully expect the capitulating bastards who are Skydance to kill Kenny for this.
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have changed the name of the show South Park heading into their new season. It's going to be known as "South America" now and I can't stop laughing.
September 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I fully expect the capitulating bastards who are Skydance to kill Kenny for this.
Tomorrow, probably, Kiddie recalls 24 million fire extinguishers for containing fire.
Clorox issued a recall for 6.3 million bottles of cleaning products due to bacterial contamination.
Only with republicans in charge can the incompetence be SO complete that an anti-bacterial cleaning product has to be recalled for being contaminated with bacteria
It's almost impressive. Seriously.
Only with republicans in charge can the incompetence be SO complete that an anti-bacterial cleaning product has to be recalled for being contaminated with bacteria
It's almost impressive. Seriously.
September 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Tomorrow, probably, Kiddie recalls 24 million fire extinguishers for containing fire.
I'm going to attempt an Onion-like headline...
PRESIDENT DELIVERS COHERENT POLICY ADDRESS, ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICY. IS FIRM BUT POLITE TO FEMALE REPORTERS. AVOIDS INSULTING ANYONE FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES, DOESN'T CALL A MAJOR NEWS AGENCY FAKE.
You know, this satire's harder than it looks.
PRESIDENT DELIVERS COHERENT POLICY ADDRESS, ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICY. IS FIRM BUT POLITE TO FEMALE REPORTERS. AVOIDS INSULTING ANYONE FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES, DOESN'T CALL A MAJOR NEWS AGENCY FAKE.
You know, this satire's harder than it looks.
September 6, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I'm going to attempt an Onion-like headline...
PRESIDENT DELIVERS COHERENT POLICY ADDRESS, ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICY. IS FIRM BUT POLITE TO FEMALE REPORTERS. AVOIDS INSULTING ANYONE FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES, DOESN'T CALL A MAJOR NEWS AGENCY FAKE.
You know, this satire's harder than it looks.
PRESIDENT DELIVERS COHERENT POLICY ADDRESS, ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT POLICY. IS FIRM BUT POLITE TO FEMALE REPORTERS. AVOIDS INSULTING ANYONE FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES, DOESN'T CALL A MAJOR NEWS AGENCY FAKE.
You know, this satire's harder than it looks.
Fantastic
The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely.
Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
September 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Fantastic
“Fuck this, I'm going to live in the desert” used to occupy roughly the same rhetorical category as “I'm joining the circus.”
It was supposed to mean I have exhausted my tolerance for civilization, not I have completed a surprisingly detailed engineering analysis and determined
It was supposed to mean I have exhausted my tolerance for civilization, not I have completed a surprisingly detailed engineering analysis and determined
September 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
“Fuck this, I'm going to live in the desert” used to occupy roughly the same rhetorical category as “I'm joining the circus.”
It was supposed to mean I have exhausted my tolerance for civilization, not I have completed a surprisingly detailed engineering analysis and determined
It was supposed to mean I have exhausted my tolerance for civilization, not I have completed a surprisingly detailed engineering analysis and determined
Gross. Do not dare to try to give me that in change. I will cram it down your fucking throat.
Fucking disgusting.
Fucking disgusting.
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
September 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Gross. Do not dare to try to give me that in change. I will cram it down your fucking throat.
Fucking disgusting.
Fucking disgusting.
Alright, fully support this.
Any tech company that changes “LAKE ONTARIO” to anything else, should be taxed into oblivion by the Canadian government. No exceptions.
August 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Alright, fully support this.
Okay, so... Sniffing the truck. It turns out it wasn't quite as defanged as I thought it was. Wish me luck! Going to rip that frickin' dashboard apart and figure out what's transmitting in that truck. Something is phoning home and I'm not happy.
August 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Okay, so... Sniffing the truck. It turns out it wasn't quite as defanged as I thought it was. Wish me luck! Going to rip that frickin' dashboard apart and figure out what's transmitting in that truck. Something is phoning home and I'm not happy.
Frankly, if we're choosing between divine providence and a disturbingly comprehensive behavioral model built from 25 years of browsing history, my money's on the behavioral model.
The universe doesn't know I bought a Hamilton Beach toaster oven at 2am.
The ad-tech ecosystem certainly fucking does.
The universe doesn't know I bought a Hamilton Beach toaster oven at 2am.
The ad-tech ecosystem certainly fucking does.
August 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Frankly, if we're choosing between divine providence and a disturbingly comprehensive behavioral model built from 25 years of browsing history, my money's on the behavioral model.
The universe doesn't know I bought a Hamilton Beach toaster oven at 2am.
The ad-tech ecosystem certainly fucking does.
The universe doesn't know I bought a Hamilton Beach toaster oven at 2am.
The ad-tech ecosystem certainly fucking does.
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high street shop.
Mine:
Puce Woolworth
Sotheby's asked me to never return after that early afternoon Sherry incident [sniff]
Mine:
Puce Woolworth
Sotheby's asked me to never return after that early afternoon Sherry incident [sniff]
Cerulean Bullock
Sapphire Pontings.
August 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high street shop.
Mine:
Puce Woolworth
Sotheby's asked me to never return after that early afternoon Sherry incident [sniff]
Mine:
Puce Woolworth
Sotheby's asked me to never return after that early afternoon Sherry incident [sniff]
I am going into self-exile. Why?
The United States has applied for a continuing line of moral credit. After reviewing its payment history, outstanding liabilities, recent adverse actions, and frankly alarming management decisions, we regret to inform you that the application has been declined.
The United States has applied for a continuing line of moral credit. After reviewing its payment history, outstanding liabilities, recent adverse actions, and frankly alarming management decisions, we regret to inform you that the application has been declined.
August 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I am going into self-exile. Why?
The United States has applied for a continuing line of moral credit. After reviewing its payment history, outstanding liabilities, recent adverse actions, and frankly alarming management decisions, we regret to inform you that the application has been declined.
The United States has applied for a continuing line of moral credit. After reviewing its payment history, outstanding liabilities, recent adverse actions, and frankly alarming management decisions, we regret to inform you that the application has been declined.
August 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Hey, Canukastani neighbors. Sorry to bother you. I know it's troublesome these days.
Please officially rename Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein Files. Pretty please with sugar on it? With love from the crack-heads downstairs... 💋
Please officially rename Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein Files. Pretty please with sugar on it? With love from the crack-heads downstairs... 💋
August 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Hey, Canukastani neighbors. Sorry to bother you. I know it's troublesome these days.
Please officially rename Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein Files. Pretty please with sugar on it? With love from the crack-heads downstairs... 💋
Please officially rename Lake Ontario to Lake Epstein Files. Pretty please with sugar on it? With love from the crack-heads downstairs... 💋
Dear Reaper:
The query was very specifically WHERE age = 80.
Not WHERE age >= 80, you incompetent skeletal fuck.
The query was very specifically WHERE age = 80.
Not WHERE age >= 80, you incompetent skeletal fuck.
STOP TAKING THE WRONG ONES!!!
August 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Dear Reaper:
The query was very specifically WHERE age = 80.
Not WHERE age >= 80, you incompetent skeletal fuck.
The query was very specifically WHERE age = 80.
Not WHERE age >= 80, you incompetent skeletal fuck.
If he dies, will we even know?
They'll just Mitch him for the next two years.
They'll just Mitch him for the next two years.
August 27, 2026 at 8:22 AM
If he dies, will we even know?
They'll just Mitch him for the next two years.
They'll just Mitch him for the next two years.
May the Fourth, Pi Day, Dolly Day.
9/25: Dolly Day comes with a perfectly defensible observance: work 9 to 5 and spend the rest of the day refusing to let some rich asshole take credit for your labor.
That's practically liturgical.
9/25: Dolly Day comes with a perfectly defensible observance: work 9 to 5 and spend the rest of the day refusing to let some rich asshole take credit for your labor.
That's practically liturgical.
August 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
May the Fourth, Pi Day, Dolly Day.
9/25: Dolly Day comes with a perfectly defensible observance: work 9 to 5 and spend the rest of the day refusing to let some rich asshole take credit for your labor.
That's practically liturgical.
9/25: Dolly Day comes with a perfectly defensible observance: work 9 to 5 and spend the rest of the day refusing to let some rich asshole take credit for your labor.
That's practically liturgical.
The fucking Grim Reaper needs a primary challenger. I am prepared to donate to their PAC.
Come on. This is too much. First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. 😞 www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...
Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
August 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The fucking Grim Reaper needs a primary challenger. I am prepared to donate to their PAC.