whimsical 🥔
@stabbedmyfinger.bsky.social
Whimsical potato
Warning: enjoys stabbing shit 💉🪡
Warning: enjoys stabbing shit 💉🪡
Wee foggy. But no rain! Found the art museum.
September 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Wee foggy. But no rain! Found the art museum.
Staying in old hotel on Lake Michigan.
Room is large like an apartment .
They gave us an actual metal KeY at check in . 🗝️
Room is large like an apartment .
They gave us an actual metal KeY at check in . 🗝️
September 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Staying in old hotel on Lake Michigan.
Room is large like an apartment .
They gave us an actual metal KeY at check in . 🗝️
Room is large like an apartment .
They gave us an actual metal KeY at check in . 🗝️
Afternoon tea. Hubs survived.
September 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Afternoon tea. Hubs survived.
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Je ne
Sais
Plume
Si
Tu
M’aimes
Sais
Plume
Si
Tu
M’aimes
September 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Je ne
Sais
Plume
Si
Tu
M’aimes
Sais
Plume
Si
Tu
M’aimes
Share a TV show that raised you
September 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Share a TV show that raised you
I only cooked so minion would have leftovers for the weekend
September 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I only cooked so minion would have leftovers for the weekend
I couldn't stand to look at the stupid gif 🤮
September 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I couldn't stand to look at the stupid gif 🤮
Not me irritating my MAGA husband...
oops.
oops.
Goat's Hilarious Play Dead Trick
Alt: Future fake assassination attempt
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September 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Not me irritating my MAGA husband...
oops.
oops.
I'm shocked that I like my pfp and it's stayed up this long.
Christina Applegate: I'm Sorry, Do I Know You?
ALT: Christina Applegate: I'm Sorry, Do I Know You?
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September 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm shocked that I like my pfp and it's stayed up this long.
Milwaukee why you do me dirty??
Guess no white dress 🥲
Guess no white dress 🥲
September 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Milwaukee why you do me dirty??
Guess no white dress 🥲
Guess no white dress 🥲
Me arguing with hubs.
Him: It's illegal! They can't do that.
Me: Umm you think rules matter anymore?
Him: It's illegal! They can't do that.
Me: Umm you think rules matter anymore?
September 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Me arguing with hubs.
Him: It's illegal! They can't do that.
Me: Umm you think rules matter anymore?
Him: It's illegal! They can't do that.
Me: Umm you think rules matter anymore?
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Today’s corn update:
Karaoke for corn playlist includes:
•Don’t Go Breaking My Stalk
•Can’t You Hear Me Growing
•Do You Really Want to Eat Me?
•Kernels (to the tune Peaches)
•mashup of Let It Grow/Make It Hurt So Good
•Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Grow
Now)
•Maybe I’m A Maized
Karaoke for corn playlist includes:
•Don’t Go Breaking My Stalk
•Can’t You Hear Me Growing
•Do You Really Want to Eat Me?
•Kernels (to the tune Peaches)
•mashup of Let It Grow/Make It Hurt So Good
•Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Grow
Now)
•Maybe I’m A Maized
September 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Today’s corn update:
Karaoke for corn playlist includes:
•Don’t Go Breaking My Stalk
•Can’t You Hear Me Growing
•Do You Really Want to Eat Me?
•Kernels (to the tune Peaches)
•mashup of Let It Grow/Make It Hurt So Good
•Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Grow
Now)
•Maybe I’m A Maized
Karaoke for corn playlist includes:
•Don’t Go Breaking My Stalk
•Can’t You Hear Me Growing
•Do You Really Want to Eat Me?
•Kernels (to the tune Peaches)
•mashup of Let It Grow/Make It Hurt So Good
•Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Grow
Now)
•Maybe I’m A Maized
A little early to stab some stuff but so stinking cute.
September 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
A little early to stab some stuff but so stinking cute.
Too soon for hot cocoa?
September 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Too soon for hot cocoa?
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did you know you can sometimes just go get a cannoli? p fuckin great
September 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
did you know you can sometimes just go get a cannoli? p fuckin great
Yo Milwaukee people!
Where's a good place to have dinner?
Where's a good place to have dinner?
September 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Yo Milwaukee people!
Where's a good place to have dinner?
Where's a good place to have dinner?
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Introducing auntie to Harry Styles (after I fixed her hearing aids)
Auntie: He's young! 😜
Introducing auntie to Harry Styles (after I fixed her hearing aids)
Auntie: He's young! 😜
Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 2:53
music.apple.com
September 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Introducing auntie to Harry Styles (after I fixed her hearing aids)
Auntie: He's young! 😜
Introducing auntie to Harry Styles (after I fixed her hearing aids)
Auntie: He's young! 😜
I bought hubs an anniversary gift. Didn't wait til the last minute...
Please clap.
Please clap.
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I bought hubs an anniversary gift. Didn't wait til the last minute...
Please clap.
Please clap.
Tim Hawkins - Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
YouTube video by timhawkinscomedy
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September 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Who wants to go to a protest ?
I'm still a virgin.
I should call Hans and Louisa
Hubs will be so happy as he works The President's Cup
I'm still a virgin.
I should call Hans and Louisa
Hubs will be so happy as he works The President's Cup
Fuck Off Fuck You
ALT: Fuck Off Fuck You
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September 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Who wants to go to a protest ?
I'm still a virgin.
I should call Hans and Louisa
Hubs will be so happy as he works The President's Cup
I'm still a virgin.
I should call Hans and Louisa
Hubs will be so happy as he works The President's Cup
Oh dammit my finger slipped.
Hope we are still alive June 5,2027.
Hope we are still alive June 5,2027.
September 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Oh dammit my finger slipped.
Hope we are still alive June 5,2027.
Hope we are still alive June 5,2027.
Don't get used to my face.
Tomorrow it could be a potato.
Tomorrow it could be a potato.
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don't get used to my face.
Tomorrow it could be a potato.
Tomorrow it could be a potato.
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Be loved for your weird brain
September 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Be loved for your weird brain
I'm gonna stay in the car a few moments longer.
#TearsForFears
#TearsForFears
September 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I'm gonna stay in the car a few moments longer.
#TearsForFears
#TearsForFears