Stabbins McGee: Mack Daddy; Math Zaddy 🇵🇸
@stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social
Palestinian-American. Cat person. Mathematics professor. Leftist. Autistic but often told it’s not obvious. Nerd but not the consumerist kind. Arrogant but can back it up.
I speak for myself, not my workplace.
Mathematic for the people.
I speak for myself, not my workplace.
Mathematic for the people.
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I just got a lot of new mathematician followers, so in my attempt to pander, here’s my area of interest. For the past year, I’ve been translating, solving, and writing detailed solutions for Japanese college entrance exam problems. I even code randomly-generating variants for student practice.
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If I were Puma, I would make a commercial from the poor woman who defecated in her pantaloons. “I’m Joanna, and I PUMA PANTS.”
September 24, 2026 at 6:47 AM
If I were Puma, I would make a commercial from the poor woman who defecated in her pantaloons. “I’m Joanna, and I PUMA PANTS.”
If I ever become a rapper, I’ll use my platform to advance what I believe in. Specifically, mathematical induction.
“Say ho!”
“Say ho, ho!”
“Say ho the same number of times you last said ho, plus one!”
“Say ho!”
“Say ho, ho!”
“Say ho the same number of times you last said ho, plus one!”
September 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
If I ever become a rapper, I’ll use my platform to advance what I believe in. Specifically, mathematical induction.
“Say ho!”
“Say ho, ho!”
“Say ho the same number of times you last said ho, plus one!”
“Say ho!”
“Say ho, ho!”
“Say ho the same number of times you last said ho, plus one!”
This was just off the top of my head.
September 26, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This was just off the top of my head.
Billy Joel sure lied about the usefulness of street savoir faire.
September 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Billy Joel sure lied about the usefulness of street savoir faire.
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"How would a pedophile approach this?" would lead you to correctly predict his behaviour in pretty much everything for the past decade, more accurately than basically all the pundits employed by the media empires owned by Epstein-adjacent billionaire freaks
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"How would a pedophile approach this?" would lead you to correctly predict his behaviour in pretty much everything for the past decade, more accurately than basically all the pundits employed by the media empires owned by Epstein-adjacent billionaire freaks
Right now, some sucker is giving their financial records to that Muse A.I. because they learned nothing from BonziBuddy.
September 26, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Right now, some sucker is giving their financial records to that Muse A.I. because they learned nothing from BonziBuddy.
What’s your favorite TV theme song in which the bass player thoroughly ate? Seinfeld? Law & Order? SWAT? Mission: Impossible? Kojak?
September 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
What’s your favorite TV theme song in which the bass player thoroughly ate? Seinfeld? Law & Order? SWAT? Mission: Impossible? Kojak?
“Super Intelligence” is the latest attempt to create an English sub-dialect complete with shibboleths to galvanize a group identity for regime sympathizers. Just because it’s pathetic doesn’t mean it’s harmless.
September 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Super Intelligence” is the latest attempt to create an English sub-dialect complete with shibboleths to galvanize a group identity for regime sympathizers. Just because it’s pathetic doesn’t mean it’s harmless.
Democrats are taking a “hard line?” What’ll they do next, complain on Twitter?
As the White House tries to play people for fools, claiming Trump’s new taxpayer-financed propaganda ad is a “public service announcement,” Dems are taking a hard line:
“This is the sort of government propaganda one might expect in North Korea,” they said, calling the ad “utterly illegal.”
“This is the sort of government propaganda one might expect in North Korea,” they said, calling the ad “utterly illegal.”
White House pretends its taxpayer-financed propaganda is a ‘public service announcement’
Key congressional Democrats called the pro-Trump ad “an egregious and utterly illegal misuse of Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars.”
www.ms.now
September 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Democrats are taking a “hard line?” What’ll they do next, complain on Twitter?
Only a few short months before the weather dips below 25 and therefore captures the interest of Leonardo DiCaprio.
September 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Only a few short months before the weather dips below 25 and therefore captures the interest of Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was this close to throwing out all my spices. Then I heard about cinnamon and thank fuck I didn’t. I’ll take stale over nerve damage.
September 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I was this close to throwing out all my spices. Then I heard about cinnamon and thank fuck I didn’t. I’ll take stale over nerve damage.
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"When power corrupts, it keeps a log of its progress, written into that most sensitive memory device, the human face." - Pynchon
September 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"When power corrupts, it keeps a log of its progress, written into that most sensitive memory device, the human face." - Pynchon
This country is doing to itself exactly what General William Sherman would do today to an enemy. Doing scorched-earth to yourself to own the libs.
September 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This country is doing to itself exactly what General William Sherman would do today to an enemy. Doing scorched-earth to yourself to own the libs.
I would never talk this way about better human beings, but holy crap, this ruling regime really looks like their own Dorian Grey paintings.
September 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I would never talk this way about better human beings, but holy crap, this ruling regime really looks like their own Dorian Grey paintings.
To this day, I randomly giggle at “Burtus.”
![Wrestling fan placard: “Hogan and Burtus [sic] rule.” Refers to Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jt5vgscmo7fuyegwpqcviyw7/bafkreiehgxdl2cc2oohgfuzs2ijz4w5rond2hcjca6gcrronooaxxthbbe)
September 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
To this day, I randomly giggle at “Burtus.”
Oh no.
September 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Oh no.
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It’s appropriate Ed’s last name is Shearin’. His biggest fans are sheep.
September 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It’s appropriate Ed’s last name is Shearin’. His biggest fans are sheep.
Marvel is running out of ideas in adapting the Fantastic Four.
September 25, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Marvel is running out of ideas in adapting the Fantastic Four.
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Ideally we'd never pronounce it at all
September 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Ideally we'd never pronounce it at all
In 250 years, this country never became fully independent from the British. If we were, we’d pronounce “Geoff” as “JEE-off.”
September 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
In 250 years, this country never became fully independent from the British. If we were, we’d pronounce “Geoff” as “JEE-off.”
Saw this nun I knew dressed in leather. I asked why. She said it’s one of her bad habits.
September 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Saw this nun I knew dressed in leather. I asked why. She said it’s one of her bad habits.
My only take on iced coffee in job interviews is that I think society should do away with job interviews. I’m autistic and job interviews are designed to weed me out.
September 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My only take on iced coffee in job interviews is that I think society should do away with job interviews. I’m autistic and job interviews are designed to weed me out.
If I were Puma, I would make a commercial from the poor woman who defecated in her pantaloons. “I’m Joanna, and I PUMA PANTS.”
September 24, 2026 at 6:47 AM
If I were Puma, I would make a commercial from the poor woman who defecated in her pantaloons. “I’m Joanna, and I PUMA PANTS.”
Thinking of remaking Cop Rock as porn. I’ll sell an official Cop Rock Cock Prop.
September 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Thinking of remaking Cop Rock as porn. I’ll sell an official Cop Rock Cock Prop.