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I'm Pleasant.
I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
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I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
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LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
September 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Feel like this should have a bit more attention-
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk has been in regular contact with Putin for two years, says report
Alleged talks between billionaire and Russian president could have enormous security implications
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Feel like this should have a bit more attention-
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Apparently Lake America is now closed due to a tear in its lining and fungal growth
August 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Apparently Lake America is now closed due to a tear in its lining and fungal growth
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Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
August 26, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
I’ve been using Too Good To Go. Get the app here, and help save good food from going to waste: tgtg.onelink.me/OGjG/cddz1fhd
tgtg.onelink.me
August 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I’ve been using Too Good To Go. Get the app here, and help save good food from going to waste: tgtg.onelink.me/OGjG/cddz1fhd
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"They asked too much, and they offered too little”
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced the country will match 50 percent tariffs from Washington 'dollar for dollar' after trade negotiations with the U.S. broke down
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced the country will match 50 percent tariffs from Washington 'dollar for dollar' after trade negotiations with the U.S. broke down
August 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"They asked too much, and they offered too little”
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced the country will match 50 percent tariffs from Washington 'dollar for dollar' after trade negotiations with the U.S. broke down
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced the country will match 50 percent tariffs from Washington 'dollar for dollar' after trade negotiations with the U.S. broke down
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On a completely serious note, I hope Harp gets the help she clearly needs.
Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy.
Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social
Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy.
Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 1:09 PM
On a completely serious note, I hope Harp gets the help she clearly needs.
Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy.
Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social
Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy.
Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social
www.beeper.com
Needed a blummin' WhatsApp app that *actually* works on Linux!
There is no such thing.
But Bleeper works nicely.
#Bleeper
Needed a blummin' WhatsApp app that *actually* works on Linux!
There is no such thing.
But Bleeper works nicely.
#Bleeper
Beeper — All your chats in one app
Get the most popular messaging services, all in a single app. WhatsApp, Signal, Instagram, Telegram, and more.
www.beeper.com
August 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
www.beeper.com
Needed a blummin' WhatsApp app that *actually* works on Linux!
There is no such thing.
But Bleeper works nicely.
#Bleeper
Needed a blummin' WhatsApp app that *actually* works on Linux!
There is no such thing.
But Bleeper works nicely.
#Bleeper
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Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up.
Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
August 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up.
Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!
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Iran launched several attacks at multiple targets in different countries overnight.
Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
July 24, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Iran launched several attacks at multiple targets in different countries overnight.
Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
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"In May the Court of International Trade ruled his tariff scheme under Section 122 was also illegal. So now Trump’s aides have moved down the list to the Smoot-Hawley Act, the one that bored Ferris Bueller’s classmates & which is widely blamed for turning a bad recession into the Great Depression."
Tariff Man's new assault on Canada is his dumbest yet
The madman theory works ... right up until it doesn't anymore.
www.publicnotice.co
July 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
"In May the Court of International Trade ruled his tariff scheme under Section 122 was also illegal. So now Trump’s aides have moved down the list to the Smoot-Hawley Act, the one that bored Ferris Bueller’s classmates & which is widely blamed for turning a bad recession into the Great Depression."
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For everyone hyping up Trump’s speech tonight like it’s going to be some kind of revolutionary proof of election fraud:
Why is he saying it on national television and not to a grand jury? Why has nobody been charged with anything? Should be a slam dunk case, right?
Why is he saying it on national television and not to a grand jury? Why has nobody been charged with anything? Should be a slam dunk case, right?
July 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
For everyone hyping up Trump’s speech tonight like it’s going to be some kind of revolutionary proof of election fraud:
Why is he saying it on national television and not to a grand jury? Why has nobody been charged with anything? Should be a slam dunk case, right?
Why is he saying it on national television and not to a grand jury? Why has nobody been charged with anything? Should be a slam dunk case, right?
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Just a random reminder that trickle-down economics was invented by conservatives in the 1980s to justify massive tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations. It’s been nothing short of a disaster.
July 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Just a random reminder that trickle-down economics was invented by conservatives in the 1980s to justify massive tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations. It’s been nothing short of a disaster.
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📣 All Eurosky users!
Portal has a brand new applications page for apps you can use with your account across blogging, events, website building, development, professional networking and more. Check it out:
portal.eurosky.tech
Portal has a brand new applications page for apps you can use with your account across blogging, events, website building, development, professional networking and more. Check it out:
portal.eurosky.tech
By the way, have you checked out the updated @eurosky.social App Store at portal.eurosky.tech/apps ???
We’ve curated the best of the #Atmosphere (including apps #MadeInEurope) and integrated with @atstore.fyi to connect artwork, reviews and more – all to help you ATmaxx your #Eurosky account.
We’ve curated the best of the #Atmosphere (including apps #MadeInEurope) and integrated with @atstore.fyi to connect artwork, reviews and more – all to help you ATmaxx your #Eurosky account.
July 13, 2026 at 11:11 AM
📣 All Eurosky users!
Portal has a brand new applications page for apps you can use with your account across blogging, events, website building, development, professional networking and more. Check it out:
portal.eurosky.tech
Portal has a brand new applications page for apps you can use with your account across blogging, events, website building, development, professional networking and more. Check it out:
portal.eurosky.tech
This is extremely uncomfortable.
I need someone with a submarine to rescue me.
I need someone with a submarine to rescue me.
June 23, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is extremely uncomfortable.
I need someone with a submarine to rescue me.
I need someone with a submarine to rescue me.
KDE Connect is approximately 8
4 times better than Windows Phone Link.
Sue me, MitherFickers.
4 times better than Windows Phone Link.
Sue me, MitherFickers.
June 23, 2026 at 10:35 AM
KDE Connect is approximately 8
4 times better than Windows Phone Link.
Sue me, MitherFickers.
4 times better than Windows Phone Link.
Sue me, MitherFickers.
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"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
June 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"
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Exc: First Government department quits Twitter over racism and violence concerns
Richard Hermer sent a directive to staff last week saying the Attorney General's Office would be coming off the platform
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
Richard Hermer sent a directive to staff last week saying the Attorney General's Office would be coming off the platform
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
First government department quits X over racism and viole...
Concern about the spread of misinformation from right-wing figures prompts Richard Hermer to pull Attorney General’s Office off platform
observer.co.uk
June 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Exc: First Government department quits Twitter over racism and violence concerns
Richard Hermer sent a directive to staff last week saying the Attorney General's Office would be coming off the platform
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
Richard Hermer sent a directive to staff last week saying the Attorney General's Office would be coming off the platform
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
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How fast can we get to 20,000?
- Sunday
- Friday
- Today!
Make the move and tell your network
move.eurosky.tech
- Sunday
- Friday
- Today!
Make the move and tell your network
move.eurosky.tech
June 17, 2026 at 6:52 AM
How fast can we get to 20,000?
- Sunday
- Friday
- Today!
Make the move and tell your network
move.eurosky.tech
- Sunday
- Friday
- Today!
Make the move and tell your network
move.eurosky.tech
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I overlayed yesterday’s footage of Trump wandering off at the G7 on this video of Hannity describing Biden as dazed and confused at the G7
June 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I overlayed yesterday’s footage of Trump wandering off at the G7 on this video of Hannity describing Biden as dazed and confused at the G7
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You know when you find a great thread but it’s hard to read? Now with one tap (top right) in mu.social you get one uninterrupted view.
Featuring @howtobuildup.bsky.social @marleenstikker.eurosky.social @robin.berjon.com
cc @mu.social
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cc @mu.social
June 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
You know when you find a great thread but it’s hard to read? Now with one tap (top right) in mu.social you get one uninterrupted view.
Featuring @howtobuildup.bsky.social @marleenstikker.eurosky.social @robin.berjon.com
cc @mu.social
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This isn't a one-time gaffe. Trump has referred in the past to people "walking around without legs." His aides are afraid to tell him how stupid he sounds.
Trump: "When you see young men walking around without legs, that's Soleimani"
June 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This isn't a one-time gaffe. Trump has referred in the past to people "walking around without legs." His aides are afraid to tell him how stupid he sounds.