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she | 26 | dyke lover | cig hater
sybarite woman, stood at attention
sybarite woman, stood at attention
Pinned
wake up rub my clit take acid make curry bless my stupid tranny life
*googling* how to stop cops hearts magic. how to tell cops from normal souls magic. what counts as deeds of an impure heart. are police buildings blueprints public information. zone of purity casting range. upcast zone of purity casting range. does zone of purity kill extended family or just target
October 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
*googling* how to stop cops hearts magic. how to tell cops from normal souls magic. what counts as deeds of an impure heart. are police buildings blueprints public information. zone of purity casting range. upcast zone of purity casting range. does zone of purity kill extended family or just target
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LLMs must hit hard as hell if you never got really high and then had to listen to your cousin's weed dealer talk about how you can fold a $20 bill into a prediction of 9/11.
October 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
LLMs must hit hard as hell if you never got really high and then had to listen to your cousin's weed dealer talk about how you can fold a $20 bill into a prediction of 9/11.
people keep doing this, man.
olds are popping out of the woodwork to go, well this couldn’t be me, these games didn’t exist when i was repressing my gender! okay. sorry the tweets aren’t universal to your life experience.
how trannies look at you when you tell them you didn’t spend the entirety of high school locked in your room playing league, valorant, or fallout new vegas
October 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
people keep doing this, man.
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Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser"
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
October 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser"
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
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overnight oats and whimsical old ladies are god's gifts to overworked transsexual women
October 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
overnight oats and whimsical old ladies are god's gifts to overworked transsexual women
sure man. why the hell not
October 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
sure man. why the hell not
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As a video game enthusiast who also loves classic men’s formalwear, I can’t begin to tell you how happy it makes me to see Miyamoto rocking the exact same necktie for the past 30+ years.
October 23, 2026 at 11:54 AM
As a video game enthusiast who also loves classic men’s formalwear, I can’t begin to tell you how happy it makes me to see Miyamoto rocking the exact same necktie for the past 30+ years.
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wake up rub my clit take acid make curry bless my stupid tranny life
October 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
wake up rub my clit take acid make curry bless my stupid tranny life
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olds are popping out of the woodwork to go, well this couldn’t be me, these games didn’t exist when i was repressing my gender! okay. sorry the tweets aren’t universal to your life experience.
how trannies look at you when you tell them you didn’t spend the entirety of high school locked in your room playing league, valorant, or fallout new vegas
October 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
olds are popping out of the woodwork to go, well this couldn’t be me, these games didn’t exist when i was repressing my gender! okay. sorry the tweets aren’t universal to your life experience.
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Capitalism might seem like slavery, but we have to remember, it's also gambling, and ritualistic human sacrifice.
July 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Capitalism might seem like slavery, but we have to remember, it's also gambling, and ritualistic human sacrifice.
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If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
October 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
y’all need to go outside im so serious
Important PSA:
October 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
y’all need to go outside im so serious
how trannies look at you when you tell them you didn’t spend the entirety of high school locked in your room playing league, valorant, or fallout new vegas
October 28, 2026 at 4:58 PM
how trannies look at you when you tell them you didn’t spend the entirety of high school locked in your room playing league, valorant, or fallout new vegas
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Marty Supreme: give Timmy his fucking Oscar immediately
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Marty Supreme: give Timmy his fucking Oscar immediately
body’s been all kinked up and weird for most of the past month but i finally managed to get her off today and that was fun
October 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
body’s been all kinked up and weird for most of the past month but i finally managed to get her off today and that was fun
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yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
October 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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MY ULTIMATE POST!!!! BRAINROT BLAST!!!!
CHUNGUS SCROMIT JELQING GOONING 67 LOOKSMAXXING BALLMAXXING CHUDLER OHIO CUMMY-ACHE FOID PASSOID FEMBOY TOMBOY TOMGIRL GOTH-IHOP HONEY-BUSTARD-PICKLED-SEA-FUCK DOMMY-MOMMY BATTLE-PASS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHUNGUS SCROMIT JELQING GOONING 67 LOOKSMAXXING BALLMAXXING CHUDLER OHIO CUMMY-ACHE FOID PASSOID FEMBOY TOMBOY TOMGIRL GOTH-IHOP HONEY-BUSTARD-PICKLED-SEA-FUCK DOMMY-MOMMY BATTLE-PASS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 25, 2026 at 4:56 AM
MY ULTIMATE POST!!!! BRAINROT BLAST!!!!
CHUNGUS SCROMIT JELQING GOONING 67 LOOKSMAXXING BALLMAXXING CHUDLER OHIO CUMMY-ACHE FOID PASSOID FEMBOY TOMBOY TOMGIRL GOTH-IHOP HONEY-BUSTARD-PICKLED-SEA-FUCK DOMMY-MOMMY BATTLE-PASS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHUNGUS SCROMIT JELQING GOONING 67 LOOKSMAXXING BALLMAXXING CHUDLER OHIO CUMMY-ACHE FOID PASSOID FEMBOY TOMBOY TOMGIRL GOTH-IHOP HONEY-BUSTARD-PICKLED-SEA-FUCK DOMMY-MOMMY BATTLE-PASS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When one partner's conical hat is significantly pointier than the other's.
call that a mage gap relationship
call that a mage gap relationship
October 28, 2026 at 4:46 AM
When one partner's conical hat is significantly pointier than the other's.
call that a mage gap relationship
call that a mage gap relationship
no officer it’s not “chastity” im just actively forgetting it’s there and ignoring all those impulses by pure force of will. it’s kinda like, well, have you watched “Lanterns”?
October 28, 2026 at 4:52 AM
no officer it’s not “chastity” im just actively forgetting it’s there and ignoring all those impulses by pure force of will. it’s kinda like, well, have you watched “Lanterns”?
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yeah, i know a spot
October 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
yeah, i know a spot
various algorithms seem to want me to install cyberpunk 2077 and seeing as i alr own it i just may,
October 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
various algorithms seem to want me to install cyberpunk 2077 and seeing as i alr own it i just may,
