aww man, don't make me empathize with putin
Remember when he and Putin got caught on a mic and Putin was rambling about how biotechnology was going to let people live forever and Xi was trying to make small talk.
Xi Jinping looks like a man who has psychologically prepared himself to hear a lot of bullshit and just ignore it.
September 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
aww man, don't make me empathize with putin
What was your first computer growing up?
September 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
What was your first computer growing up?
I miss David Rakoff
September 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I miss David Rakoff
it kept getting better with each new iteration
What is your UNPOPULAR OPINION in regards to Star Wars 1977 aka A New Hope
#StarWars #StarWars77 #ANewHope
#StarWars #StarWars77 #ANewHope
September 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
it kept getting better with each new iteration
This is day 1! I was hoping that it'd reach $350!
September 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This is day 1! I was hoping that it'd reach $350!
This also my favorite podcast where the topic is frequently Mark Robinson's sexual proclivities.
Unsolicited, unpaid-for suggestion from a guy who hates politics podcasts: I just really, really love Election Profitmakers.
It’s hosted by @jonkimball.bsky.social and Get Your War On’s David Rees. It used to be about prediction markets before that became a disease. Now it’s just very funny.
It’s hosted by @jonkimball.bsky.social and Get Your War On’s David Rees. It used to be about prediction markets before that became a disease. Now it’s just very funny.
Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Election Profit Makers · Episode
open.spotify.com
September 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This also my favorite podcast where the topic is frequently Mark Robinson's sexual proclivities.
America’s Army was a terrible soldier sim. Not once do you play a guy jerking off to internet porn without waking his roommate.
September 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
America’s Army was a terrible soldier sim. Not once do you play a guy jerking off to internet porn without waking his roommate.
It’s been a couple days since I took pesto so now I drank a double espresso to counteract it
September 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
It’s been a couple days since I took pesto so now I drank a double espresso to counteract it
Rode first class for the first time yesterday (same price as two seats in economy). Aside from the tray situation, my fat ass fit in the seat comfortably. That should be the standard seat size in an airplane.
September 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Rode first class for the first time yesterday (same price as two seats in economy). Aside from the tray situation, my fat ass fit in the seat comfortably. That should be the standard seat size in an airplane.
Nostalgia should be a crime
September 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Nostalgia should be a crime
Either this is a very low gravity situation, or Felicia's space suit shirt has technomagical support.
September 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Either this is a very low gravity situation, or Felicia's space suit shirt has technomagical support.
I'm really enjoying Lanterns, but I'm not going to lie. I'd be upset if my neighbors were using rifles to shoot apples off each others' heads at all hours of the night.
August 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm really enjoying Lanterns, but I'm not going to lie. I'd be upset if my neighbors were using rifles to shoot apples off each others' heads at all hours of the night.
Star Wars: Zero Company was a surprise to me. Meaning I first heard about it a week ago. What a lovely thing to learn about! I'm a huge XCOM fan and loved Midnight Suns. I will forever give these devs (no matter where they are) my money.
August 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Star Wars: Zero Company was a surprise to me. Meaning I first heard about it a week ago. What a lovely thing to learn about! I'm a huge XCOM fan and loved Midnight Suns. I will forever give these devs (no matter where they are) my money.
if you say anything was worse than 9/11 then you are terrorist. I don't make the rules. Bari does.
August 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
if you say anything was worse than 9/11 then you are terrorist. I don't make the rules. Bari does.
Every time someone says something bad about Paul Schrader, my brain pictures Paul Scheer. I can't be the only one. For our benefit, here are pictures of Paul Schrader to internalize and give poor Scheer a break:
August 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Every time someone says something bad about Paul Schrader, my brain pictures Paul Scheer. I can't be the only one. For our benefit, here are pictures of Paul Schrader to internalize and give poor Scheer a break:
A 2 year old having a tantrum for not getting a toy is the spirit of punk
August 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A 2 year old having a tantrum for not getting a toy is the spirit of punk
Don’t get the shingles vaccine during a heatwave and your AC isn’t working properly. Learn from my mistakes!
August 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Don’t get the shingles vaccine during a heatwave and your AC isn’t working properly. Learn from my mistakes!
Pull Me Under by Dream Theater explores the phenomenon of when your balls hit toilet water and, rather than tightening up, they just sink further thinking “oh yeah, fuck this feels good.”
August 26, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Pull Me Under by Dream Theater explores the phenomenon of when your balls hit toilet water and, rather than tightening up, they just sink further thinking “oh yeah, fuck this feels good.”
Today’s Lesson of Good and Bad:
Good: Dolly Parton
Bad: Nostalgia
This has been today’s lesson of Good and Bad
Good: Dolly Parton
Bad: Nostalgia
This has been today’s lesson of Good and Bad
August 26, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Today’s Lesson of Good and Bad:
Good: Dolly Parton
Bad: Nostalgia
This has been today’s lesson of Good and Bad
Good: Dolly Parton
Bad: Nostalgia
This has been today’s lesson of Good and Bad
Why haven't I been invited to Raya, yet? Because I'm fat, bald and squarely middle-class? Because I'm socially awkward? Because no one knows who the fuck I am? It's an injustice!
August 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Why haven't I been invited to Raya, yet? Because I'm fat, bald and squarely middle-class? Because I'm socially awkward? Because no one knows who the fuck I am? It's an injustice!
shocked and bummed to learn California is a right to work state.
August 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
shocked and bummed to learn California is a right to work state.
Reposted by Calamity Thomas Jane
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it.
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it.
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
What is your favorite color? Wrong answers only
August 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
What is your favorite color? Wrong answers only
Because he was Robin fucking Williams
August 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Because he was Robin fucking Williams